balls or ballin — bllk chatfic

by bookmarked_papaya, razss

Summary:

Chigiri: i asked cuz theres a kid who lowk looks like isagi lol

Chigiri: its like isagi but he wears a headband everywhere and stuff

Yukimiya: I didn’t know you had a younger brother Isagi?

Isagi: I don’t though? Lol? I’m an only child

Karasu: checks out

Isagi: ???Hello?

Karasu: im js sayin.

Notes:

razs- hai uhm first ever chatfic yayyyy, feel free to comment and leave kudos cz it would prolly motivate us alot type shii........ erm im not in uni while papaya isnt in bllk so its like kaigaku and zenitsu kinda. also this was like fun so yea

 

papaya- hallow this is papaya, a.k.a the one that doesn't actually read or watch bllk and is actually a fan in law who happens to be in uni lol. razs and other friends have basically dumped the entire story to me though so i know the basics guys dw :))). this is a first attempt at a chatfic or posting on ao3 in general so unfortunately we have to ask you to BEAR WITH THE TECHNICAL ISSUES KSJHDJSHD. we both had a really good time writing this though and we hope that yall enjoy it <3. we have loooooads of ideas and headcannons that we kinda dumped into this fic that we are SO ready to explore.

HI SO THIS IS GONNA GET CONFUSING BUT HERE IS THE LIST OF MAJORS THAT WE CURATED (p.s the 3 groupchats shown here are divided by year)

aiku = finance
aryu = cosmetics
barou = health
bachira = education
charles = entertainment
chigiri = physiology
gagamaru = ???
hiori = computer science
isagi = psychology
kunigami = health
kaiser = psychology
karasu = psychology
kiyora = performing arts
kurona = graphic design
loki (kinda) = physics
lorenzo = film
otoya = engineering
nagi = IT
niko = computer science
nanase = botany
ness = arts
raichi = mathematics
reo = business (entrepreneurship)
rin = biochemical science
sae = biomedical science
shidou = arts
sendou = architecture
yukimiya = economics
zantetsu = philosophy

Chapter 1: Introductionszz 🔥🔥

 

Charles created a group chat

 

Charles added Niko and 4 others

 

Charles renamed the group chat

 

 

WHAT KIND OF MANGO IS THIS 🧐🧐🧐💯💯💯

 

 

 

Charles: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

 

Charles: THE PROMISED GROUCHGHPAT ヾ(^▽^*)))

 

Rin: .

 

Rin: I’m leaving.

 

Charles: RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN o(TヘTo)

 

Nanase: Hi Charles! What’s this for?

 

Kiyora: oh nah

 

Kiyora: was this the dumb ahh flyer that i took

 

Kiyora: the first time i put my number in to be nice and it was a PYRAMID SCHEME

 

Charles: IM FRENCH SO I HAVE NO PYRAMIDS!!!1!!1‼️‼️‼️

 

Niko: oh were these the people you were talking about Charles?

 

Charles: YESSSSSSS (/≧▽≦)/

 

Rin: I’m LEAVING
Nanase reacted with “🙁”

 

Kurona: what’s this about about

 

Charles: TEHY ARE MY FRIENDS

 

Rin: I met you LAST WEEK.

 

Charles: YESSS BUT FRESHIES GOTTA STICK TOGETHER YAKNOW

 

Niko: there are 200 other freshies in this batch

 

Kiyora: oh fr

 

Kiyora: Kurona are u hearing ts

 

Kiyora: Kurona

 

Kurona: Do I know you you?

 

Kiyora: what.

 

Nanase: You just made Rinrin snicker!

 

Rin: No I didn’t.

 

Rin: NANASE NO I DIDN’T

 

Niko: omg we get it.

 

Rin: Don’t talk to me when you’ve got that shaggy ass cut.

 

Rin: Come back when you no longer look like you came out of a swamp.

 

Charles: HEYYYYYYYYY FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO B FRIENDLYYY ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜

 

Kiyora: oh wait nikos here

 

Niko: yo

 

Kiyora: sup

 

Charles: NIKO???? YOU KNOW KIYORA????

 

Niko: uhm i have other friends but yea

 

Nanase: I know a few people here too! I know Rinrin and Kurona

 

Charles: WOWZERS 🤩 I TRULY HAVE AN EYE 4 PEOPLE!!1!!11!!1!!!1

 

Rin: Get me out.

 

Rin: Nanase, why are you friends with these people.

 

Nanase: They aren’t that bad Rinrin! They’re actually pretty sweet when you get to know them!

 

Rin: Hn.

 

Kiyora: get a room

 

Rin: GO AWAY.

 

Kurona: Does anyone know where prof lavinho’s class is is?

 

Kiyora: oh shi thats me

 

Kiyora: art building second floor the auditorium to the right

 

Kiyora: or i cud take yu there if you like

 

Niko: kiyora’s a feminist and like 6’3 btw

 

Kiyora: type shi

 

Kurona: ??

 

Kurona: I know he’s not but sure sure

 

Kiyora: come meet me at th art building thn

 

Rin: Get a room.

 

Kiyora: aite ykw i deserved that

 

Charles: SEEE EVERYT1 IS GETTING ALONG111!!11!!!!!

 

Niko: uhm… we’re… we’re getting there.

 

Charles: ( *^-^)ρ(^0^* )

 

 

 

performative males 😸

 

 

 

Chigiri: sigh

 

Chigiri: sighhhhhhh

 

Chigiri: SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Chigiri: y’all are fake asf

 

Reo: Yes Princess shcnokems baby boy lovings 😍
Kunigami reacted with “😡”

 

Reo: Is that better ho

 

Reo: Oh. Mb king.

 

Chigiri: die.

 

Nagi: wt ! 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😱😱😱😱

 

Reo: OMG NAGIIII 🤍🤍🤍 Where were you?? You’re literally the only one who gets me nowadays <333
Nagi reacted with “💜”

 

Chigiri: ?

 

Reo: Can you like. Not.

 

Kunigami: Hey guys 😁

 

Kunigami: Sorry but… Why did we need to change the GC name?

 

Chigiri: heyy <333 omg its fine dont apologizee its cause we’re 2nd years now!! ur so forgetfullll lolll :)

 

Kunigami: Oh okay. Thanks, Hyoma.

 

Reo: Ok and IM favoritism. Okay Chigiri.
Chigiri reacted with “😒”

 

↳ “Reo: OMG NAGIII …”
Yukimiya: Cute couple ♥️

 

Reo: ?? we’re not tho

 

Yukimiya: .

 

Yukimiya: Oh.! That's.. I'm happy for you.?

 

Otoya: yujki?

 

Yukimiya: Stop. I don't want to be associated with you.

 

Karasu: WAITT. Yukii 🥹

 

Yukimiya: I’m going now.

 

Zantetsu: Where.
Yukimiya reacted with “😕”

 

Yukimiya: Oh that wasn’t really directed to.. you… I'm just gonna go.

 

Zantetsu: Ah. Oak.

 

Nagi: okay* stupid

 

Zantetsu: I see. Thank you, Treasure

 

Reo: WHOOO DO YOU THINK YOU ARTE WTF????????

 

↳ “Zantetsu: I see. Th …”
Otoya: yo. idrk but i thnk tht shts off lims for u n me🙁

 

Karasu: Can y uo type normally??

 

Karasu: oh.

 

Hiori: y uo.

 

Hiori: y uo.

 

Hiori: What are y uo guys up to rn

 

Karasu: OMFG.

 

Isagi: HIORII!!!

 

Hiori: Omg hey Isagi! Hru and bachira? :)

 

Karasu: WTF THIS IS BIAS

 

Isagi: omg karasu stop.

 

↳ “Hiori: Omg hey Is …”
Isagi: We’re okay!! Bachira got his phone taken away by his mom though :((

 

Hiori: Aww that sucks :( Im sure he’ll be fine!

 

Otoya: ok evbs tlkn abt karabaes typo but nbs tlkn abt hw bcchir’s in uni bt stll lts his mama in cntrl of hs phne?

 

Karasu: Otoya… 🥹 U get me…

 

Gagamaru: khbn. Sd

 

Raichi: IS THAT ACTUALLY UR FIRST MESSAGE HERE??

 

Gagamaru: stp/ lev.

 

Raichi: DUDE?

 

Gagamaru went offline

 

 

Chigiri: uhmmm… guysss? are you like, forgetting anything? 🙂

 

Reo: Hmnnmmn… Not really anything important, no!

 

Isagi: You??

 

Chigiri: YUPP OMG ISAGI YOURE LITEwait no i remember what you said to me last match. fuck you dude
Isagi reacted with “🤕”

 

Chigiri: ANYWAYSS have yg seen the new freshies

 

Nagi: whchh . 1

 

Kunigami: Why did you disappear 🙁

 

Nagi: emre idk.lol

 

Nagi: my jungler lowk usels

 

Nagi: lik thy’r not gtin any objectives its actl so annoyin

 

↳ “Nagi: whchh …”
Chigiri: the year 1’s with that blondie

 

Kunigami: He acts like a tamer Shidou.

