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Monday, September 19, 2022, 22:01
I'm sorry Angel but I need to take Crawly with me
I know I said she could stay with you
I don't know what a snake plush from the fair will do for me in British Columbia but I want her there with me
She's already on the pile I'm bringing over tomorrow
Do you want my pale blue sweatshirt or the white one? Also, how many of my flannel shirts?
God I love you
How will I even cope without you Angel?
I could ask you the same
Friday, September 23 17:46
Coming over in a bit, is there anything else you need, anything you can think of? So far there's only the neck pillow and my suitcase left
Yeah, thanks for lending me that btw
There is no way Bee's battered thing would have survived rough airport handling
I bet there is something I'm forgetting
Can't I just pack you too?
I'm going to miss you too darling
It's a great opportunity though. And it's only a few months. You'll do the research for your masters which you'll absolutely adore and time will fly and then you're back here
I know, I know. Still sucks, a bit
Still sucks
Do you want to eat out tonight?
Or shall I get us something?
What would you prefer?
Could you go to the chippie on blackstock?
We can eat at home
I'm not sharing you on my last night before I leave for Canada
Yes of course. Leaving home now, see you soon! 😘
Monday, September 26
16:35 London, UK, 8:35 Vancouver, CA
(Picture sent)
Oh Canadaaaaaaa
🎉
You look tired darling
Did you have a good flight?
Was alright
Yeah, couldn't sleep muc so I watched movies
Will have a nap in a bit
O no wait. I should stay awake because jetlag
That will be hard in a few hours.
Yeah. I'm gonna explore a bit after I leave my suitcases at the Airbnb
Less likely that I'll fall asleep then
When are you meeting everyone?
Tomorrow afternoon
If I got the time difference right you should still be in class now? We can talk later.
Correct.
I should probably pay attention. Late Renaissance poetry. It's fascinating!
You're cute when you're an English lit nerd
Have fun!
Tuesday, September 27, 00:57 London, UK,
Monday, September 26, 16:57 Vancouver, CA
Everyone is so fucking nice
I mean I knew that from the video calls but still, it's a nice surprise to see it in real life
Oh it should be almost midnight for you. We'll talk tomorrow. Have nice dreams Angel 😘
Tuesday, September 27
08:02 London, UK, 00:02 Vancouver, CA
Crowley that's amazing!
Yes, they sounded so nice already but I'm happy for you! How's the lab? Are you in your new dorm room already?
Tuesday, September 27
16:05 London, UK, 08:05 Vancouver, CA
I'm getting the keys later today actually. Apparently I have one roommate who's from Poland and on a semester abroad. She studies botany too
Tuesday, September 27
20:36 London, UK, 12:36 Vancouver, CA
That sounds wonderful!
Did you meet her, is she nice?
Wednesday, September 28, 02:06 London, UK,
Tuesday, September 27, 18:06 Vancouver, CA
There are plants in my living room/kitchen area.
There was a little monstera adansonii as a welcome gift on my desk.
She is good.
And nice. So nice. But PLANTS angel!!
Wednesday, September 28, 07:45 London, UK,
Tuesday, September 27, 23:45 Vancouver, CA
That's high praise coming from you!
She sounds lovely.
Friday, September 30
23:22 London, UK, 15:22 Vancouver, CA
The botanical garden is so nice. You would love it, it's so serene.
Some excellent spots for reading, too.
Monday, October 3
20:16 London, UK, 12:16 Vancouver, CA
Shift over! Not many customers, read most of the time. Learned something about mediaeval book illustration techniques, fascinating.
(Missed call)
Oh, I'd hoped that I'd catch you during your lunch break. Later then.
Monday, October 3
20:33 London, UK, 12:33 Vancouver, CA
Lunch break now!
(Missed call)
Monday, October 3
21:41 London, UK, 13:41 Vancouver, CA
Oh, I was having dinner with Bee.
(Missed call)
Monday, October 3
23:32 London, UK, 15:32 Vancouver, CA
Damn, okay, you still awake?
(Missed call)
This is getting ridiculous Angel
Not to take the romance out of this but I think we need to schedule our phone calls 🤣🤣
Tuesday, October 4 07:23 London, UK,
Monday, October 3, 23:23 Vancouver, CA
Yes you're right I suppose 😂
Okay, let me know when you're planning to do lunch today.
Tuesday, October 4
16:51 London, UK, 08:51 Vancouver, CA
We knew before that there was a time difference 😅 but the reality is always more complicated I guess
Let me see how the day goes, I'll get back to you
Alright!
Tuesday, October 4
19:03 London, UK, 11:03 Vancouver, CA
Around 1? In like, 2 hours? That's… 9pm for you right? Does that work?
That works, I'll be back from study group then I think
Thursday, October 6
17:01 London, UK, 09:01 Vancouver, CA
How about we try a breakfast/lunch date? Like, every Saturday?
Won't you be working sometimes?
Also, with the time difference, won't that be more like early breakfast for me, late lunch for you?
Oh. Right. And considering how much you love your sleep, how about brunch for you and early dinner for me?
Perfect
Let's try it this Saturday.
Monday, October 17 03:32 London, UK,
Sunday, October 16, 19:32 Vancouver, CA
How is Eric getting along with Ana and Bee? He’s feisty but I'm afraid they are too much for him
Monday, October 17
08:52 London, UK, 00:52 Vancouver, CA
He seems to be doing alright. He's very… resilient
Btw. Did you know Eric had two brothers? And they are triplets? I was so confused when they visited yesterday. One in the kitchen, one in the living room, both looking at me blankly when I just said hi and got something to drink. Then I stopped and realised. Few minutes later, Eric came back with his laundry and introduced us.
Monday, October 17
15:45 London, UK, 07:45 Vancouver, CA
Hahaha I was waiting for that to happen. Happy birthday to me.
It's October darling. Your birthday is in July.
Details.
