What the fuck itrapped

by snarpz

Summary:

Itrapped does some fucked up shhhiiiitt and chance gambles

Also if you feel like nobody mentions spade enough here you go

Crack fic

(I’ll post something serious soon I swear (probably))

Notes:

Once again back with my gartic phone (ALSO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IT WAS GARLIC PHONE NOT GARTIC I FEEL LIKE THAT ONE BLACK MIRROR EPISODE or maybe I’m just illiterate) enjoy lovelies

Chapter 1: La La La nothing could go wrong with this

Once upon a time there was an enby with a gambling addiction that went by the name of chance

and one time he went to his casino and then he saw a bunny

Chapter 2: Lady Luck gives chance a whole ass bunny (and shit ensues)

Summary:

Chance just being a cutie patootie

The gambler squealed in excitement,

“AWHHHH!! WOOK AT CHUUU!!! OHMEGAWWDDD AWHHHHEEE!! your jst a tiny guyyy!!!” He practically screamed, gently picking up the rabbit.

Notes:

Chance is so real here

Chapter 3: Update: something went wrong with this

Summary:

This is my sisters doing I have no part in this

Notes:

I’m sorry

and then this guy named itrapped came up and fucking stabbed the bunny, making all its insides go everywhere and shit

Chapter 4: Poor chance

Summary:

Chance crash out

Notes:

Lots of cussing

“ITRAPPED YOU FUCKING MONSTER WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH?!” Chance berated as they sobbed, cradling the small animals mangled body to his chest, tears of frustration, shook and anguish, running down their face

“uh, the bunny bit me” said the menace to society

Chapter 5: Shots fired (literally)

Summary:

I want..REVENGE /ref

Chance then shot itrapped 2,763 times with their flintlock. He held the bunny and cried, running as fast as they could to the Roblox hq building, hoping, no. Praying the admins could help the poor creature

Notes:

*insert some cool history fact (I can’t think of any)*

Chapter 6: Mmmaagic

Summary:

Thanks builderman (and the other admins) you the man

Notes:

“What am I named after dad?” Asks spade the now talking bunny(?) “ermm”

itrapped fell to the ground in the most dramatic way, fucking bitch. Anyways uh chance made it to the hq

All the admins magically healed the rabbit, and builderman ip banned itrapped and sent his ass to super banlands. Chance then went back to his casino. When he got there he saw a single card on the ground, a spade. They looked at the bunny, hugging the delicate and healing rabbit. “I think…I’ll call you..spade..” they said with a smile, pressing a soft kiss to its fluffy head.

THEN HE PROCEEDED TO GAMBLE AWAY ALL HIS MONEY

Notes:

Spade’s namesake is so poetic right guys
This I how spade was named trust I asked chance myself and he said yes

Chapter 7: Sob story

Summary:

Honestly don’t know how summarize this

Notes:

*Burp* ‘xcuse me

They then vented to the person they gambled all their money to, and somehow got his money back, they then went to the pet store and got some bunny food and other shit for spade,

the end!!!

Notes:

Oh it’s over huzzah

If you have a pet go give them a pet in solidarity with chance and their struggles

Notes:

Meow if your reading this your my favourite person on all of ao3