 

Chigiri: omg he does, ur so smartt <33
Kunigami reacted with “😳”

 

Karasu: Is that rlly a good thing??

 

Karasu: Like doesn’t that guy HATE Kunigami or smth?

 

Hiori: Wait you said something sensible! Im so proud!!

 

Karasu: kys

 

Karasu: omg 🥹 Yukki don’t looook 🙈

 

Yukimiya: Dw! I’m not. 🙂.

 

Chigiri: oh my god can you guys like LET ME SPEAKKKK

 

Chigiri: god it’s like i can’t BREATHE in here

 

Zantetsu: You have to ingrate.

 

Nagi: inhale* 🙁🙁

 

Chigiri: wow!! uh thanks.? i know though!

 

Zantetsu: I see you did not need my hell.

 

Reo: help*

 

Nagi: zantetstupid

 

Chigiri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY

 

Chigiri: i asked cuz theres a kid who lowk looks like isagi lol

 

Chigiri: its like isagi but he wears a headband everywhere and stuff

 

Yukimiya: I didn’t know you had a younger brother Isagi?

 

Isagi: I don’t though? Lol? I’m an only child

 

Karasu: checks out

 

Isagi: ???Hello?

 

Karasu: im js sayin.

 

Bachira: IS EH TRYING TO REPLACE MY ISAGOATATT!!!1?/??/

 

Kunigami: Welcome back Bachira! 🥳🎉
Nagi reacted with “🎂”

 

Bachira: IM BACKKK 😈😈

 

Otoya: rnt u a 2nd yr now

 

Otoya: lik y is she stl on yo ass

 

Bachira: HEYY!! I LOVE MYTT MAMA

 

Isagi: Ms. Yu is wonderful!

 

Otoya: woah.

Otoya: bachr mom a baddie, noted
Isagi reacted with “😨”

 

↳ “Chigiri: its like isa…”
Hiori: OHHHHHHHH NANASE?

 

Hiori: Oml he’s actually like… so nice though

 

Hiori: Like hes isagi but nice 100% of the time instead of like 50% ykwim

 

Bachira: ISAGOAT SLANDER WL NOITB BE TOLERATEDDDD ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

 

Isagi: Thank you Bachira 😊

 

Bachira: dw kitten

 

Bachira: heh.. daddys got you

 

Yukimiya: Oh.!! Wow….!!!

 

Hiori: Nanase is rlly sweet, but he hangs with this broody guyy, I think his name was rin idrk :(

 

Karasu: oh is he the guy with the chopped ass haircut i saw running around with the blondie?

 

Yukimiya: I KNOW you aren't talking about bad haircuts rn

 

Karasu: yukki 😞💔💔
Otoya reacted with “🥺”

 

↳ “Chigiri: its like isa…”
Hiori: Oh no thats Niko, he takes comp sci with me

 

Reo: Oh Itoshi? I think I know his parents! And brother. And uncle.

 

Chigiri: ??? wtf weirdo creep stalker behaviour
Nagi reacted with “😡”

 

Reo: Sybau 💖 Oh and ty Nagi ilyy <33
Chigiri, Karasu and 3 others reacted with “🤮”

 

Reo: Ok for real though, he’s Sae’s brother

 

Kunigami: Oh Sae!
Chigiri reacted with “😧”

 

Karasu: o the biomed guy or wtv

 

Otoya: o hs lik so prty tho

 

Karasu: that wasnt the point babes💔

 

Otoya: mb

 

Otoya: ur finer tho high key
Karasu reacted with “❤️‍🩹”

 

Isagi: omfg Karasu if you don’t get into psych rn i might actually curse your ancestral passage

 

Isagi: motherfucking MICHAEL KAISER just entered class and decided to sit right in front of me like? Half his brain js isnt there idk

 

Isagi: Karasu get your ass here RIGHT NOW

 

Karasu: …. @Hiori let me meet ths Isagi copy

 

Hiori: I’m good :D I don’t want you tainting him!! Thanks for understanding <3

 

Isagi: KARASU

 

Karasu: 10 mins

 

Isagi: sleep with one eye open

 

Isagi: NO both

 

Isagi: Sleep with all your organs alert and awake or submit to your impending death that will come at my hands. Even if you find refuge in the abode of another, you are not safe. As long as you are alive I can track you, as long as you breathe, I am looming behind you. Enjoy your moments with your loved ones, for you may not know when you will meet your end.

 

Karasu: im here

 

Isagi: Yay! 😄

 

 

fine shyts😼😼😼😼

 

 

 

Kaiser: Tell me why the sprout headed bozo behind me is keyboard warrior-ing whilst staring a hole into the back of my head

 

Kaiser: Like I know i’m hot but like he doesn’t need to make it that obvious yk? Shivering.

 

Loki: If this is about that Isagi kid again, we’re sick of hearing it.

 

Kaiser: Lol no what even

 

Sendou: Then who tf is this about

 

Kaiser: Flopsagi

 

Sendou: .

 

Sendou: You’re actually so fucking funny I can’t stop myself from tying this noose rn.
Kaiser reacted with “😁”

 

Aiku: noooo dont kill yourself your so sexy ahaha

 

Sendou: Don’t EVER call me that ever again

 

Aiku: damn

 

↳ “Kaiser: Like I k…”
Ness: i find you very obviously attractive Kaiser!

 

Kaiser: I just said I know Ness.

 

Kaiser: GOD DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY
Ness reacted with “♥️”

 

Shidou: HOLY GLAZEE 🔥🔥👅

 

Sae: You aren’t that much better though.

 

Shidou: THATS BECAUSE ITS YOU SAE KINS 💋

 

Sae: Ok. 👍

 

Kaiser: All of you guys make me sick

 

Kaiser: ALL OF YOU

 

Kaiser: Why do we even have this gc i swear what if i cry

 

Barou: Grown ass man by the way

 

Loki: 3rd year by the way

 

Kaiser: omfg i can’t deal with this rn

 

Kaiser: Dr ego is going on about his 10 year old situationship again i think im gonna hurl

 

Kaiser: Like does he not get tired or smt

 

Kaiser: This is like the 15th time this week are you joking

 

Kaiser: Ness come here defend me rn, I’m too emotionally distressed to do it myself

 

Ness: aye aye! ^^

 

↳ “Barou: Grown ass…”
Ness: still have the video of you in a maid outfit by the way

 

↳ “Loki: 3rd year…”
Ness: still waiting for Dr. Noa’s approval by the way

 

Kaiser: Hm.

 

Kaiser: Not bad.

 

Barou: Ness if you mention that again I’ll sew that mouth so tight you can’t even kiss the bastard’s ass anymore

 

Ness: ^-^

 

Kaiser: Omfg stupidsagi stopped typing finally

 

Kaiser: Oh the hypotenuse haircut just came in okay. I SEE HOW IT IS

 

Aryu: 𝓘𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓻𝔂?

 

Lorenzo: rite? lik im usin my laptp 4 my phot class rn n the notifs are throwin me off lowk

 

Kaiser: YES its necessary god you guys are SO dramatic

 

Sae: ?

 

Sae: Do I need to buy you a new mirror?

 

Sae: Is yours defective? That’s upsetting..

 

Kaiser: STOP I’m not even that bad omfg yall are overreacting so bad im gonna kms

 

Shidou: If my GOAT says it goes IT GOES 🔥🔥

 

Kaiser: Sybau u pmo

 

Kaiser: Oh but Sae theres a guy who sat right next to me who kinda looks like you lol coincidence

 

Sae: Oh.

 

Sae: Does he have dark hair, green eyes, honestly kinda ugly and can't make eye contact?

 

Kaiser: ??? Yeah ig

 

Kaiser: Why so specific LMAO

 

Sae: That’s my brother.
Aiku reacted with “😮”

 

Kaiser: what

 

Kaiser: WHAT

 

Ness: oh…! theres… two of them..!

 

Sendou: HUH???????

 

Loki: Ew.
Barou reacted with “👆”

 

Lorenzo: what the hellyy⁉️⁉️⁉️

 

Aryu: 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓸𝓷? 🥹

 

Shidou: OHH HELP YOU MEAN RINRIN!!!!!

 

Shidou: H’ES GROWING UP SO FASTT <33333 I REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS JUST A BABY

 

Sae: ?

 

Sae: You haven’t met before middle school. You’re two years older then him.

 

Sae: Plus, you know that’s not how you use apostrophes.