What did Ana and Bee say? How did they look? Did they look stupid? Tell me!
I'm… not even sure they were home yesterday. Bee was working and then with Gabriel. Ana is gone for the whole weekend. Eric and I were watching national theatre live together.
If you can make it that you're there when they realise and snap a picture of their faces I won't need anything else for Christmas this year
You're ridiculous 😂
Friday, October 21
19:55 London, UK, 11:55 Vancouver, CA
Came out to the team today
Well, I told them that I have a boyfriend, that should be enough for now
They were nice about it, some asked after you
Yay, I'm happy for you darling
I'm exhausted though. Don't know why I was so nervous but well
There is always this tiny voice that wonders if anyone will be … dunno
I know. I hope it gets easier with time.
I'm proud of you sweetheart.
Thanks Angel
How long will you be awake tonight? Can I call later? 🥺
I can be up until around 2 am? I need to be in the shop around 11 tomorrow, so, late start. Does that sound alright?
Perfect. I’ll call on my way home from work.
Talk to you later!!
Monday, October 24
21:11 London, UK, 13:11 Vancouver, CA
One of the PHD students just told me that she's gay!
Laura. She seems nice. She told me that there is a queer get together every week, with board games and drinks. It's organised by a student group so it might be fun
I think I'll go with Laura next week.
Worth a shot! I'm so happy you have people to connect with there!
Yeah, well, let's see.
I mean, Laura seems cool, so at least I'll have her to chat
Thursday, October 27,
10:49 London, UK, 02:49 Vancouver, CA
Would you like to watch a movie at our brunch/dinner date this Saturday?
Thursday, October 27,
15:51 London, UK, 07:51 Vancouver, CA
Good idea. You got a movie in mind already?
Yes. I was browsing Netflix, looks interesting. I'll send you the trailer.
(YouTube Link sent)
What do you think?
Sounds gay I'm in
You've waited to use that line on me, haven't you
Oh god yes for so long
You're ridiculous
But you love me
Wednesday, November 2, 04:22 London, UK
Tuesday, November 1, 20:22 Vancouver, CA
Going to the queer gaming night now, wish me luck!
Or, don't, and just stay asleep 😁 I'll tell you tomorrow
Wednesday November 2
08:03 London, UK, 00:03 Vancouver, CA
How was it? I'm so curious.
Wednesday, November 2
15:42 London, UK, 07:42 Vancouver, CA
Nice, actually.
They are a nice bunch. I got to brag about you. The boyfriend who's still in England.
Aww, aren't you sweet.
Naw. Felt good to talk about you.
Still sweet
Shut it.
They do some fun stuff for pride. There were pictures.
Not that I'm going to be here for pride month
No, you'll be back here for months already 😁
Still, I'm really glad
Yeah, me too
Sunday, November 6
20:17 London, UK, 12:17 Vancouver, CA
Eric is taking excellent care of your plants, I'm looking at them now and they are thriving.
You probably made the right call, I think Lucia and I wouldn't have got on.
That's because you're never firm enough with her. You're always praising her 'vibrant petals'
You kept threatening her with the cutter! I needed to balance that. You were being rude and hurtful
I was not threatening. I was… encouraging her to live up to her potential. To grow better.
Your encouragement includes a lot of yelling.
Please don't ever encourage me. I might cry
Bwaha okay
But you're already perfect anyway
Oh shut up darling
We were talking about your unreasonable wrathful tendencies towards your plants.
I was admonishing you. Stop being sweet so I can do it properly.
Angel I'm not sweet how dare
Saturday, November 12, 07:58 London, UK
Friday, November 11, 23:58 Vancouver, CA
Wentntoa party
Slihhl drunk
Ohhh for fucks sake
Sounds like a good party 🤣
Was soso
Is. But i'm Home. We're hkme
What was it you always say to me? Water, paracetamol, bed?
Naw still talking witth alekssanda
Aleksandr
heartbreak
You? What? What's wrong?
Noooo she has
That why we got drunk
Okay, both of you. Drink water. Lie down. Put paracetamol next to the bed.
Yeah in a minute
So glad I git you angel
Don't say that enoig
Love you bunches
Love you darling
Take care
Talk tomorrow?
Yeahhhj Night angel
I just got up darling but I appreciate the sentiment
Monday, November 14, 06:26 London, UK
Sunday November 13, 22:26 Vancouver, CA
Look, I need to tell you something. Here goes.
I know we said we'd try the long distance thing. I meant it too. But I need to say: please, if you meet someone, if something happens, or might happen, I want to know. Please tell me. I'll understand. Long distance sucks, and we can't know if it will work out and I promise I won't be mad if you find that you can't do it, I'll understand, but please just tell me okay?
I'm so busy here. I miss you like crazy but I'm so busy and we don't talk as much as I'd like and I'm sorry. I also understand if you simply don't want to keep doing it
Monday, November 14, 07:55 London, UK
Sunday November 13, 23:55 Vancouver, CA
Crowley where did that come from
I know it's been 6 weeks already and it's been so hard but
I don't want to break up. I told you that when you considered going to Canada. Do you want us to break up?
What happened?
Monday, November 14
16:03 London, UK, 08:03 Vancouver, CA
No, no of course I don't want to
Never
I just thought… you might?
Nevermind
Oh but I mind
Tell me. Did something happen? Did I do something?
Nooo
It's just
You remember that Aleksandra was so sad a few days ago?
Of course.
She had a fight with her girlfriend. She cheated with another of their friends from uni. Her girlfriend, I mean. It escalated a little over the phone
They calmed down and talked yesterday. They broke up.
They tried long distance too
It didn't work out
I don't want us to fight like that. Or let it come to cheating. So I thought… I would give you an out.
Okay. Okay
I need to think
I don't want your out. Obviously
I gathered
Obviously
Okay
So. Again. Not breaking up
Okay
Still missing you an incredible amount.
