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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    How lucky Aziraphale is, to live in perfection. It should be shared, he knows, but still, his being protests against the thought. Eden is his, and no one else has set foot in this guarded haven.

    Until now.

    Aziraphale looks up, another apology ready at the tip of his tongue, but the red-haired stranger has disappeared without a trace, like he’d never even been there.

    “Hello?” Aziraphale calls out tentatively, and the nightingales sing in return.

    No one else answers him.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Brilliant one shot

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    20 Dec 2025

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    After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.

    It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.

    Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.

    Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?

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    25 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Omg… just wow

    Aziraphale never existed. Until he did.

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    When they pretend to be a couple

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Lonely bookseller and book restorer Aziraphale Fell, encouraged by an online friend, decides to advertise for company. He certainly doesn't expect the dynamic Anathema Device or her suave half-brother Anthony J. Crowley to answer his ad. As he and Crowley develop their friendship, it's impossible for him to escape his growing feelings.

    When Crowley finds himself persuaded by his half-sister to meet Aziraphale, he doesn’t expect to form a close friendship. As his emotions become involved, he wonders whether Aziraphale would be interested in more.

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    16 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute. Wanna murder parents who treat their mids like Aziraphale’s did. Adore these two.