 

Kaiser: THIS GUY IS AN ITOSHI? EW

 

Kaiser: Great i can’t enjoy Dr. Ego’s classes ever again

 

Sendou: ? You always had smth to complain about in that class though

 

Kaiser: Shut up why are you so obsessed with me

 

Sendou: This is why I barely text here I can’t stand you.
Kaiser reacted with “🙄”

 

Kaiser: This isn’t about you whore
Aiku reacted with “😡”

 

Sendou: Ok Aiku. Thanks ig.
Aiku reacted with “👼”

 

Kaiser: Anyway how will i ever live knowing that all my ops are in this class

 

Kaiser: Like stinkysagi is literally burning holes into the back of my head rn im gonna kill him actually

 

Kaiser: And hypotenuse is looking at me like I'm some kind of alien like?? Lmfao look at yourself

 

Kaiser: Plus Itoshi jr. is giving me an attitude like I lit just scooted away a lil bit and now hes taking over the desk space like c’mon you CANNOT be THAT petty 🤣

 

Kaiser: DON’T even get me started on Dr. Ego rn because I’m SUREEEE everyone in this class is sick of his ass too

 

Kaiser: Lol right guys

 

Kaiser: Lol

 

Kaiser: .

 

Kaiser: Ness validate me
Ness reacted with “🙌”

Notes:

razs- architect sendou came to me in a dream where bllk and genshin merged into one anime/game or wtv and kaveh got along with sendou

 

papaya- kaiser's texting style is lowk influenced by the way i type but i digress

Chapter 2: Why so sexy, if so dumb?

Summary:

Shidou: OH YEAH HE’S FRENCH @Loki DO YOU KNOW HIMMMMm!M.,.<.?.?.?

 

Loki: ?

 

Loki: Do you think all French people share telepathic communication?

 

Shidou: CMO’N YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM THOUGHHH

Notes:

razs- 2nd chapter woooo yippie yayy ^^ feel free to guess which chars were written by me and papaya cz its pretty obv lmao. feel free to leave comments and kudos it motivates us alot ⋆. 𐙚 ˚

 

papaya- hi 2nd chapter is out we worked from morning until night because we work hard like that. also lowk beta reading this was a fuking nightmare help TT bet you guys can't guess what song we were listening to when writing this chap 🤩 (help im so obsessed)

WHAT KIND OF MANGO IS THIS🧐🧐🧐💯💯💯

Charles: GUYSSSSS I METY THESE GUYS YETSTERDAY AND I ASKED THEM TO BE MY FRIENF AND THEY SAID OFC SO NOW WE’RE FRIENDFS AND THERE IN 2ND AND 3RD YEART AND NOW IM LITTERALLY FAMOUS (/≧▽≦)/

Niko: calm down😭😭one at a time char

Kiyora: yh bby steps or wtv bro

Niko: you’re not cool. 

Kurona: ?

Kurona: Why so rude rude?

Niko: bro.

Charles: GUYSSS

Rin: Get off your phone.

Charles: I dony have clases rn heh （〃｀ 3′〃）

Rin: That doesn’t mean we’re all free.

Rin: Are you slow.

Rin: In the head.

Charles reacted with “😮”

 

Nanase: Rin! Just let him have fun! :(

Nanase: Besides, I think it's great that Charles is socializing! I have too!! I met this 2nd year yesterday on campus and we’re out again today!! He even let me cut in line in front of Mr. Moon’s foodtruck and he’s super sweet!! I think he’s friends with @Niko ? 

Charles, Kurona and 1 other reacted with “😮”

Rin: Nanase what.

Rin: Nanase why would you talk to some weird ass stranger. What If he’s dangerous he probably poisoned your food or something. Nanase who knows what he could do to you. Get out of there right now do you know how creepy that sounds. You’re too nice for your own good. He's probably an antisocial weirdo if he's in compsci with Niko. That should’ve been your first warning sign.

Charles, Kurona and 1 other reacted with “😨”

Niko reacted with “⁉️”

 

Rin: NANASE.

Nanase: Rin calm down! :(( You shouldn't say that about someone you haven't met yet! And Niko!

Niko reacted with “👍”

Charles: kruoan… this guy is in tyhe way of our SHIP!!!!111!1!! ヽ（≧□≦）ノ

Kurona reacted with “😮”

 

 

↳ “Nanase: Besides, I thi…”

Niko: OH HIORI?? nah he would never also rin shut up

Niko: tbh he kinda creeps me out like he keeps staring at ppl and me idrk why LMAO but like hes nice enough ig

Charles: oh FALSE ALARM!!1!!!1

Kurona reacted with “😌”

 

 

↳ “Niko: tbh he kinda….”

Rin: ???? Nanase I’m coming over.

Rin: Send me your location right now where are you this isn’t funny.

Nanase: No! Rin calm down! :<<

Nanase: He’s really nice! He’s really soft-spoken as well! I personally think he's great and quite pretty too!

Rin: Nanase.

Nanase: Really! Trust me! See I have a photo with him :D

Nanase has sent 1 attachment

Rin: .

Rin: Hm.

Rin: I’m still coming over.

Nanase: Join us! We’re at Mr. Moon’s food truck!

Charles KURMAO TS GUY IS JOINING OUR SHIP!!!1!1

Kurona reacted with “‼️”

Kiyora: ?

Kiyroa: u js sd “this shit guy”

Niko: stfu kiyora

Kiyora reacted with “⁉️”

Niko: you’re not funny

Kiyora reacted with “⁉️”

Niko: or cool

Kiyora reacted with “⁉️”

 

 

Niko: pussy

Kiyora reacted with “⁉️”

 

Kiyora: bruh.

↳ “Charles: GUYSS…”

Niko: where were you char? were they nice?

Charles: DW NIKOO (*≧︶≦))(￣▽￣* )ゞ

Charles: THEY R SO LIK ME (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Kiyora: is tht rly a good thing tho

Niko: @Kurona Kiyora is a felon and he’s 5’3

Kiyora: AYO CHILLLL

↳ “Niko: @Kurona Kiyo…”

Kurona: Oh it’s okay I kind of guessed guessed

Niko: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Kiyora: Kurona what

Kiyora: Kurona what does this mean

Kurona: The first thing you told me when we met up at the art building was that I was safe with you because you used to go around the streets killing it it

Niko: LMAOOOOIOAOAOA HAHAHHAHGAHAH

Kiyora: .

Kiyora: I'm a breakdancer.

Kurona: Oh oh

Niko: IM GONNA PISSHSAHDJASJD MYSELF AJHSBDJKHABKJSDH

performative males 😸

Hiori: Guys

Hiori: I’m hanging out with that freshman I told u abt yesterday like just now

Hiori: And the Rin guy that Reo knows just ran down campus to us and he keeps glaring at me? 😭😭😭😭Honestly he’s not that scary but i think he’s trying to be 😭

Karasu: Pstt….

Karasu: Its cz your ugly…

Bachira: STPO BULLYIHN HIM KARASU YUO DIDNY EVEN USE THE WRITE YOURE!!!!

Hiori: Aww, thank you, Bachira

Karasu: ALL of you hoes are SLOW and BITCHLESS and UGLY

Karasu: Omg waitt obvs not you two @Yukimiya @Otoya ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Yukimiya: Do NOT ping me

Karasu reacted with “🙁”

 

 

Otoya: karabae why is yukkis name first

Karasu: Yukkiii ilyy dont say that :( 🫶

Otoya: o i c how it is frl. fck u. 

Otoya: i thght we wre tight 🤞

Chigiri: OMFG CAN YOU STOP GRIEVING NOBODY GAF

Kunigami, Reo and 6 others reacted with “😨”

 

 

Chigiri: THIS ISN'T DMS HOG

Kunigami, Reo and 6 others reacted with “😨”

Chigiri: STFU ISTG SOME OF US HAVE LIVES OUTSIDE OF PATHETIC ASS E-BREAK UPS GTFO WITH YOUR “i thought we were tight 🥹” YOU ARENT TOUGH

Kunigami, Reo and 6 others reacted with “😨”

 

 

Otoya: :(

Chigiri: Anyways! 😍 Hiori what were you saying get back in here I need to know bcs this health professor’s voice is LULLING ME TO SLEEP

Kunigami: Professor Blake is a wonderful teacher! 👍

Chigiri: Yes he is Ren yes he is 🥹

Chigiri: @Hiori COME BACK AND ENTERTAIN ME

 

Nagi: nah bros trting hm lk a medivl jster

Reo: You all have the attention span of a PING PONG BALL, not you though Nagi I know you have important things to do 🫶

Nagi reacted with “🫶”

 

 

Zantetsu: Balls don't have sentence.

Reo: sentience*??? How did you survive for so long you manchild

Chigiri: IF IM NOT THERE IT WONT GET DONE

Chigiri: I CHOOSE TO BLAME YOUR MOM

Kunigami: I'm sorry. 😟

Chigiri: NOAOWODAOWD THAT WSNT DIRECTED TO YOU RENNEUHR

Kunigami reacted with “😄”

Reo reacted with “😂”

 

Isagi: I love Sabrina Carpenter!