Same
Monday, November 14
22:29 London, UK, 14:29 Vancouver, CA
Okay. Do you want to do anything differently? I like our Saturday video calls, but if you want to change that, we can. Schedule another call during your lunch/in my evenings? Not just when we feel like it on any given day but scheduled? Or something else?
Monday, November 14
23:08 London, UK, 15:08 Vancouver, CA
Another call would be good I think
Yeah, I'd like that.
Wonderful
Let's try then.
Tuesday, November 15, 07:16 London, UK,
Monday, November 14, 23:16 Vancouver, CA
Okay
Angel spit it out. I can see you've been writing on and off for minutes and you've not sent anything
Oh, you’re still awake?
I'm trying!
Just tell me
I wanted to ask you if you were also… a little frustrated?
Yeah, that's what I said. Not talking as often as I'd like, so busy, missing you.
No, I mean
Do you also miss doing things with me?
Yeah, of course!
Oh!
You mean sex. Omg you could have said that straight away.
Yes, I miss having sex with you. Anyone would, I mean, it's fucking hot, have you noticed?
You're being silly.
But well, ok. Good.
Well, not good, obviously. I'm getting a bit… don't know. I keep thinking about you. And it's not a big problem, of course. I just thought I'd ask if you felt similarly
Angel, it's okay!!
I have an idea. For our next call, okay? Or maybe for this Friday?
Okay.
Do you have time to text with me for a bit, late in the evening? 😇
Yes, I think so.
And angel, I'm glad we talked about it
Me too
Sleep well darling
Monday, November 21
16:24 London, UK, 08:24 Vancoucer, CA
Darling is that what I think it is?
(Photo sent)
Holy shit that is the largest variegated monstera I've ever seen.
It's amazing. Oh god look at the pattern of the variegation!!
Where is it?
Foyer of the place where Gabriel is doing an internship.
I'm picking him up for coffee.
Makes sense, looks like there is so much light because of the windows but no direct sun.
It's fucking beautiful
I have more pictures 😇
SEND THEM
I love you
Thank you for my plant porn
Anytime ♥️
Thursday, November 24
19:56 London, UK, 11:56 Vancouver, CA
Just so you know, I'll probably not look my best on Saturday
What's wrong?
Simone sent me home early because I kept sneezing and coughing and
I guess she was right, I'm feeling nauseous now.
Oh no. Do you think it's the flu?
Naw. Probably just a nasty cold. I still feel like shit though
Poor darling
I miss the soup you always get for me. And the tea. And you.
I wish I could help
Are you in bed already? Do you have something to eat at home? Medicine?
No appetite. Yeah, in bed. I guess I have pain killer somewhere
Maybe ask Aleksandra to pick up some veggie noodle soup on her way home? You need to eat a little
But I don't want to be a bother
Either you ask her or I will.
Asking for help when you're sick is not shameful Crowley
But I'm a pathetic mess
You're OUR pathetic mess though. Now ask her, please. Just so you have everything you need.
Okay.
Need you though. Being sick alone is shit. I had forgotten how much.
Let me grab something for dinner and then we can do a video call?
I'm snotty 🥺
I don't care. Maybe just half an hour before you take a nap though? I need to write a bit more for my paper and you need to rest.
Okay 🥹
Sunday, December 4
20:30 London, UK, 12:30 Vancouver, CA
Alright, I'm here
Where are you right now?
Home, came back from study group a while ago, why?
Because last time we did this you were giggling so much that Ana texted me to tell me to stop sexting with you on film night, remember
😳
Yes. Well.
And I'm still a little confused why you thought that would work out. I mean. I was sitting here with my cock out and you were on the sofa, watching sleepy hollow? 🤨
I told you, I might not have realised what you were proposing. And when I realised it was too late.
I apologised already. And I'm home now. Alone. Need proof?
Depends on what you're wearing 😏
Tell me
Or don't tell me, snap a pic and surprise me
(Picture sent)
How's that 😇
Shit Angel, you're not fucking around
You look hot in my open black pyjama shirt and nothing else
Wait
WAIT
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
OMFG AZIRAPHALE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Hm? 😇
YOU
YOU GOT A PIERCING
IN YOUR FUCKING NIPPLE
IS THAT A REAL PIERCING?
IS THERE AN ACTUAL RING THROUGH YOUR FUCKING NIPPLE???
Happy second Anniversary darling 💖
I admit it's a little selfish but I thought you might appreciate it
Are you kidding me you fucking bastard
We said no anniversary gifts!!!
Oh shit your nipples are so sensitive though
How does it feel? When did you get it?
A few weeks ago. It's all healed up now
It feels… surprisingly even more sensitive?
Which is interesting, to say the least
Fuck, I can't wait to get my mouth on it
You think I could get you off just by sucking on it and playing with it?
You're very welcome to try
I look forward to it
Shit, stop being all proper when I'm trying not to come inside my pants
Well, then I think you should get rid of those pants.
That was the plan, after all
Ngl I'm so turned on I'm not sure how much texting I can do
A fucking nipple piercing Aziraphale!!
Hm, shall I call you and tell you about the things I'm thinking about right now while you get yourself off? But be warned, I come prepared with some ideas
Fuck
Yes. Please.
Do you want another picture first for inspiration?
Fuck yes. I love you
Wednesday, December 7
13:23 London, UK, 05:23 Vancouver, CA
So remember the times you accidentally showed Bee the selfies I sent you?
Course. 2 of my most shameful moments
Right after my 20th birthday
(don't ask)
Again, I'm sorry.
Don't be. I'll never ever make you feel guilty for something like that again.
?
I might have informed Ana that we're still doing the sexting thing.
By opening the almost nude photo I took the other day while she was looking at my phone with me. And then swiping to the completely nude one in my haste
Because I wanted to show her a photo of Twix this morning
The cute cat that keeps insisting you let her into the bookshop for cuddles?
