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    It’s not easy being Assistant District Attorney, something Aziraphale Fell knows from experience. Particularly if you are even remotely interested in justice. Especially if you have a very annoying nemesis thwarting you at every turn.
    It’s no fun being a corporate lawyer, something Anthony J. Crowley knows all too well. Particularly if you’re easily bored. Especially if you’ve found a fussy ADA to torment in court instead.
    It’s only natural you might need a friend to get you through the daily grind. Particularly if said friend manages to make you laugh even if you don’t know who they are. Especially if talking to them is all you’re looking forward to every day.
    While seasons change, edges blur, and loyalties are tested, Aziraphale and Crowley might realise things are not always what they seem.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Great dialogue, so much fun to read! I was cackling… the writibg is fantastic!

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    How lucky Aziraphale is, to live in perfection. It should be shared, he knows, but still, his being protests against the thought. Eden is his, and no one else has set foot in this guarded haven.

    Until now.

    Aziraphale looks up, another apology ready at the tip of his tongue, but the red-haired stranger has disappeared without a trace, like he’d never even been there.

    “Hello?” Aziraphale calls out tentatively, and the nightingales sing in return.

    No one else answers him.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Brilliant one shot

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    20 Dec 2025

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    After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.

    It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.

    Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.

    Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?

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    25 Oct 2025

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    Omg… just wow

    Aziraphale never existed. Until he did.

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    22 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    When they pretend to be a couple