 

Karasu: nobody gaf.

Isagi: Jealous bitch

Bachira: GUYSSS I MET A nEW FRIEND OTODAY AND HIS NAEM IS CHARLES HES SO FUNNY AND SUPER CEWL

Isagi: But im cooler righttt 😄

Isagi: Bachira. 😅

Karasu: “jealous bitch”

Isagi: okay. okay karasu.

Isagi: @Otoya @Yukimiya  Karasu is cheating on you with Hiori

Hiori: EW?

Yukimiya: ? We've never dated. And how many times do I have to tell you guys that I'm not associated with them.

Otoya: WHAT

Otoya: KARABE WHAT

Karasu reacted with “👎”

Otoya: YUKIO??”????

Hiori: Yugi-oh?

Otoya reacted with “🙁”

Bachira: S NO1 GNA ASK ME HOW I MET MY FRND LIK?? 🙄

Isagi: How did you meet this Charles guy Bachira? 😆

Bachira: thnk yu kitten 🐺

Isagi reacted with “😀”

Bachira: nyways so i ws otw to liunch with my GOASRT SHIDOUW RITEW

Kunigami reacted with “😨”

Bachira: nOw dontn worry kunigoat he sed he ws payingh btw heh i js hv that nfliunce on ppl ig 😏

Bachira: thn we saw ths blondie wth a lot of pins in hs hair and drawingh sm guy on hs tablwet

Bachira: HESSSS COOO CUTEEE LIK HE MATCHES OUR VIB SO MCHHH

Bachira: IM P SURE HES FRESHIE BCS I NVER SEEN HIM AROUBDE

Isagi: Oh! You went out with Shidou? Why didn’t you tell me silly 😅

Karasu: put an airtag on him while you’re at it 

Karasu: also you’re just acting nice cz ur scared of Shidou

Isagi reacted with “🖕”

Bachira: SILLY ISAGI Y R U SCARESD F ME GOAT????!?!

Isagi: I thought I was your goat Bachira 🥹 But it’s okay!

Bachira: UR MY NUMBER 1 ISAGOAT

Bachira: SHDOU S JUST GOAT 🔥

Isagi: Oh ♥️ Okay ♥️

 Karasu reacted with “🤮”

 

Chigiri: omfg i actually snoozed in that class this professor cannot be real

Chigiri: what did i miss was it entertaining

Yukimiya: Bachira made a new freshman friend it seems

Chigiri: oh fril

Chigiri: ABOUT DAMN TIMEEEE WE GOT SOME MORE FUN AND PEOPLE AROUND HERE 

Chigiri: I CANT LIE BUT UNI HAS BEEN SOOOOOOOOO BORING YAGSHUDGHEW 

Otoya: rnt u lik

Otoya: in a happy rlshnship 

Chigiri: wtf

Chigiri: wtf is wrong with you why would you guilt trip me like that are you crazy

Kungami reacted with “😡”

 

 

Chigiri: I can’t deal with this rn im leaving

 

Chigiri went offline

 

 

Karasu: Sometimes the huzz isn't enough

Kungami reacted with “😠”

 

 

Karasu: Mb king.

Kunigami reacted with “👍”

 

 

↳ “Hiori: And the Rin…”

Hiori: Oh wait lol guys false alarm the Rin guy is actually so cute lmao 🥹

Hiori: LIKE he's so awkward to the point where it's kinda endearing???

Hiori: Everytime I ask him a question, he looks at Nanase like a kid at a doctor’s appointment help he’s so adorable 🥹

Nagi: oh nha

Nagi: y r u flirting with frehsies yori

Hiori: I’M JUST BEINGHH NICE WHAT ARE YOU ON ABT RN 

Hiori: GO BK SHOO 

Hiori: I DON’T NEED YOUR STINKY YASUO MAIN ASS UP IN HERE

Nagi reacted with “🤷”

Reo: EXCCCUUUUSE MEEE Nagi is not stinky, actually he uses the premium soaps that were handmade and customized for the Mikage family. 

Reo: So I’ll have you know he’s actually FARRR from it right Nagi?

Nagi reacted with “💜”

Karasu: “Nagi is not stinky” 🤓☝️

Otoya: “I’ll have you know” 🤓☝️

Otoya: yukkji its ur turn

Yukimiya: Don’t talk to me.

Karasu: 🥹

↳ “Karasu: “Nagi is…”

Reo: I know both of you guys’ parents

Otoya: shivers

Zantetsu: It is summer, why are you cold?

Otoya: thnks 4 ur concern bae 😘

Karasu and Yukimiya reacted with “😔”

Otoya: OMG YUKKI?????

Yukimiya: MiSclick

Yukimiya: MISCLICK SHUT UP SHUT UP OH MY DAYS

↳ “Hiori: I DON’T…”

Nagi: hop on

Nagi: Reo sed he wuld buy m the bp

Reo reacted with “🤍”

Hiori: One second omfg wait

Hiori: Guys Nanase just invited me to join them for lunch tomorrow because we all have free periods hasasdbkjahsbdkj he’s actually so nice? Oh my god? Rin didn’t reject either they’re so sweet and so cute 💗💗💗

Nagi: yori stp flrtin all the junglers i q with r useless

Hiori: FINE 

Nagi reacted with “🏆”

 

 fine shyts😼😼😼😼

 

Kaiser: So like the entire lecture he was whispering to Mr. Acute angel acting like he isnt loud asf like he IS NOT scary LMAOOAOOA

Sendou: You didn’t even spell angle right you idiot

Kaiser: stfu ugly bitch

Sendou: ?? GOD FORBID I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS.

Kaiser: IM NOT YOUR FRIEND

Barou: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP 

Kaiser: Lmao not u thinking ur tough 😂

Sendou: RIGHT?? LMAO NO ONES SCARED DUDE 😂

Kaiser: REAL

Barou: I hate you all

Sae: Please don't group us in with them.

Aryu, Shidou and Loki reacted with “👆”

Loki: Do you really want to be grouped in with Shidou though? Is he really any better?

Shidou: OMG I JUST GOT ONLINE I DIDNT KNOW UYO WERE A FAN LOKI DO U WNAT MY AUTOGRAPH 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Loki reacted with “😒”

↳ “Loki: Do you real…”

Aryu: 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼. 🥹

Sae: I don't see the problem?

Shidou: AWWWW SAE-BAE…. ♥️♥️♥️ ILY1!1!!11!1!!

Sae: Okay. 👍

Loki reacted with “😒”

Kaiser: Anyway so like I lit couldn’t focus on the class because he whispers so damn loud like? 😂 Bitch i can hear you stfu

Sendou: idk maybe he wanted you to hear how fugly you are

Ness reacted with “❌”

Ness: Kaiser isn't fugly :( 

Kaiser reacted with “✅”

Sendou: I mean… If thats what you believe in sure dude😅

↳ “Sae: Please do…”

Aiku: what’s wrong with being grouped with Sendou? 🤔

Sendou: Why did you scroll so far up. Stop. 

Ness: he’s right though! What's wrong with Kaiser? :[

Kaiser: Nothing.

Kaiser: There’s no problem Sae’s just stupid

Shidou: WOAHH youre getting WAYY too comfortable here buddy 👅👅 sleep with! BOTHH! eyes openn~~~ 💗💗💗

Sae reacted with “🫶”

Ness: the same could be said for you!! You shouldn't talk to kaiser like that ><

Kaiser reacted with “👏”

Shidou: Rat ♥️

Ness: Whore  ^^

Lorenzo has come online

Lorenzo: yo

Kaiser: You’re ruining the moment.

Lorenzo: 😐

Lorenzo: i jst wanted evb to b happy uwu

Kaiser, Sae and 6 others reacted with “🤢”

Shidou: REAL </333

Lorenzo: omg gys god frbd a gy uses an emticon 😒

Sendou: He does when you’re a grown ass man talking bout “UWU”

Aiku, Sae and 5 others reacted with “👆”

Kaiser: Anwwwwwwww 😍

Barou: No oh my god we are not bringing Isagi into this again

Barou: Even IIII DON’T like the kid but I’m so sick of you talking about him I might drop out

Lorenzo: yoooooo chill lmao

Kaiser: Right? I wasn’t even gonna talk about him lmao 🙄

Shidou: WELL IF U WERENT GONNA SAY ANYTHING I WILL ❣️👅

Sendou: Fuck you Kaiser

Sae: Let him speak

Shidou: BABEEEEEEEEE 🥹🌹♥️ and… sendou..ig

Shidou: ANywayys I WAS WALKING WITH MY CUTIE BACHIRA AND WE MET A GROUP A FRESHIESSSDAHSDJHG 

Shidou: OH YEAH HE’S FRENCH @Loki DO YOU KNOW HIMMMMm!M.,.<.?.?.?

Loki: ?