That's not the important part!!
Sorry. Of course.
Poor Angel!
I forgot I took those pictures
Sorry but you can't return to that flat. You'll have to live somewhere else. You'll find new flatmates. Better ones. Ones that haven't seen my dick.
Oh sweetheart
Don't be ashamed
Do you think she'll make fun of me?
Definitely
Crowley!!
What? Do you want me to lie?
Not for the photo itself of course, because she wouldn't dare ridicule PERFECTION
Just for showing her 😇
I don't know if that's better
Because I'll be made fun of either way
You could try to own it?
How?
Dunno, do something funny.
Ask me again later, it's 5.30 am here. Too early for funny ideas from me
Omg right sorry!!! Why are you awake?
Taking some samples before sunrise. I'm literally knee deep in mud right now.
Oh, I should let you get back to that then.
Talk later? I should be done here and taking a break in about 2 hours?
Breakfast date? Yes please 🥰
Just let me know, I think my last lecture should be over then.
Saturday, December 17, 00:11 London, UK,
Friday, December 16, 16:11 Vancouver, CA
I think Eric's friend is hitting on me
I don't know them but they definitely are
Why would you say that?
Because, if you've noticed, it must be really really obvious.
Rude
Accurate!
Remember Nathan? You never noticed how he gave you the largest slices of cake. And sometimes slipped you something extra so you could try it and tell him if you liked it
He worked at a BAKERY. It was perfectly reasonable to assume that he just knew that I would be a loyal customer.
Angel, he was practically throwing his number at you. And making heart eyes. And fuck me eyes. Take me right here over the counter eyes.
Don't be crass
And how did that end?
Alright
Poor guy was heartbroken! He clearly thought you were just shy. Not that you didn't notice his flirting at all. It was brutal to watch.
I SAID ALRIGHT.
Poor Nathan did look a little… shaken.
I still miss going there. They had the best cheesecake.
Poor Angel
So, Eric's friend?
What? Oh yes
He keeps following me around the flat.
Did I tell you that Bee, Eric and Ana are having some people over? Some ugly jumper thing? Anyway, it's evolved into quite the party.
And he keeps finding ways to compliment me.
Omg. What did he say for you to notice that it was blatant flirting??
'You're cute and I'd like to have your tongue down my throat'?
Ha bloddy ha
No, he overheard Bee, Ana and me joking about my nude pic and the piercing and said 'I bet it suits you so well, I'd like to see it'
That's when I was sure
Bold. Respect.
Also I'm glad you're able to joke about that accidental nude pic reveal 😁
Aren't you mad?
Because somebody besides me has eyes?
Why should I? You're gorgeous, clever, and a sassy bastard. Of course people want to get into your trousers.
That's not what I anticipated.
Wait, do you like him?
What? No!
I mean I guess he is a perfectly nice bloke but… not like THAT. Besides, I have you.
Barely. At least at the moment
Oh sweetheart
I'm sorry. I wish you were here.
I would kiss you silly
Wish I was there, too
I'm sorry, I need to go or my spot to do the analysis I told you about will be taken.
Oh. Yes.
Good luck
Thanks angel
Try not to break any more hearts
Saturday, December 17, 01:26 London, UK,
Friday, December 16, 17:26 Vancouver, CA
So, how did the thing with flirting guy go?
I might be curious, after all
Oh hi dsrling
Darling
I'm a lil tipsy ☺️
Cute
Oh. I told Jasper that I'm in a relationship
And not interested
He said too bad and that was it
Hm. Alright.
Wait, it was Jasper?
Uh yes?
Tall, slim, brown hair, charming?
Um, I guess, yes?
Ah
Hm
Crowley?
Forget it, I'm being weird
Saturday, December 17, 05:03 London, UK,
Friday, December 16, 21:03 Vancouver, CA
I'm not jealous Angel
I promise
I just miss you very much
Saturday, December 17
11:46 London, UK, 03:46 Vancouver, CA
I miss you too
About 2 more months, right?
Saturday, December 17
18:05 London, UK, 10:05 Vancouver, CA
Right
Tuesday, December 20
21:36 London, UK, 13:36 Vancouver, CA
(Failed call)
Crowley?
(Failed call)
Are you alright, we had a date for a phone call
Tuesday, December 20
22:59 London, UK, 14:59 Vancouver, CA
Fuck, sorry
I didnt take my lunch break, completely forgot. I'm so sorry. Wait a sec, leaving the lab right now
(Failed call)
I guess you're asleep now. 🥺
Wednesday, December 21
08:06 London, UK, 00:06 Vancouver, CA
Oh, okay 😅
Message me when you're awake, maybe we can do it today?
Wednesday, December 21
15:39 London, UK, 07:39 Vancouver, CA
Yeah can do
Again, I'm sorry
How about in half an hour? I can go in late.
Don't beat yourself up about it
Yes please!
Thursday, December 22
21:23 London, UK, 13:23 Vancouver, CA
Are we still on for Christmas morning/Christmas afternoon Skype?
Yes. I'm going home on Christmas eve and I'll be back in the afternoon on christmas day when my parents visit my aunt.
Great. Do you have anything else planned?
We're having a little get together at your flat. On boxing day. Just Bee, Ana, Eric, my brother, Newt and I believe Eric invited Jasper.
Oh, are those two dating now?
No, they're friends. To be honest, it will be nice not being the only one without a boyfriend. Well, not without. You know what I mean.
Yeah, everyone being coupled up must be exhausting. Ya know.
Yeah. Newt and Anathema have always been so perfect for each other. Even Bee and Gabriel are soo… sweet together? They just fit really well. And I'm happy. My brother is not an easy person to be around but I love him and so I'm happy that he found an amazing person. I'm just jealous of that because I miss you so much.
I know. It sucks, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry. Here I am, able to see our friends whenever I want to and complaining about how hard that is when you're in Canada without all of us. Sorry darling.
