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The Hate Is Raining Down On You

Chapter 3: you make me feel like a mystery, not some kind of prize

Notes:

Chapter title from White Horse by Tenille Townes.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Dipper wasn’t expecting Cass to follow them, but she joined them in the front seat of Pacifica’s car. He and Mabel took the back. 

 

“Sam said that Spectra feeds on misery. She didn’t do anything to you, did she?” Pacifica questioned.

 

Besides lock me up in a room and play therapist? “She talked to me. And who’s Sam?” He asked. Tonight had been the most confusing night of his life, barring Weirdmageddon. Then again, that wasn’t even confusing, just weird. 

 

“She was at the gala!” Mabel said.  

 

“Ah. Same with the others you mentioned–Grace and Claire, right?” He couldn’t believe so many people came to rescue him. What made them all decide it was a good idea to go . . . wherever they had been just like that? Most wouldn’t want to go on a dangerous mission.

 

“Yeah. They’re interesting people.” Pacifica gave a sideways glance at Cass. “And we’re here.”

 

They walked into the Gravity Falls emergency room. The woman behind the counter sighed when she saw Mabel. “What is it this time, Mabel?” 

 

“It was ghosts,” Mabel replied. “Thanks for asking, Sharon!” 

 

“You know her?” Cass inquired. 

 

“The Pines are on a first-name basis with all the doctors in the emergency room,” Pacifica whispered as they went to sit down. 

 

“I heard that,” Dipper said, but he wasn’t annoyed, not really. He was just tired. It had been a long day, and he was beyond ready for it to end.

 

“Well, it’s true, isn’t it?” 

 

He groaned. 

 

“Mabel Pines,” a doctor called.

 

“That’s me!” Mabel said, standing up and leaving.

 

“Hm. Short wait,” Cass remarked. 

 

“Yeah, Gravity Falls is pretty small,” Dipper replied.

 

“Hey Cass? Could you give me and Dipper a moment?” Pacifica asked.

 

Cass nodded and slipped out the front door. 

 

“What is it?” Dipper asked nervously. She’d walked out on her parents–maybe she was going to ask him for a place to stay? She usually crashed at the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, so it shouldn’t be a big deal for them to extend that hospitality. Or maybe it was something else that she wanted? But what? 

 

“You said Spectra talked to you. And she said you were, uh, ‘a good source of misery and teenage angst’, so . . . what did she say to you?”

 

Glad to know I could be good for a ‘source of misery and teenage angst’ he thought sarcastically. “Well, ah, stuff about us, actually.” There was no reason for him to keep what Spectra had spoken about from her.

 

She frowned. “Really? What sort of stuff?”

 

“I think she was stalking us or something, because she knew that I’m not good at making friends . . . Just, she talked about how I’m a loser who can’t give you what you deserve. Andmaybeshewasright,” he added quickly. After all, it wasn’t like his doubts came from nowhere. “I mean, I hate all this fancy rich person stuff that you like so much and—“ 

 

“Dipper. That’s not for you to decide—what I ‘deserve’. I like you because you like me for me. You never make me feel like, I don’t know, a trophy like my mom was.” She looked away. “And that’s–you give me that whenever we spend time together. Sometimes I feel like we’re both, I don’t know, our most genuine selves around each other. It sounds stupid now that I say it out loud, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Also, no one gets to call you a loser but me.”

 

“Oh.” That’s not for you to decide. Who was he to take away her choice in this? And maybe she was right about being their genuine selves around each other. There was something about being with her that brought out his confidence, something about her being with him that brought out her caring side, and something about both of them together that brought out enough sass to destroy egos the size of elephants.

 

“That’s right, Pines.” She leaned her forehead against his. 

 

His heart pounded. “You said you like me.”

 

“I did say that.” She pulled away, smirking.

 

“I like you too.”

 

“Of course,” she said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. 

 

He smiled, before remembering that she’d told her parents she was leaving. What was her plan? “So,” he said awkwardly, “what are you gonna do now?” 

 

Before she could answer, Cass poked her head in. “Are you done?” She inquired.

 

“Yeah, you can come back now,” Pacifica told her.

Cass returned to her seat. “I heard a little of what you were saying,” she admitted. “Why don’t you come home with me?”

 

“Across the country?” Dipper asked at the same time as Pacifica said, “Wow, so is it really Bruce Wayne’s kids who do the adopting the news jokes about?”

 

Cass laughed. “Usually Bruce does the adopting, but I don’t see why I can’t.” 

 

Dipper and Pacifica shared a glance. Is she really considering . . .? They’d be across the country from each other. But Pacifica had a thoughtful look on her face.

 

“Could I come back to Gravity Falls in the summer?” Pacifica asked.

 

“Probably,” Cass replied. 

 

“Do you really want this?” Dipper questioned. There was a lot that came with being in the care of Bruce Wayne. Publicity (though maybe if she was a foster kid, it would be illegal for the news to run stories on her? Dipper didn’t know how the fostering system worked), a thousand siblings, and . . . money. So much money. Just to name a few things. 