Loki: Do you think all French people share telepathic communication?

Shidou: CMO’N YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM THOUGHHH

Shidou: blondie; snaggle tooth’ too many hairpins* really jumpy “ art kid

Shidou: oh right his name whoops ITS CHARLESSS

Loki: I have no idea who you’re talking about.

Shidou: damn

Shidou: WELL ANYWAYS WER’E FRIENDS NOWWW

Shidou: h’es also friends with this nerdy looking kid 

Shidou: but tbh my tingles are telling me its something a lil more 👅

Sendou: Please stop talking about tingles.

Aryu: 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓾𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮. ✨

Shidou: THEY JUST DO’NT UNDERSTAND ME 😒😩

Kaiser: Oh wow so the devil is getting chummy with freshman no.3

Kaiser: I’m sure this’ll turn out well

Lorenzo: i ngl

Lorenzo: is btre than listnin to ur shi abt isagi lol

Lorenzo: lik by alot

Barou and 5 others reacted with “☝️”

Kaiser: You all hate me and don’t want me to be happy

Sae, Sendou and 5 others reacted with “👍”

Ness reacted with “❌”

 

Notes:

razs- this fanfic shit hard dude

 

papaya- hi so since im not rly in the bllk fandom (again im a fan in law who has fave charas arcs and stuff)and i dont wanna flood yall's inboxes with replies from both of us jshdjshdjs so razss will be replying to most of the comments IF THERE AREEE. i am looking over what they say and stuff tho so its like im there just in spirit ykwim. ANW THANK YOU FOR READINGGG 🫶🫶🫶 THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS AND KUDOS WE READ ALL OF EM 💖

Chapter 3: you're just a? GAMEBOY

Summary:

Karasu: By league of legends so idk how much of allat is actl valid

 

Hiori: I’m! Making! Friends! Through! A! Game! Karasu!!!

 

Hiori: It’s! What! The! Fucking! Game! Is! For! :D

Notes:

razs- late update whatttt⁉️ if you couldnt tell kiyoniko friendship is very dear to me and as a result of cross multiplication i came up with charles and kurona

 

papaya- hello sawry for the delay our country is kinda in shambles rn hahaha lol. i wanna adopt rin so bad he's actually so cute and stuff. HIHIIII

WHAT KIND OF MANGO IS THIS🧐🧐🧐💯💯💯

Nanase: Rin is warming up!

Rin: Nanase why would you say that here, plus it's not even true why are you saying this Nanase delete this right now.

Nanase: It’s not a bad thingggg :(

Niko: no, it really is actually i dont like the idea of rin being human

Rin: Shut the fuck up.

Niko: 😐

Charles: STOPOTPOTPPPP ITTTT!!1!!!1!!!! !11!1! AAAAAAAAAGHHGFGHIUGH

Nanase: Are you okay, Charles?!

Kurona: He’s fine fine. He just gets like that sometimes dont worry.

Niko: hes fine

Niko: ?

Nanase: That's great! I was a little worried 🙁

Rin: You were TOO worried for someone like Charles.

Nanase reacted with “😓”

Nanase: We have to go now though, Hiori’s here, sorry guys! ☹️☹️

Charles, Niko and 2 others reacted with “🫣”

Charles: OKEIIII BYAYYEYYEYEYEY HAVE FUNSSIESSSASA ♪(^∇^*)

Nanase reacted with “🥰”

Niko: .

Niko: we’re not gonna glaze past that KURONA STOP

Kurona: ? Stop what what

Niko: U DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO BRO.

Kiyora: stfu ts pmo icl

Kurona and Charles went offline

Kiyora: omg c what u did ts all ur fault smh 

 

Niko: SYBAU CHARLES IM SORRYYY

Kurona → Charles

Kurona: I told you he would get jealous jealous

Charles: OMG HE CARESSSSS HE LOIVES MEEEE KRUYONA HE LOVES ,MEN SO MYUCH (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Kurona: I didn’t say all that…

Charles: BUT HES JEALOUS AWSWEWEWE HE SSO CUTEE ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Kurona: Ok good for you but now im in trouble so.

Charles: ITYS OKKK ILL WINGMAN 4 U NECTTIME (〃￣︶￣)人(￣︶￣〃)

Kurona: ? i dont like anyone currently currently

Charles reacted with “🫣”

Kurona: Go back. we went offline at the same time it looks weird weird

Charles: 〒▽〒

Kurona and Charles went online

↳ “Niko: SYBAU CH…”

Charles: NOO U DINYT DO ANYTING WROGN ITS OKAYYYY (っ °Д °;)っ

Niko reacted with “🫶”

Charles: SRFRY KRUIANO WANTED TO SHOW ME UH SOMETHING

Kurona: Sharks trust trust

Kiyora: ?

Kiyora: u cldve shwd me bt kay

Niko and Charles reacted with “🫣”

Kurona: Charles shut up up

Kurona: And we barely know eachother but sure Ig

Kiyora: sick

Kiyora: 🔥

Niko: kiyora you dumb bitch

Kiyora: sybau

 

 

 

 

 

Bachira created a group chat

 

Bachira added Shidou and 1 other

 

Shidou renamed the group chat

 

BOYS VS GIRLS 4V4 SINGING BATTLE 🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️

 

Charles: WGHATTT HIII o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Shidou: WHATS UP ⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️

Bachira: GYUSYUSYUSY

Bachira: WHAT IF WE MADE A BIG GC WITH ALLL OF OUR FRIENDS VAUSE LIKLE ONE OIF YM FRIENDS SAID THAT UNI WAS GETTING BORHING AND A LOT OF PEOPLE= MORE FUN SO LIKE YEA IM A GENUIOS 

Bachira: LIK?? l8IK??? ISNT THT A GOOD IDEASD???

Charles: ┗|｀O′|┛

Charles: THATS ACTUALLY SO SMART OMGOGMOGMOGM ＼（〇_ｏ）／

Shidou: U ONTO SMTH HERE BACHIBRO

Bachira: tyty 😎😎

Charles: RINRIN MIGHT NOTY B HAPPY WIRT THAT THO (´。＿。｀)

Bachira: IS THAT TRHE KID THAT HIOCCHI HS BEEN WITH

Shidou: CHARLIE IS FRIENDS WITH RINRIN??? 

Charles: (⊙_⊙)？

Charles: HPOW DO U GUYS KNOAW RINRIN>>>>???

Charles: ITS PERFCTAS DEN ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Shidou: IL’L MAKE IT 🔥🔥🔥

 

Charles: OKOKOKOASKDOKASOKD

 

Bachira: ILL ADD ALL DA PIPIL THAT YOU DIDN GOAT

Charles: SAMES IM LEITAERLLY SHO EXCITED o((>ω< ))o

 

 

 

Shidou created a group chat

 

Shidou added Bachira, Charles and 25 others

 

Shidou renamed the group chat “SAE’S GOONERS 👅🔥😩”

Shidou: oh yeah 🔥🔥🥵

Sendou: Shidou what the actual fuck

Lorenzo: ohnah i cnt b sen whit ths gc name cuh

Sendou: Don’t lump me in as one of you I think I’m gonna be sick

Shidou: eVERYBODY LOVES MY SAEEBAEE <333

Barou: I BEG and PLEAD you to evaluate that statement.

Shidou: i do luv it when people beg 😈

Barou: I fucking hate you

Sendou renamed the group chat to “Kaiser’s fugly tattoo”

Kaiser: Oh my god you think you’re so funny Sendou🤣 What the hell is this joke of a gc name LMAO

Kaiser: I would say that my tattoo is symbolism but your tiny ass pea brain can’t comprehend that right 🤣?

Kaiser: I bet you made yourself laugh so hard that the stick up your ass finally went all the way in 🤣

Kaiser: Sendou change this gc name right now or I’ll throw up 🤣

Kaiser: Why did we make this stupid gc anyway didn’t we already have one? Lmao why do I even hang out with you guys what if I catch the stupidity 🤣

Isagi: Oh wow 

Kaiser: What

Kaiser: What the fuck

Kaiser: Why can’t I delete messages?

Shidou: SILLY YOU NEED TO BE ADMIN LIKKEE MEEE 💪🤙

Kaiser: Oh.

Kaiser: Sendou that was extremely immature.

Sendou reacted with “⁉️”

Kaiser: I assure everyone here that my actions today do not mimic how I operate on a daily basis. Somebody else had stolen my device and used it to frame me as an individual who has a volatile mental stability. Thank you for understanding that my behavior today does not reflect on how I tackle daily operations. Good day.

Kaiser went offline

Sendou: Cornball
Aiku, Aryu and 5 others reacted with “☝️”

Isagi: What a shit show amirite? 🤣

Karasu, Yukimiya and 3 others reacted with “😟”

Charles: HEYYY!! WE GOTDA MINORS HERE (ﾟДﾟ*)ﾉ

Niko: you’re 18 charles 

Charles: ou

Niko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SORRY

Kiyora: lol

Niko reacted with “🪦”

Bachira: WELCME ALL ‼️‼️

Isagi: OMG! Hi Bachira why are there so many people here 😅?