It's alright.
How about you? What are your plans? Aleksandra is staying for the holidays, right?
Yeah, quiet Christmas with the roommate. She celebrates Christmas eve though, apparently that's how it works in Poland.
So you're doing something nice?
Cooking together, some festive food she likes, some I like. Then movies.
And I'm meeting with Laura and Sophie on boxing day.
That sounds good.
Undecided. They are so obviously horny for each other that I'm worried. How they have not ended up in bed already is beyond me.
Oh, that's awkward.
Naw, it's okay, they're sweet. They would make a good couple. But I really hope one of them makes a move soon, before I need to resort to desperate measures. Like talking to them about their feelings.
The horror. 😁
Sunday, December 25, 09:07 London, UK
Saturday, December 24, 01:07 Vancouver, CA
I know it's just barely Christmas day for you but MERRY CHRISTMAS DARLING 🎁🎄
Sun, December 25,
17:00 London, UK, 09:00 Vancouver, CA
video call transcript
Crowley is sitting on the bed of what is very obviously a generic dorm room. He is wearing dark green pyjamas and waving at the camera.
Aziraphale is sitting cross legged on the rug in his tiny studio, a bookshelf stuffed full with books in the background behind him. He's wearing a blue Christmas jumper with golden stars. He's waving too.
And good morning Angel! Merry christmas!
Hello darling!
Feels a bit weird without my usual brunch. I should have prepared that.
Did Bee give you your present on time or do I need to send them a strongly worded voice message?
No, it's here, they even put real effort in the wrapping and the bow.
Aziraphale holds a rectangle into the camera, wrapped in red and green patterned paper and adorned with a red bow. It's not neat, but it's something.
Great, I have your package here
Crowley pulls a cardboard box into the frame, it's roughly the size of two shoeboxes.
It's huge and heavy, by the way, what the fuck?
Aw, you think it's all from me, that's sweet. No, everyone put something in there.
Oh no those bastards.
Crowley. You're talking to the person who'll hand deliver your roommates' presents tomorrow. I know you love them.
Alright, if you're throwing insults I'm gonna stop you right there. Come on, open your present. I know you much you're already dying of curiosity
Yes, maybe a bit. Alright, here goes.
Aziraphale unwraps the present. Unsurprisingly, it's a book.
Crowley that's…Is that a first edition?? Are you insane?
Depends. Do you like it?
Do I like it? Of course I like it! I'd prefer it if my boyfriend can afford to eat this month though!
Aww relax. It comes with some caveats. The cover is pretty alright but some of the pages are damaged. Binding is also loose. It needs some love and care, see. But I thought, if Mr Peterson lets you use his workshop, you could manage. Restore it a bit. Is that alright?
Crowley, that's… I love it so much. I can't believe you remembered that I like his short stories. I don't even remember telling you.
Aziraphale is hugging the book, carefully, to his chest. Crowley is beaming.
'course I did. I'm so glad you like it.
Aziraphale is very obviously gathering himself. Then he puts the book in his lap and smiles at the camera.
Come on, your turn, open the package.
Crowley pierces the packing tape with a biro, wriggles it around, curses, and then pushes the package to the side and stands up.
Okay wait, I need scissors or a knife for this
Clattering in the background.
(Off camera) Aha!
Crowley comes back on screen, waving a steak knife.
That will do.
Don't hurt yourself!
Oh, relax. You forget how often I'm using scalpels in the lab
You forget how often I've seen the plasters on your poor fingers, Crowley
Yeah yeah. Now, what's this.
Crowley rips through the packing tape, finds the flap and pulls at it.
I don't know what will be on top because it will all have shifted. Let me know what you see first!
Alright. There is a brown paper bag with the worst bow I've ever seen on top.
Ah, that would be Bee's
Nice to see they took much more care with your present. Very in character. Okay, underneath there is a lumpy thing in sparkly paper and a golden bow.
That's from Ana and Newt.
And a smaller box in blue and silver, that would be yours, I assume?
Yes
And a plastic bag, what's that?
He holds the bag up and looks inside.
Sweets?
Oh, that's from all of us. We kept thinking of all the snacks you love and googled if they're available in Canada. Those that aren't are in there. We figured you're missing those. There's chocolate and fruit pastilles but also those wild crisp flavours you like.
Oh hell yeah!
Crowley dives into the bag and emerges with crisps. The bag says 'prawn cocktail'. He opens them and promptly stuffs a few into his mouth.
Have you even eaten breakfast yet?
(Munching) no, why?
(Grinning) Disgusting
Fuck, that's good. Alright. Friends first or boyfriend first?
Those are your presents darling
Okay, friends first, best for last.
He opens the sparkly wrapping paper and finds black knitted fabric. He unfolds it in front of his chest. It's a jumper.
Ohhh fuck that's so soft!
He buries his face in it.
And warm!
He pulls it over his head, losing his hair clip in the process and cursing a little. When he emerges, he is dishevelled but smiling.
Fits great, too! Oh!
He touches the small embroidered plant on his chest.
I love that!
Yeah, they remembered how irresponsible you are with cold weather and while British Columbia is not so bad, they figured you probably don't have enough warm clothes. Because you never do.
Haha, true. It's great. The little monstera is so neat.
I believe Newt embroidered it himself.
Seriously? It looks so good. I'll have to tell him. Ok, now, what's this?
He opens the brown bag and pulls a framed photograph from it. He is quite obviously very touched.
Bee, you sentimental little shit. Fuck
Oh, what's the photo of? Bee didn't tell me and I never saw it unwrapped.
Crowley turns it. It's a group photo on a beach with colourful beach huts in the background.
It's from the day trip we took together last summer. All six of us.
Aww. That's sweet.
Oh, and there's a gift card on the back, too. Nice.
He is obviously stalling and gathering himself.
They really miss you too.
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Do you maybe want to open my present later?
