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“Lando,” Oscar sighed, “I fear my life is over.”
There was a squawk on the other end of the call, “I saw you less than an hour ago, what happened?”
Oscar sighed again, but this time for longer and louder, “I’m a cat.”
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The new punishment for disobeying the FIA language rules
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- Part 2 of FIA Division of Magic
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George grins, "Who do you think the most attractive driver here is?"
"Lewis." He answers immediately, not ashamed in the slightest. He’s seen the man's GQ covers.
Alex groans, "Could've predicted that one. How about second?'
Now, that made Charles’ face heat up, “Max.”
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Charles takes a truth potion in front of all the other drivers
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- Part 1 of FIA Division of Magic
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“Ferrari wants me to get a girlfriend,” Carlos said easily, like it wasn’t a bomb dropping directly onto the two of them, “Just for show. PR says it will help my image. I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to hurt you.”
“What, so you thought you’d just surprise me with a girlfriend one day?” Lando sat up, his voice began to rise in a way that he couldn’t seem to stop, “You already have me. Did you even think about how I would feel about this? You’ve been texting her for a month.”
Carlos sighed, “Lando you are not my girlfriend.”
And yah, as if that wasn’t the root of this whole problem.
“Lay back down, cariño. It won’t be real, it’s just for the fans,” He pinched Lando in the side, a painful sort of amusement, “Normal girls are boring, and there’s no one like you.”
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- Part 1 of making f1 drivers suffer through TTPD
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As Long As There Is Love, There Will Be Grief by ThirdPlace
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2023
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James wasn’t okay, and he hadn’t been for a long time. He probably wouldn’t be for a long time either. It was the year anniversary of Lily and Harry’s death, and it had been eight months since he had last seen any of his friends.
Now, he's back in town and ready to face his family again, but he can't seem to get rid of one pesky chef (AKA, the newly returned Regulus Black).
Recovery as told in crying, cooking, and falling in love.
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Max is an embarrassing amount of gin and tonics into the night when Lando shouts very loudly into his ear.
“Does Charles pay for everything for you?”
“What?” Max shouts back.
“I mean like– Seems like he’s always paying for you, mate,” Lando says. Holds both hands up in the air and dubiously glances to the side. “Not that I’m judging or anything.”
“He doesn’t pay for everything,” Max lamely insists.
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08 Apr 2024
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“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”
Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”
Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.
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- Part 1 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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26 Mar 2024
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Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.
Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.
Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?
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16 Jul 2023
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help to make the season bright by its_tortle
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Dec 2022
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“ Fuck,” he proclaims out loud.
A pigeon on the sidewalk across the street flutters away.
Another voice cuts through the cold. “You okay?”
Bucky looks up to see a silhouette on the fire escape two floors above him. Clearly, he had been swearing louder than he intended to.
The figure is clearly male, and built like a fucking brick house, but the light behind him makes any other features vague and indistinguishable.
“Uh, yeah,” Bucky says dumbly. “I just- I forgot my keys.”
“I’ll let you in.”
The silhouette disappears from view.
Bucky steps forward to retrieve his groceries from the steps of the building, and has just picked up the last can of cat food when the door opens. He looks up to meet the man who saved him from hypothermia.
And what a man it is.
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01 Apr 2023
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Harry has a type, Hermione likes to meddle, Ron wishes to remove himself from the narrative, and Draco just really wants to enjoy his Wednesday's lasagne in peace.
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19 Mar 2023