Isagi: Is everyone here people you hang out with? 

↳ “Sendou: Don’t lu…”

Bachira: I C MNY OF U R ALREDY ACQUNATED 

Isagi: Bachira? 😄

Bachira: ME CHARLIE  AND SHIDO MADE THS GC CZ CHIGIRIN SED IT WS GETTIN BORINGH

Isagi: Okay I’ll just go

Karasu reacted with “😂”

Bachira: NO isagOAT

Isagi: Yes? 🥹♥️

Karasu: You’re too easy bro

Hiori: Okay Karasu “Otobae 🥹, Yukkiiiii ♥️” Tabito

Karasu: Yh but I know when to put my foot down type shi

Otoya: karabae wher r we goin tmr

Karasu: Rn’t we taking Yukki to the aquarium tmr?

Yukimiya: No you are not, when did I agree to this?

Karasu: YUKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hiori and Isagi reacted with “🤢”

Yukimiya: FINE OH MY DAYS

Karasu and Otoya reacted with “♥️”

↳ “Bachira: ME CHAR…”

Chigiri: BACHIRAAAA 😭

Chigiri: WHEN I SAID I NEEDED ENTERTAINMENT I DIDN’T MEAN ‘ADD EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU KNOW FROM UNI AND MAKE A GC’  TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENTTTUTGUT

Chigiri: anyways uhm Hi everyone!

Kunigami: Salutations!

Chigiri: Renn <3 Sorry about this 😓

Shidou: y does he talk liek alien lmao 😂🫵

Chigiri reacted with “🖕”

Kunigami: Oh. It’s you.

Shidou: IIIII made the gc lil bro 🤣🫵

Sae: Shidou why are you being mean to 2nd years

Shidou: 🙇 IM SO SORYRYRYRYR SAEBABESSSS I W’ONT DO IT (in public 😈) EVER AGAINNN

Ness: dog ><

Isagi: Lmao 😂 That’s funny, I like you

Ness: Oh

Ness: I really don’t!

Isagi: Huh? I don’t even know you though? 

Ness: I do! ^^ 

Shidou: mutt ♥️

Rin: Oh my god.

 

Rin: See Nanase, I told you it was a bad idea to be too friendly with people.

Nanase: Rin!! There’s so many people here you have to be nice :(( Also I don’t see a problem??

Rin: No, Nanase you don’t understand we are in a group chat with the literal devil right now.

Shidou: WELL LONG TIME NO SEE TO YOU TOO RINRINN??/?/??

Rin: I need to flee the country.

Hiori: Nanase!! Rin!!!! ♥️🥹 It was lovely meeting up with you guys today!

Nanase: See! Hiori is here, it can’t be that bad!

↳ “Hiori: Nanase!!...”

Nanase: Likewise! It was so much fun 😊

Nanase: We can all get familiar with each other!

Rin: .

Rin: Whatever you say.

Nanase reacted with “☺️”

Nagi: omy 

Nagi: so ths r th ppl u flrt n abandon m wit yori ew pdedo thse r frshies

Hiori: Nagi if you don’t shut the fuck up I’ll abandon you for life.

Nanase reacted with “😲”

Hiori: INGAME Lol hahaHA :D

Nanase and Rin reacted with “👍”

Nagi: s ok 👍 I hv Reo

Reo: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 

Reo: @Chigiri Did you hear that?

Reo: I didn’t even tell him to say that 🫶

Chigiri: i’m gonna be sick

↳ “Nagi: so ths r th…”

Hiori: Also like I literally didn’t abandon you?? We played on the rift until 3 am cuz you kept saying that ‘we can’t end on a loss’?? I was barely on time for Prof Cavasoz’s lecture this morning

Nagi: lol

Nagi: ik m js tryna be annoying 

Hiori: 😃You’re hilarious

Nagi reacted with “💯”

Rin: ?

Rin: Rift?

Hiori: Yeahh!! Like on league of legends?

Rin: You play league of legends.

Hiori: Oh. Yeah I guess I forgot to mention that didn’t I 😅 I know a lot of people don’t particularly like it so I never mentioned it haha

Rin: 6 pm, xXRToshiYTXx

Chigiri and Nagi reacted with “😧”

Hiori: what?

Rin: I’m asking you to add me on discord and get online at 6 pm.

Rin: God you people are so slow. See this is why I don’t hang out with people, Nanase.

Nanase reacted with “😣”

Hiori: Oh

Hiori: Ok

Hiori: One moment

Rin reacted with “🙄”

 

performative males 😸

 

Hiori: GUY SHWTA THE FUCK WHAT FTHE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKJKKFDKKD

Hiori: I’VE LITERALLY BEEN TRYING TO CRACK THIS GUY FOR AGESSSSSSSS AND THIS IS HOW I GET IT??? FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS??? IT WAS THAT SIMPLEEEE????

Hiori: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 

Hiori: NO, ACTUALLY

Hiori: FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE 

Hiori: THANK YOU RIOTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nagi: yori s actl abandoning me now ¬_¬

Hiori: IDGAF NAGIIIII !!!!!!!! YOUR STINKY ASS CAN GO BACK TO THE CLOSET FOR ALL I CAREEE !!!!

Hiori: Sorry I really treasure you as a friend. I didn’t mean it, I just got excited.

Nagi reacted with “👌”

Zantetsu: Replying to Hiori:  Sorry I really treasure you as a friend. I didn’t mean it, I just got excited.

Zantetsu: He can call him treasure but I carrot?

Nagi: cannot* stupid

Reo: That’s… also not how…. To reply to someone….

Reo: I mean…. There’s a feature… okay

Zantetsu reacted with “♌”

Chigiri: what the hell is that even supposed to mean

Kunigami reacted with “🤷”

Chigiri: also can we talk abt that user??? Corny asl 💀💀

Hiori: SYBAU YOUR BF STILL USES ROFL

Kunigami reacted with “😓”

Hiori: Mb King. 

↳ “Hiori: I’VE LITERAL…”

Otoya: woh yori i didn tak yu fr tht kind a guy 🥵

Hiori: SHUT YOUR BOP ASS UP IM WINNING RIGHT NOW

Otoya: :(((( 

Karasu: I don’t think you’re a bop Otobae ♥️

Otoya reacted with “❤️‍🩹”

Karasu: Right Yukki? 🥹

Yukimiya: .

Yukimiya: Perchance.

Raichi: ???? You can’t just say Perchance

Otoya: stfu YUKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <3

Karasu: YUKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

↳ “Hiori: I’VE LITERAL…”

Bachira: MUWHAHAHAHA SEE I KNWIE IT WAS A GOIID IDEAS  (☆▽☆) 🔥

Hiori: Ykw

Hiori: THANK YOU BACHIRA I’LL BUY YOU LUNCHG TOMORROW

Bachira: Oh yeah 🔥 See i gt tht nfluenc on peoapls whastd cans i say 🤷🧑‍🎤

Isagi reacted with “😄”

↳ “Hiori: I’VE LITERAL…”

Reo: Also?? Isn’t ‘ages’ two days? Like I swear you said you met him just yesterday, fussing over the fact that he was looking at you funny??

Chigiri: the switch up helllooooo? 💀

Reo: Right like? 💀

Hiori: YESTERDAY WAS YESTERDAY AND TODAY IS TODAY.

Zantetsu: The me of the yesterday was not the same as the me of the tomorrow.

Reo: What

Reo: Wait? Removing the grammatical errors you just said something sensible

Zantetsu: Do you underwear me?

Yukimiya: Underestimate???

Nagi: stupid

Reo: We were SO close….

Otoya: s no1 gna tlk abt how yori js left the rin kid hanging

Hiori: FUCKKKKK WHY DIDNT ANYBODY SAY SMTH SOONERRR???

Otoya: no1 grrtful fr my help hre wtf bruh

Kaiser’s fugly tattoo

Hiori: HI omg I’m so sorry I had to deal with something :”

Rin: -_-

Hiori: I would love to!!! I’ll shoot you a text around that time and we can play!!

Rin reacted with “👍”

Charles: AWEWEWEEW RINRIN IS MAKINGHG FRIEINNDS (p≧w≦q)

Karasu: By league of legends so idk how much of allat is actl valid

Charles reacted with “⁉️”

Hiori: I’m! Making! Friends! Through! A! Game! Karasu!!!

Hiori: It’s! What! The! Fucking! Game! Is! For! :D

Karasu reacted with “🙂”

 

 

Otoya: y gta do what y gta do fr the huzz 🔥

Lorenzo: type shi

Otoya: type shi 🔥🥹

Lorenzo: oh s th onion hed

Otoya: shaggy man 🤘

Loki: Oh god I prayed and begged that there wouldn't be anyone else like Lorenzo

Lorenzo: m so chill loki i lit dk wt ur talkin abt

Aryu: 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓾𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓶.