No. No, I'm okay. Right.
He puts the frame away and takes the blue and silver wrapped box.
Okay. I'm really curious about this.
It's not… it's not one of my best ideas
Sweetheart you got your nipple pierced for our anniversary. There is no topping that.
I feel a bit silly after you gave me the wonderful book.
Nonsense
Crowley opens the wrapping paper and the cardboard box. There is a plush velvet case inside, embossed with golden letters.
Tom Ford??? Angel what the fuck?? Tell me this is empty.
Now, that would not make any sense now would it?
Crowley opens the case.
Fuck me
He pulls a pair of sunglasses from it, reverently.
See, you were so sad when you lost your pair. And I was thinking of getting you new ones for your birthday. But you wear yours year-round and all the snow Vancouver gets is so reflective and that must be hell with your sensitive eyes so I thought you might want to use them now in Canada, too. I looked at every model that screamed 'James Bond' and I thought these would suit you.
They're gorgeous. Angel. And much much too expensive.
Try them on.
Crowley tucks his hair behind his ears and puts the sunglasses on.
I think they fit well. How do they look?
Very dashing. I like them on you.
Wait, I have a mirror somewhere.
Crowley jumps from the bed, rummages through his backpack and produces a little eyeshadow palette with a mirror inside. He looks at his reflection.
Darling you can just look on your computer. You have video on.
Right! I minimised myself though, wait a second.
Oh fuck I look awesome. Okay, I wanna take a real look in my bathroom mirror
Crowley leaves to the side
After a minute he comes back into the room and jumps onto the bed, strikes a model pose on his side.
Oh, yes, very handsome.
Crowley gets another handful of crisps and stuffs them into his mouth
(Munching) Oh, I know!
Seriously Angel, I love them
So much
I'm glad
They look at their computer screens for a few seconds
I really want to kiss you right now.
Yeah. Same struggle as always.
Another beat of silence before Aziraphale clears his throat.
Is Aleksandra at home, too? Oh, and how was your Christmas eve?
Yeah, she's in her room, I think she's still asleep. Do you want to say hi later, maybe?
Yes, please.
Okay.
Yeah, Christmas dinner with her was great. There is a kind of filled dumpling that she made, it was really good. And look what she got me for Christmas.
Crowley gets close to the camera and fetches a coffee mug. He holds it so that Aziraphale can see. There is art of an overflowing green house on it and words in a curly font.
Proud plant parent? Very accurate.
Right?
That's so sweet of her.
What's her focus again?
Gene mutations, basically. Fascinating stuff.
I'm getting really hungry Angel, is it okay if I make myself some coffee and grab some leftovers?
Oh, right! Yes, of course. I could use some cocoa as well. Leave the video call on and we meet back here in five minutes?
Deal.
Crowley hops from the bed, in his new jumper and new sunglasses with his long hair all over the place. Aziraphale is smiling at his laptop for another moment before he gets up too and goes off frame.
Monday, December 26
18:22 London, UK, 10:22 Vancouver, CA
Merry Christmas again from all of us!
(Photo sent)
What happened to Gabriel?? I don't think I've ever seen him in anything but polo shirts. He looks relaxed. it's weird
I know! Bee is a good influence I think.
You all look so happy too
Yeah, we had a nice gift exchange. Made some mulled wine. Everyone loves your gifts. But they have probably already messaged you.
Yeah, they did. Bee sent a video. Newt and Ana did a voice message where they sung a carol
Nice
How are you? When are you meeting your friends?
Good. Slept in.
Another two hours.
Oh, everyone is asking if you'd like to be on speaker for a call, do you have time for that?
Oh, fuck yes, put them on!
Thursday, December 29
21:04 London, UK, 13:04 Vancouver, CA
Oh, I caught you online! Hi Angel 😊
Hi darling
How was your day?
Fine. A bit stressful maybe. Coursework and shift at the shop
I wish we could just curl up in bed together.
I miss you. It's distracting.
Busy Angel
Distracting how?
Distracting as in it's completely inappropriate to think about the last time we 'texted' while I'm minding the shop
And then re-reading our conversation. And thinking about some very nice memories
And then getting a little too excited while technically being at work
Hn, Angel, are you telling me you were horny all day?
Naughty
No
Maybe
Did you do something about it?
What? No
I was working
You're not working now
Yeah but you're on your lunch break aren't you?
I can wait until the weekend
Don't be absurd
Come on, tell me. What were you thinking about? What was the thing that stuck with you
… the first time you fucked me
Hmm that's a good one
Hm, yes
What do you like most about it?
Do you remember how you insisted we take so much time for preparation and said that it would be fine if I only liked your fingers and not your cock inside of me and then when you kept teasing the head of your cock against my hole I said I would break up with you if you didn't put it in right the fuck now?
Because that was torture but also so good
Wait, did you just make me sext you while you're having lunch
Damn, I'm good, aren't I? 😏
And I love that memory a lot. For similar reasons
I love it when you get really desperate for me
And bossy. Bossy is good too
That's when I know you'll be a mess when I finally make you come
Oh god
Crowley, are you sure we should?
I think you really want to, Angel
But not if it makes you uncomfortable of course 😇
You wicked thing
Alright
Are you touching yourself now?
…yes
Just through my pants
Take those off. Get lube.
Oh
Really?
Yes
okay wait a second
Alright
Get a drop of lube on your fingertips
Then very gently start spreading it around your hole. Just 2 fingertips
and no dipping inside
okay
I want you to go very slowly. Tease yourself, like I would. Just pressing there and rubbing until you squirm a little.
No touching your cock either
Can you do that for me?
Yes
Alright, good Angel.
Now.
I want you to take your shirt off.
Imagine you're sitting in my lap all naked and lovely and I have my slick fingers on you
and we're kissing, sweet and slow
Are you kneeling on the bed?
