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#Am I the asshole?
@opeightyone
Am I the asshole for breaking up 2 relationships in one day?
Basically I (20M) have been casually hooking up with these three different guys N (27M), L (27M) and S (30M). So yesterday morning I woke up (in N’s bed) to a guy screeching. I opened my eyes and it’s S.
Turns out S and N have been dating and both cheating on each other with me. Obviously I informed N that S had also been cheating with me and then I left cause it was awkward as fuck.
In the evening I wanted to blow off some steam cause it had been a pretty confusing day so I hit up L and he invited me over. We fuck and he let me sleep over. Of course peace doesn’t exist for me so like two minutes after I start to drift off guess who bursts in.
S.
Yep you read that right.
Not only was S dating N and cheating with me, he was also dating L.
S was furious.
And was somehow pissed with me too cause it must be my fault that he’s got two boyfriends that he cheated on with me, that were also cheating on him with me.
L and S had a full on screaming match while I got dressed and tried to sneak out. Of course S is a cunt so he stopped me and yelled at me too so I told him to fuck off and stop hoeing around if he doesn’t want this type of shit to happen to him and then I left.
Also I probably shouldn’t have but I slept with N again earlier and he’s asleep next to me right now.
So am I the asshole?
-@jacksman
nah dude ur defo not the asshole, S however absolutely is. L and N lowkey are too so maybe like don’t pursue anything with N (sex included cause he could end up being a total twat and taking advantage of you especially cause ur younger)
-@opeightyone
Thanks mate, I get what you’re saying about N but he’s like really fine so would it really be taking advantage if I let him
-@jacksman
lmao dude u sound like one of my friends, he’s lowkey obsessed with older men… wait
land down under
23:37
Liam
osc mate tell me this isn’t you
www.reddit/amitheasshole.com
oscar
Ummmmm
Well you see the funny thing is…
Wait are you @jacksman
Lmao trying to manifest a relationship with Jack
Lowkey parasocical behaviour
Jack
wait what
liam what
also oscar what the fuck
Liam
this clearly isn’t the time to talk about me and my reddit user
we need to discuss oscar
Jack
yeah oscar what the fuck
this is the type of shit that would only happen to you
maybe it’s cause you only go after slightly creepy looking older men
oscar
Hey? Charles wasn’t creepy looking
And Lando is only slightly creepy looking when he has that godawful goatee
Which gave me beard burn in places I don’t even want to discuss
I can admit Carlos was creepy looking
liam
right but which ones which
oscar
N is Lando
S is Carlos
L is Charles
Cause of their last names
jack
first off stay away from all three of them
oscar is typing…
jack
and before you say it i don’t want to hear ‘but lando’s so fine’
not fine enough to excuse cheating and going after 20 year olds
oscar
Well see here’s the thing
he thinks I’m 24
liam
OSCAR???
WHATTTTT
I CANT BELIEVE YOU
jack
alright then maybe you’re the creep going after older men
oscar
Stop making it sound so weird
He’s only 7 years older
Carlos was 30
Thats 10 years older cause I know you’re both too stupid to do maths
jack
fuck off
liam
fuck off
AYEEEE JINX
oscar
Can we go back to Liam’s creepy crush on Jack
That was more fun
liam
NO STOP
JACK DONT READ THAT
OSCARS LYING
ITS NOT TRUE
NO STOP
NO NO NO
jack
awwww liam
you’re so cute
dw we all get crushes
oscar
Liam probably passed out after you called him cute
liam
fuck off
no i didn’t
i don’t have a creepy crush on jack
oscar
Didn’t your mother ever teach you it’s wrong to lie Liam
liam
stop
shut up
let’s talk about oscar instead
remember how oscar’s fucked three guys that were dating and ruined two relationships
and is fucking one of them still
yeah we should talk about that
jack
oscar promise us you won’t date lando
we don’t want to see you end up with a guy with a history of cheating
if he was so easy to cheat on his bf he’d do it to you too
oscar
Don’t worry I’m not gonna date him
He’s just really good in bed
Like he knows exactly what he’s doing and he kinda worships me and also he’s huge
Like weapon huge
SOOOOO GOOD
If I was dying my last wish would be to have him fuck me one more time
He’s literally that good
Also he’s like obsessed with me
Not to sound self centred but he is
Like that man will spend hours making sure it’s the best sex of my life
And each time it’s somehow better than the last
liam
i fear we don’t care
jack
no wait i care
how is he that good
i dont believe you tbh
you’re definitely exaggerating a lot
oscar
No but I’m literally not
Hes genuinely that good
WAITTTTT
What if I date him and then marry him just so he can fuck me forever
No joke I would consider that
jack
oscar no
he doesnt even know your actual age
liam
no but why did you lie to him
oscar
Cause he wouldn’t fuck me if he knew my actual age
liam
tell him and see how he reacts
come on oscar
do it for the plot
oscar
Ykw I might as well
Wait shit he’s waking upsjsbwhal
hss as hehehwja
liam
okay so he’s gone then
just you and me then jackie boy
jack
perfect timing to talk about that crush of yours
liam has gone offline
9:42
oscar
Okay so Lando’s cooking for me
Idk why
Why on earth is he acting like this is different to normal
Hes treating me like a date instead of a casual fuck
But I told him the stuff with Carlos and Charles and he was pissed
At Carlos
And I told him my actual age
’For the plot’ or whatever
And he was a bit annoyed at first but kinda fine with it
Wait what if he was into it
That’s creepy right?
Is it though?
Cause I’m into it kinda
But I’m the younger one
He would be like a predator if he was into it
Wouldn't he?
Ewwww
I really hope he’s not
Um where are you both
Hello???
No someone needs to tell Lando this is casual cause why has he brought me a nice home cooked meal in bed
This is so weird
Like I’m not your boyfriend mate
Nope nope nope
He just asked what I was texting about
And I said how he’s a great casual fuck
Yk to let him know it’s casual
And he just laughed and said it’s been too long to be casual
Nope fuck off
It’s still be casual even if we’ve been fucking for ages
Right?
11:42
liam
fuck you oscar
my manifestation worked
now i am jacks man
true to my reddit user
oscar
YESSSSSS LIAM
YOUR CREEPY PINING PAYED OUT
YOU SOMEHOW GOT THE MAN
No one will ever know how cause I’m shocked you didn’t scare jack off with all your creepiness
jack
its not creepy
its cute
dw liam i love it
(and you)
oscar
Ewwwwwwwwww