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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Summary: They are girls. They are friends. They are straight, right? It’s just that Aziraphale needs help in building up courage in the love departament and Crowley is a very attentive teacher.

    i've been inspired by "Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine" by NaroMoreau and summerofspock, and had this idea about they been two college girls instead, finding out their preferences and experimenting together.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?

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    12 Dec 2023

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    It's supposed to be an exchange. An arrangement. Something to make them both feel better and less lonely. But Crowley's never had the brightest ideas.

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  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).

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    Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.

    "Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.

    Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"

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    22 Apr 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Az Fell is a well-respected, traditional secondary school teacher, leading a pleasant if lonely life as a bachelor. But when he and new teacher Mr Crowley team up to lead the school’s first Gay Straight Alliance he has to learn about the queer community, and fast. A chance meeting with a mysterious stranger seems to provide the answer – a gaycation! A magical-sounding trip in which straight men can ‘try on’ the gay lifestyle if only for a few days before returning to their straight, normal lives. Over summer holidays, these two totally straight friends embark on a journey from England to Ibiza; a journey of adventure, curiosity, and maybe… something more?

    This is part three in a series of ‘yep definitely not gay, nothing to see here’ type stories inspired first by my love of Not A Mounted Dildo But a Fuck Machine

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    15 Apr 2026

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