Lorenzo: nah wtf nt evn kaisr?

Loki: All of you give me an aneurysm.

Reo: ??? Julian Loki??

Loki: Hello.

Reo: Aren’t you the calculus TA?

Loki: Yes, that's me.

Reo: OH MY GOD

Loki: ?

Reo: No sorry I submitted the work on time!

Loki: Suspicious Mikage

Reo: Fuck

Loki: No it’s quite alright, If I was phased by that I would have dropped out just simply being in Sendou and Kaiser’s vicinity

Lorenzo: c m nt evn ther 

Loki: The ice under your feet is thinning.

Sendou: There's no word count here Loki!! You can chill out with trying to get Noa’s attention now, this is a safe space 🕊️ 

Loki: I’m still your TA Sendou.

Sendou: And you’re still waiting for that recommendation letter!

Reo, Yukimiya and 5 others reacted with “🫢”

Aiku reacted with “😂”

Notes:

razs- oh how i wish i could do tagging all over again i love tagging tagging is the only thing that pushed me through this fic in chap 1 and now i can never do it again anyways feel free to leave kudos and comments bcz answering them is funny and kudos is good for the soul idk

 

papaya- BIG GCCC!!!! writing this was so hard icl im really worried it was cornier than funny but we 🆙 ALSO WE'RE GETTING DFEVELOPMENTTT BUT ITS MINIMALL 😭. THANKS FOR READING, LEAVING KUDOS AND COMMENTS WE APPREACITE THEM ALL

Chapter 4: Mr Eclectic Allan Poeeee

Summary:

Rin: I can’t go.

 

Rin: Sae said that if he takes me there I have to walk back home.

 

Kiyora: lmao yeh get those steps in

 

Rin: I hope you never find love.

 

Kiyora: CHILLLLLLLLLLL???

Notes:

razs- yayyy chapter woohoo :> tysm for all the kudos and comments type shi we r so very very grateful

 

papaya- OMFOGMDFOGDFG im so sorry for the late chapter jashdjkasbdjk. my sched has been getting busier and busier SO IM SO SORRYYY THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG TO GET OUT. im also sorry if the upload schedule gets more inconsistent from here, im actually leaving the country lmao.

 fine shyts😼😼😼😼

Kaiser: Shidou.

Kaiser: @Shidou Shidou.

Kaiser: @Shidou Shidou get online you sick fuck

Shidou: does pookie miss meee 🥹💋 srry but Sae’s the only one for me~~

Kaiser: You DISGUST ME HOW COULD YOU

Shidou: ?? is ths about your crashout in the big gc

Kaiser: YES? 

Kaiser: WAIT THE FUCK NO

Kaiser: I WAS NOT CRASHING OUT I WAS.

Kaiser: Saving face

Barou: Sounds like a crashout to me.

Shidou, Loki and 3 others reacted with “☝️”

Kaiser: SHUT UP

Kaiser: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

Kaiser: ALL OF YOU ARE JUST AS BAD WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING???? 

Sendou: It was funny? Idk what you want us to say lmfao

Lorenzo: ya lul icl ts crck m tf up

Loki: Plus it’s not our responsibility that you didn’t read the very public members list.

Aryu: 𝓘𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂-𝓯𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼.

Kaiser: I hate this I hate you I hate everyone here 

Shidou: LMFAOOOO KAISER CRASHOUT IN FRNT OF HIS OPSS 🤣😂

Kaiser: SHUT UP YOU’RE THE MAIN CULPRIT HERE I CAN’T DO THIS

Ness: i think your last text really sent a message Kaiser! ^^

Kaiser: I have ONE fan

Aiku: Lmao how many did you think you had before this? 😂

Sendou: Hey… That wasn’t that bad for once… 

Ness, Loki and 6 others reacted with “⁉️”

Aiku reacted with “😁”

Shidou: PISSDOU COMPLIMENTING SHITKU CAUGHT LIVE IN 4K (GONE WRONg!?!?!?!?’’’)

Sendou: Stfu.

Shidou and Sae reacted with “😒”

Shidou: AWWEEWEW SAEEEE 🫶🫶

Sae reacted with “🫶”

Kaiser: jankhuidbeubOINLASIKJFHBOUEWHYRVBF FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND PEOPLE

Kaiser: I can’t deal with this I can’t believe that all of you just let me do that all of you are awful I hope you know that

Kaiser: AND I HAVE PSYCH NEXT LESSSONNNNNNN

Kaiser: Ness do you have a free period

Ness: i do! why do you ask? :3 

Kaiser: I’m sneaking you into psych, Prof Ego is too busy brooding to give a damn

Ness: ok! ><

Shidou reacted with “😨”

WHAT KIND OF MANGO IS THIS🧐🧐🧐💯💯💯

Nanase: Guess what!?

Charles: OUHOUHOPUHOUHHH I  LOAVE THIS GAME!!! (ﾉ*ФωФ)ﾉ

Charles: DID YOU GET FOREHEAD SOURGERY????//? 

Nanase: No…? Should I?

Charles: oh

Charles: what’s that headband for then

Nanase: Oh.

Niko: is rin dead yet

Nanase: No? Why would you say that :( 

Niko: sorry I was trying to be funny

Nanase: Okay! :) 

Rin: Don’t let bugs interrupt you Nanase, what were you going to say?

Nanase: Oh yes! 

Kiyora: 2 many simps in ths gc bruh

Kurona: Couldn’t agree more more

Kiyora: oh

Niko: bla bla bla, proper name, place name, backstory stuff

Kiyora: i gtta take u out bru

Charles reacted with “😡”

Kiyora: i ment lik wth a gun, no homo

Niko reacted with “❓”

Nanase: Hiori invited us out, Rin! He said that we should go to the arcade in the city center!

Rin: Too far.

Nanase: But the city center is only 30 mins away from campus?

Rin: One moment.

Rin went offline

Rin went online

Charles: DOESN RINRIN LIEV WTH HS BROCHACO OFF CAMPUS

Nanase: Oh my god I totally forgot about that!

Charles reacted with “😵‍💫”

↳ “Nanase: Hiori…”

Rin: I can’t go.

Rin: Sae said that if he takes me there I have to walk back home.

Kiyora: lmao yeh get those steps in

Rin: I hope you never find love.

Kiyora: CHILLLLLLLLLLL???

Nanase: Oh :((((( I was looking forward to it though..

Nanase: Are you sure we can’t?

Rin: I mean, my house has a lot of games from when me and Sae were kids.

Nanase: Are you inviting us over?

Rin: Take it however you like. I didn’t say anything.

Nanase: OMG! I’ll go tell Hiori now!!

 

Rin: You go do that.

Nanase went offline

Charles: AEWWEAWEWAEAWE NIKOOOOOOOOO

Niko: yeah?

Charles: OMOFMGRGNDFJGR GHOING OUT SOUYIDNDS LIKAE SO MUCH FUNNN!!! \(@^0^@)/

Kurona: That actually does sound really nice nice

Charles: RIIRIETTETETE!!?? ♪(^∇^*)

Niko: we could go out if you want

Kiyora: nt a bad idea 

Niko: who invited you

Kurona: Why can’t all of us go out?

Charles reacted with “☝️”

Kiyora: sk my dik niko

Niko: cz u dont have anyone else to do it for you lonely bitch

Kiyora reacted with “⁉️”

Charles: THIS SATURDAYAYYA???? DOS ANY1 HEV LAB THAT DAY? (⊙_⊙)？

Kurona: Nope nope

Kiyora: na

Niko: im clear

Charles: CITY CEWNTERRRRRRRRRRRRR O(∩_∩)O

Niko, Kurona and one other reacted with “👌”

Rin → Sae

Rin: stay over at the cockroaches apt today

Sae: wtf why

Sae: also i literalyu canrt

Sae: he lives in a dorm stupid

Rin: nanase and hiori r coming over today

Sae: oh

Sae: nah

Rin: ???

Sae: u gonna trash my house bruh

Sae: i give so much i pay bills and rent wtf do u serve

Rin: face

Sae: are we talking about the same person

Sae: ugly bitch

Sae: also is that why you asked me to send you to the city center

Rin: ya

Rin: if you cant do that then let me use the house

Sae: what the hell 

Sae: what am i to you

Rin: uber

Rin: can u order food

Sae: fattie 

Sae: do u see why i told you to walk back home?

Rin: sae

Rin: saer

Rin: saae

Sae: fine omfg ur insufferable istg

Rin: woo.

Sae: wat do you want

Sae: taco bell?

Rin: no

Sae: subway?

Rin: no

Sae: burger king?

Rin: ew.

