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“Zoidberg, when was the last time your people mated?” the professor asked, realization dawning on his face. The doctor’s body went still. “Oh, nothing to be ashamed of, old friend. We can’t help our biology,”
“What’s this about biology?” Hermes’ voice came from the doorway. “You two better not be cooking up any atomic monsters,”
“Oh, nothing of the sort, dear Hermes!” The professor assured him. “Zoidberg here has simply entered his period of mating frenzy!”
Zoidberg’s shoulders dropped and he buried his face in his claws. Hermes shifted uncomfortably behind him, then seemingly steeled himself and approached the pair. “I see,” he said thoughtfully, hesitating before placing a hand on Zoidberg’s back. “Is there anything the professor or I could do to help?”
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some fluff with zoidberg, hermes and the professor because i have to do everything myself around here. they cuddle and are generally just tooth rottingly sweet. there should be laws against this type of thing