Good idea
Yes
I am now
Good
So I'm kissing you and playing with your hole
Just lightly pressing the tips of my fingers inside while I'm pushing my tongue against yours
Until you push down against my fingers because you're greedy
Good lord
Hm. I think I would want your nipples too
Suck on them, maybe, especially the pierced one. So hot.
Yes. Please
I want you to keep reading now. And only touch your cock when I'm finished and I tell you to.
Can you do that for me Angel?
Crowley please
Alright.
So I would suck your nipple while I start fingering you. You would try to fuck yourself on my fingers because you love that
You love having my fingers inside of you, don't you? You always keep biting your lip and you make the best noises when I finger you, so I'm very sure that you love it
Almost as much as taking my cock
But I'd tell you to wait
And.only when you get all twitchy in my lap I'd tell you to ride my fingers properly and get yourself off
We'd slick you up and stroke your cock together
You'd bounce in my lap and I'd bite and suck your nipples and make you do that noise that I love
The shaky moan
And I'd get to see your eyelids flutter when you get really close
And then you would go still like you always do and come all over both of us while I keep fingering you
Oh fck
And now I want you to tweak your lovely nipple and push your fingers inside your hole
And then you'll take your dick in hand and make yourself come. Be loud about it.
Can you do that for me?
Yyyss
Good
Oh how much I wish I was there with you angel
I want to fuck you so bad.
Fuck
Oh fuck
Good lord darling you're good at that
Aw, did I just make you come very hard? 😁
Oh don't be so smug
But yes
I can't believe we just did that
Why? We have done that before?
Not while you were in public
I'm not
I locked myself into a bathroom stall as soon as I told you to get lube
You could have told me that!!!
I thought you were still in the cafeteria or something!!
Hehe
Yeah, but wasn't it more exciting like this?
You are
I don't know what you are
Let me think on it
Aww post orgasm Angel at a loss for words
A menace
A very very beautiful menace
I don't really feel scolded
Sounds more like a compliment
I know
I'll work on that
You fiend
🥰
Fuck I love you
Love you too
Oh shit
I'm really horny now, how will I survive the rest of the day?
You're alone in a bathroom, correct?
Yeah
Ok, then let's take care of you
Would be irresponsible if you couldn't give your plants the attention they deserve because you're preoccupied
So let me tell you what I'd like to do after you made me come…
Sunday, January 1, 00:01 London, UK
Saturday, December 31, 16:01 Vancouver, CA
Happy almost new year darling!
Thank you Angel!
Sunday, January 1,
08:00 London, UK, 00:00 Vancouver, CA
Happy new year Angel!!
Tuesday, January 3
16:22 London, UK, 08:22 Vancouver, CA
Okay, I was just asked out in a very weird way
Huh, how do you mean angel
In the library
While studying
You're an English lit student how is that weird
Yeah no, I mean.
He said he noticed that the 'moody redhead' wasn't around anymore and that was good for me because now I'd get a chance to be with him ???
I'm not moody
Okay what??
And I was so taken aback by him assuming that me presumably being single meant that I had to be available for him
And you are very moody. Not a morning person, too. But that's okay. 🤍
FFS who was that
Oh sorry, yes, someone from my seminar. Chris, I don't think you know him
I'm still confused sorry
Okay either he was trying to be confident and flirty and wildly miscalculated
Or he meant it exactly like it sounds and I hope you punched him in the face
No nobody was punched
I was too stunned
Angel, I absolutely understand the urge to flirt with you. I draw the line at people making you uncomfortable though. Not acceptable
It's okay. I did manage to tell him to leave
I still feel weird
If he tries that again, tell him to fuck off
Or I'll punch him.
Not in the jealous boyfriend way, in the don't harass my friend way
There will be no punching
But I'll prepare a few choice words I think
Good
I mean, again
Not jealous, flirting is fine but that line was not okay
Okay
I know that
I know
Just making sure
Wednesday, January 4
22:43 London, UK, 14:43 Vancouver, CA
Can we postpone our Saturday call this week?
I can get time in the lab and it's the only available spot for another week. We could do Sunday?
I'm at my parents' on Sunday, sorry.
But yes, we can just skip one Saturday.
That's shit
But I have no other idea so let's
Thanks Angel
Sunday, January 8
18:58 London, UK, 10:58 Vancouver, CA
How was visiting home?
Alright
How was the day in the lab?
Good. Lonely, but good.
Tuesday, January 10
21:55 London, UK, 13:55 Vancouver, CA
I think I have successfully secured Twix a new residence.
Nice! How come?
I petted her regularly and she kept coming to the bookshop door and the door to my staircase.
Mr Peterson claimed that he found it annoying but he started petting her and fetching her a little treat as well. We decided we should at least look out for her so we could help if she ever got sick or something
Apparently, he then started to let her into the back sometimes while he worked on a restoration.
You didn't notice?
No. I think he tried to hide it? Today, I saw him with a cat carrier, though. Twix has been to the vet to be spayed and vaccinated and is now the full time bookshop cat. No more sleeping outside.
Oh that's so sweet.
I find it funny that he was so grumpy about it. Like it was the cat's fault he became so soft.
He is weird. I'm happy for her though. And you get to pet her all the time when you're working!
Yes!!
Can't wait for my next shift.
Thursday, January 12
21:12 London, UK, 13:12 Vancouver, CA
How about we try another movie this weekend?
Your choice this time
Okay! Can it be a spy movie?
… Yes alright
I can picture your heavenwards glance but thank you 🥰
Yes, well, you know I love you
Monday, January 16
19:03 London, UK, 11:03 Vancouver, CA
Aziraphale, something happened
They are offering me a phd position
Fuck
They expect me to think about it, and quickly
Oh wow, that's huge!
Do you want to accept?
Monday, January 16
21:05 London, UK, 13:05 Vancouver, CA
I don't know
You can tell me, darling
I really don't know
Fuck
That's so fucking amazing but that would mean id come back here after graduation and the dissertation would take YEARS and
That's a really long time
A fucking long time
Too long
Too long.