Sae: what

RIn: pizza

Sae: no wth that shit too expensive 

Rin: wtf 

Rin: i thought u had a job

Rin: what is it for if not to buy me things

Sae: oh idk prolly to buy stuff for MYSELF, buy food for MYSELF and pay for the house that i rent all by MYSELF

Rin: overrated 

Sae: do you want the pizza or not

Rin: cheese

Sae: no

Rin: but ur not even the one eating it

Sae: no

Rin: bruh

Sae: i refuse to pay for a cheese pizza

Rin: BUT UR NOT EVEN EATING IT

Sae: do i look like igaf

Rin: akjsndkjhebnf

Rin: pepperoni

Rin: and tuna melt

Sae: reasonable

Sae: this is for ur friends too right?

Rin: ya

Sae: tell them i bought it

Rin: why

Sae: because i cant have them thinking that you actually have money to your name

Sae: otherwise im gonna keep buying shit and youre gonna keep stealing my credit

Rin: just say you wanna be cool hog

Sae: im cancelling this

Rin: nooaosodoaoidsoiisod 

Sae: when are they coming over?

Rin: we all dont have anymore classes so like an hour

Sae: ok

Rin: btw were playing games

Sae: dont fuck up my switch or im kicking you out

Rin: you wouldnt do that

Sae: i dare you to test me 

performative males 😸

Isagi: Karasu 😄

Karasu: Omfg I alr said 5 minutes can u calm tf down

 

 

Isagi: Thats NOT the ISSUE

Karasu: THEN?????

Isagi: Okay it’s kind of the issue because if you don’t come here now I’ll burn the building down

Karasu: One of these days I’ll drop dead 

Karasu: And ur gna be banned from my funeral

Karasu: Because wth is stopping u from taking my corpse into Dr. Ego’s classroom so u hv a gossip buddy in front of KAISER

Reo: And Dr. Ego would permit it because it promotes “Creative thinking”

Karasu: No he would permit it because ISAGI IS HIS LIL BITCH

Yukimiya: Omg I thought it was just me

Reo: No fr because tell me why Ego lets Isagi do AAAANYTHING IN THIS CLASS

Chigiri: Isagi -> Egonoa lovechild?!?!??!

Hiori: NOT THE SHIP NAMEEE??????????

Yukimiya: I lowkey wouldn’t even be surprised though? To be honest if you put Isagi and Dr Ego right next to each other

Reo: The resemblance is kinda uncanny lmfao

Karasu: That ugly ass sprout.

Isagi: Can you guys STOP conspiring?

Isagi: I’m in a dilemma RIGHT NOW

Bachira: HOO R WE FITEING ISAGOATARSRE <( ￣^￣)(θ(θ☆( >_<

Isagi: Noooo Bachira it’s okayy! Thank you!

Isagi: KARASU

Isagi: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MICHAEL KAISER JUST WALKED IN WITH SOME RED HEAD? HES NOT EVEN IN THIS CLASS AND EGO IS BUSY TALKING ABOUT DR. NOA (the goat btw) 

Isagi: SO HE’S NOT LISTENING TO MEEEEE?!??!?!/

↳ “Isagi: SO HE’S…”

Karasu: The sky is falling

↳ “Isagi: SO HE’S…”

Reo: Pigs are flying

↳ “Isagi: SO HE’S…”

Yukimiya: The world is in apocalypse

↳ “Isagi: SO HE’S…”
Chigiri: jellyfish are walking around naked

↳ “Isagi: SO HE’S…”

Nagi: zantetstupid s passing

↳ “Isagi: SO HE’S…”

Hiori: Nagi is playing support

Reo: That’s the guy you said was funny in the big gc tho

Reo: I met him a few years back when I went to Germany and we ended up going to the same uni LOL!! Pretty nice guy tbh, hes like Kaisers’s(?) bsf???

Reo: Or more. I've seen how they act.

Karasu, Chigiri and 8 others reacted with “⁉️”

Karasu: Reo bro… What did they do to you.. 💔💔

Yukimiya, Chigiri and 6 others reacted with “👆”

Isagi: Karasu stop what the hell, why are you bullying information out of Reo if he clearly doesn’t wanna tell what is wrong with you!

Karasu reacted with “⁉️”

Nagi reacted with “😠”

Karasu: IM NOT????

Otoya: sry karasu bt i cnt be wt a blly frl. nt cul man. 👎

Otoya: rite ykiiu

Yukimiya: I really wouldn’t wanna be with him either way but if that helps you sleep at night sure.

Karasu went offline

Otoya: o lmao

Hiori: Is that not your boyfriend…???

Otoya: i mn…

Otoya: idk my prnts sd they wud dsown me n my sis if we were 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ikykyk they b strct lke tht frl so me n karabe rnt oficial yt + my sis alr left so i cnt leve i lwk feel bad

Reo, Nagi and 3 others reacted with “❓”

Otoya: LMAO the enmy is clsr then u thnk ahh

Otoya: i dnt evn wnt them anywYs

Chigiri: I DIDNT WANT YOUR LITTLE BITCH ASS ANYWAYYY YEAH IM A BUSYY WOMANN

Chigiri: oh.

Bachira: TIMEE ASND PLAVE CHIGRI…. (；′⌒`)

Chigiri reacted with “😓”

Hiori: real tho

Yukimiya: OTOYA?????

IsagI: HIORI??? ☹️☹️☹️

Otoya: nh im 2 nonchalant 4 ts

Otoya went offline

Yukimiya: ???

 

 

Yukimiya went offline

Chigiri: uhmmmm….

Zantetsu: How to switch groucpaht”?

Nagi: .

Nagi: dms

Zantetsu: How.

Nagi reacted with “🫤”

Raichi went online

Chigiri: Holy 

Chigiri: I forgot you were in here lowk

Bachira: RAREEE RAICHII SIGHTIUNG ???? 😱

Raichi: Don’t talk about me like I’m a pokemon.

Raichi: Also yeah I’ve been trying to keep gagamaru alive so im barely online

Raichi: On that note do you guys actually know what major he's taking?

Hiori: HE GOES HERE?????

Raichi: YES??? WHY DO YOU THINK HE HANGS AROUND HERE SO MUCH??

Hiori: IDK I THOUGHT HE JUST WANDERED IN AND DECIDED THAT THIS WAS HIS TERRITORY NOW????

Raichi: ??? Do you think he's a bear?

Reo: Now read your message again but slowly this time

Raicihi: .

Raichi: Okay I see it.

Raichi: I keep tailing the bastard whenever he leaves my apartment to see which buildings he goes into and I’m just tryna guess what his major is based off of that

Nagi: n thn???

Raichi: As soon as he gets to the stem side of campus i lose sight of him

Kunigami: Spooky 😮

Bachira: inTERESTINGGG 🤔

friday night makeout session + Yukki 🥹♥️

Yukimiya: Otoya?

Otoya: YUKIIII THS S UR FRST TIM TEXTIN HER <3333

Yukimiya: Shut up before I regret this

Yukimiya: Are you alright?

Otoya: ou

Otoya: Yeah, I’m okay, why do you ask?

Yukimiya: What.

Yukimiya: Why on earth are you typing like that.

Otoya: Uhm lol I dont know

Otoya: idk* hahaha lol

Yukimiya: Eita you’re an awful liar.

Otoya: no im rlly fine yukki

Karasu: Omahagah no wy Yukki teXTED jakshbdkjhbkejhfb

Karasu: WaSSSSUUUPPP 🤩

Karasu: Do u come here oftennn 🤩

Yukimiya: Karasu. Please.

Karasu: Wot I was dealing with Isagi what did I miss

Yukimiya: Read up you buffoon

Karasu: Oh

Karasu: Yeah i lowk wanna beat his momma’s ass lmao

Otoya reacted with “😟”

Yukimiya: ???  You knew about this?

Karasu: Ya wai

Yukimiya: ?? You didn’t ever think to tell me? I thought we

Yukimiya: hm

Karasu: Whut

Otoya: AWAEWEWAEWEA YUKKIIIII

Karasu: Wait Isagi won’t stfu one moment my loves <3

Karasu went offline

Yukimiya: Eita.

Yukimiya: Don’t change the subject??

Otoya: Aw Im really flattered by your care Yukibae but I’m really okay 🫶

Otoya: I have to go to Dr. Noa’s lecture now I’ll see you later ♥️

Otoya went offline

Yukimiya: Noa’s lecture isn’t for another hour?

Yukimiya: Otoya we share a calc class

Yukimiya: Oh my days

Yukimiya went offline

Notes:

razs- what if after this a 2nd otoya backstory drops and he actually lived a very normal and fulfilled childhood like right after this omg im gonna be SICK

 

papaya- we had a headcannon that rin and sae would entirely drop formalities and texting styles when talking to each other because who the hell talks to their siblings the same way they talk to their friends. also this is where the light angst tag will come in guys heehehheahheahhahaha