 

Pacifica hesitated. She opened her mouth to respond, but a portal appeared in front of them. (Sharon sighed and wished she could be surprised anymore, because she’d spent far too long in Gravity Falls and around the Pines’ various emergencies to bat an eye at a portal appearing out of nowhere.) Claire stepped out, followed by (presumably) Grace, Sam, and Timothy Drake-Wayne. 

 

“Is Mabel okay?” Grace asked. 

 

“She’s being taken care of,” Dipper replied.

 

“Pacifica Northwest?” Timothy said.

 

“That’s me.” Pacifica rose to greet him.

 

“Your parents have been arrested for kidnapping and caviar smuggling.” 

 

Caviar smuggling? Sounded like a rich person version of pug smuggling, something only Grunkle Stan did.

 

Pacifica deflated. “Oh.”

 

Dipper stood up and grabbed her hand, giving her a reassuring smile. “I’ll be there for you. Always,” he murmured. 

 

She squeezed his hand back and looked at Cass. “Offer still open?”

 

“Yep,” Cass said.

 

Timothy frowned. “What offer?”

 

“We have a new sister!” 

 

“It’s probably not going to be that simple–”

 

Cass wrapped an arm around Pacifica’s shoulder. “New. Sister.” 

 

And there was no arguing with that. 

Notes:

And that's the beginning of something new! Okay, time for me to yap about everything. So first up, spoilers for The Games Rich People Play, an unfinished fic that this story was partially inspired by, under the 'spoiler':

spoiler

Ever since I read The Games Rich People Play, I've thought the idea of Bruce Wayne fostering Pacifica was just so funny. I had to do it, okay?

On the subject of crossovers, there are very few DC/Gravity Falls ones (though I admit I don't know DC canon, I'm only here for the fanfics and WFA), and I wish there were more tbh. Every know and then I go and put "batman: all media types" into the search bar (which I'm aware isn't all of DC, but they're the ones I usually read about.)

But as for Danny Phantom? There's too many Batman/DP crossovers. Look, I love crossovers, I think they're great, but they're A) pretty much all the same four plots of either 1. Danny gets adopted by Batman 2. Danny dates Batkid. Usually Jason. Sometimes Tim or Damian. Rarely Dick, Steph, or Cass. 3. Danny is Damian's twin(??????? I never understood this one THEY'RE SO DIFFERENT I DON'T GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME PLEASE----) 4. Danny has been de-aged and now Jazz is in Gotham as a single parent and dating Jason! (I have a lot of issues with the Jazz/Jason fics so I wrote my own at one point lol) THEY ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS. Some of them are very unique. And there's nothing wrong with these tropes. But when that's all there is? I get sick of it. B) beating out canon characters and relationships. Super interesting characters like my blorbo Valerie isn't in the top ten, but Jason, Damian, and Bruce are?? COME ON. Also. Also. I will be forever salty because one time I excluded all crossovers and GRAY GHOST WAS IN THE TOP 10 RELATIONSHIPS. IT'S EASIER TO FIND CROSSOVER SHIPS THEN ONE OF THE (TEMPORARILY) CANON ONES. There's more Jason/Danny and Tim/Danny than Valerie/Danny. Not sure about the other crossover ships, but I wouldn't be surprised if more of them beat out Gray Ghost.

Look, I know DP wasn't the focus of this particular fic, but I have to rant. I have to tell you all my feelings because DP is gonna get more involved later in the series, and I have very particular (and very salty) feelings about DPxDC, okay? (My Gray Ghost heart is dying. Most Gray Ghost fics are one shots of identity reveals, which are all super well written and good, but I want some variety in my life. And some longer fics. This is why I wrote Find Me By Moonlight.)

Finally, a few questions to finish out the fic (and inspire me for future endeavors related to this series!)

1. Any crack ships or crossover pairings you'd like to see? Could be anything. Any character from any of these fandoms. Amphibia and Star vs. the Forces of Evil are also fair game because both of them are canon to this universe. No matter how outlandish it may seem, feel free to pitch it! (Though of course I have very particular standards of what I will and won't do, it's fun to see the pairings you guys can come up with!)
2. Sibling bonding activities? Be creative. Be wild. It doesn't have to be legal. Pacifica's getting like 8 siblings, she needs to bond with them!
3. How'd you like the fic? Anything stand out to you? Anything you think I could do better?

Well, that's all. Have a good day. Cake, signing out.

Notes:

So the Northwests are terrible parents, but I do think they love Pacifica. This fic was born out of the idea of "what if they were villains, but because they love Pacifica?" I'm not sure how well I conveyed that, but oh well. There's two more chapters to figure it out.

Now, I'm not confident in my ability to write Batman characters (I've never read a comic, only WFA and fanfic) and portray them with all the complexity of their personalities and relationships, but I will do my best. Yes, this means more of the Batfam will show up (later in the series, though.)

Comments and kudos greatly appreciated, constructive criticism welcome, and please don't swear. I have so much in store for this series, including a possible crack ship and much sibling bonding. And maybe a group chat too.

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