I wouldn't
Fuck
What?
I wouldn't want to do long distance for, idk, over 3 years
It's been killing me and I cannot imagine…
So we would break up. Is that what you're saying?
I get it.
No!!
Yes. Hypothetically. But we're not!!! Absolutely not! I'm not accepting it
Sorry. Shouldn't have told you
Angel?
Aziraphale?
Are you okay?
Tuesday, January 17, 07:42 London, UK
Monday, January 16, 23:42 Vancouver, CA
Crowley
Of course you should have told me
I'm so happy for you! I know you were thinking about getting your PhD. I know you want to. And you love the work you're doing there.
I don't know what to say. You should decide what's best for you.
You should accept if you want to
It's okay
Angel?
No it's fucking not 'okay'
I would… we would…
Aaarg
You're saying that like it doesn't really matter to you
Of course it does!!
What do you want me to say?
Don't be in Canada? Don't leave me for Canada again? Don't pursue your dream? I cannot ask you to throw that away.
What if you regret it? What if you come back here and you don't find another paid opportunity for your PhD soon? What if you do find one but you hate it? And what if we don't work out? We cannot know what will happen.
And then you'll have thrown that away for nothing
I can't tell you what to decide. Don't ask me to
You could come with me?
You could come here? Get your degree here?
Live with me?
So you do want to accept
Maybe?
Look, we could do it together.
The timing is pretty perfect too.
I'm done almost at the same time you get your undergrad. You could transfer, there must be a good English lit programme here
You want me to move to Canada with you
Yes!
If you want?
Crowley
I don't know
We're 22. 23.
We can't just move in together. In Canada.
Wh not?
Lots of reasons!
Why does it feel like you want us to break up?
Why would you say that? No!
I think you should think about what you want before you leave the decision to me.
Angel?
Think on it Crowley.
And maybe then we should talk.
I'm sorry I need to go.
Aziraphale?
Wednesday, January 18, 02:36, London, CA
Tuesday, January 17, 18:36 Vancoucer, CA
Angel
I want to do it. Simone wants to be my advisor and she is amazing.
But I want you to come here too
If you want to
I don't want us to break up over this
You're hopefully asleep so I'm leaving that here. Think about it. I can call you as soon as I wake up tomorrow if you're free then. Or tell me when.
Wednesday, January 18, 07:52, London, CA
Tuesday, January 17, 23:52 Vancoucer, CA
Let me think on it today. We'll talk tomorrow.
Wednesday, January 18
16:04 London, UK., 08:04 Vancouver, CA
Oh. Okay.
Thursday, January 19, 07:41 London, UK
Wednesday, January 18. 23:41 Vancouver, CA
Call me around 8am your time? Before work? Is that okay?
Yes.
Love you.
I love you too
Thursday, January 19
16:45 London, UK, 08:45 Vancouver, CA
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I know I said it before but I'm sorry.
I love you.
I think I need some time to let that sink in
I don't think I want to talk right now
I'll text you
I understand
Just let me know you're alright, okay?
Yeah. Sure.
Saturday, January 21, 02:22 London, UK
Friday, January 20, 18:22 Vancouver, CA
I accepted today.
Saturday, January 21
09:12 London, UK, 01:12 Vancouver, CA
Congratulations
Saturday, January 21
16:03 London, UK, 08:03 Vancouver, CA
You don't have to say that Angel
But I'm happy for you. And I'm proud of you.
They expect me as soon as I graduate
So I go back at the end of February and I start here in June.
So 3 months here in London.
Yeah
We can plan with that.
Are we still on for our regular call? In a bit?
Okay.
Tuesday, January 24,
21:16 London, UK, 13:16 Vancouver, CA
I think we should make a list
I know we’ll be busy as well but we should visit all your favourite spots, do your favourite things
So, Kew Gardens, Observatory, lots of brunches
Some trips on the weekend with the others, cinema
Can you make a list of clothes you think you’ll need? We can look out for things at the vintage and charity shops
Hm. Okay.
Sorry if that’s a bit much.
I just want to make the most of it.
Thanks Angel
Friday, January 27, 05:56 London, UK
Thursday, January 26, 21:56, Vancouver, CA
I've thought more about it Aziraphale.
I think
It's better if we don't
Fuck
I think we shouldn't see each other when I come back
Friday, January 27, 07:44 London, UK
Thursday, January 26, 23:44, Vancouver, CA
No
No, don't do this.
Crowley, please.
I'll only be in London for a few weeks anyway
And I want to see you!
We can spend a few weeks together!
I'm sorry
I can't.
Crowley. No! That's not
That's not how we're doing this.
No
Please
I know it's going to be so hard but
I don't want to break up RIGJT NOW
Crowley?
I think
It will hurt less that way
I'm sorry
Absolutely not
(missed call)
Pick up
(missed call)
PICK UP YOU'RE SCARING ME
Aziraphale
I can't…
Look
I'll never be able to leave once I have you back
If you're not coming with me
We're not breaking up over text
4 WEEKS BEFORE YOU COME BACK!!!
Crowley?
Friday, January 27,
16:03 London, UK, 08:03 Vancouver, CA
I'm sorry angel
I'm so sorry
I'll text you. In a bit
Thursday, February 2
21:17 London, UK, 13:17 Vancouver, CA
Crowley. It's been almost a week. Please tell me you thought about it and changed your mind.
Do you expect me to just ignore the fact that you're home in London? Not see you or my friends for 3 months?
I don't know how this is supposed to hurt less. I can't imagine how it could hurt more.
Saturday, February 11
23:33 London, UK, 15:33 Vancouver, CA
Darling please
Friday, February 24
08:27 London, UK, 00:27 Vancouver, CA
Crowley
Just
Have a safe flight home today, okay?