Gonggong gonggong gonggong (The stars will light the path our hearts know true)

by Number1Jewel

Summary:

The dwarf planets thought they knew what they were getting into when they teamed up with Simp...

But boy were they wrong.

Narration provided by the best pokemon-esq dwarf planet out there.

Notes:

Guys...guys I-I can't even look at this fic. It's too beautiful. I think...I think this is what it's all about. All the blood, sweat, and tears that were shed to get to this point, it's all worth it now.

This is my magnum opus. I've peaked so high I can see the Earth's curvature

Gonggong. 

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong Gonggong! Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong! Gonggong gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong? 

Gonggong gonggong gonggong? 

Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong.

Gonggong.

…gonggong?

Gonggong. Gong–gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong…?

Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong; gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong…

Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong! Gonggong…gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong 'gonggong,' gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Sedna. Sedna sedna sedna."

"Orcus?" Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Orcus, orcus orcus. Orcus orcus orcus, orcus?"

Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong,  "Quaror, quaror quaror quaror quaror quaror! Quaror quaror…quaror quaror quaror quaror." Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong.

"Gonggong?" Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong! Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong…

Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Quaror."

"Triton…"

"Makemake!!! Makemake, makemake makemake!" Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong. Gonggong (gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong), gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong! 

Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong? Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong!

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong, "Wise wise wise wise. Wise."

"Plane–"

"Simp," gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong…gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong.

"…Pluto? Pluto pluto pluto?" Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong? Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong–gonggong!!! Gong-gong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong…gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong. Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong? 

Gonggong?

"Simp simp simp," gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong (gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong), gonggong gongong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Simp simp simp. Simp simp."

Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Wise wise wise wise. Wise…wise wise wise." Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong "gonggong?" Gonggong? Gonggong??? Gonggong gonggong "gonggong" gonggong gonggong?

"Planet X! Planet X, planet x planet x planet x–planet X?" Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong? 

Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong!

Gonggong–

"Ogle! Ogle–ogle ogle ogle!"

Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Simp. Simp simp simp."

Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong; gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong.

"Charon, charon charon charon?" Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. "Hau–haumea? Haumea…haumea haumea," gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong.

"Makemake! Makemake, makemake makemake makemake makemake?!" Gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong?! 

…Gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong? Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong? Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong.

"Eris…" gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong (...gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong…). Gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Eris, eris, eris eris eris."

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong…gonggong. Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong, "Sedna sedna sedna–sedna. Sedna!"

"Simp…simp simp simp, simp simp simp simp simp. Simp simp simp," gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Simp?"

"Wise wise–" Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong– "wise. Wise wise wise wise." 

Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong (gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong…?) gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong? Gong–gonggong? Gonggong?!

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Planet X? Planet x planet x planet x planet x, planet x planet x, planet x planet x planet x? Planet X planet x planet x!"

"Simp. Simp simp simp simp."

…

Gong–

Gonggong?!

Gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gong–gong–gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong?!

"Pla–Planet X? Planet X?! Planet X planet x planet x planet x!" Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggog gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong! Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong? Gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong?

Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Triton triton triton–triton! Triton triton triton!"

Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong, "Charon? Cha–Charon charon charon? Charon, charon charon charon charon. Charon?!"

Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong, "Pluto."

"Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong!" Gonggong–gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong! Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong!!!

"Makemake–makemake?" Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Make–makemake…makemake makemake makemake? Makemake!"

"Hau…Haumea?" Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong? Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong?!?! Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Eris eris eris…eris."

Gonggong. Gonggong! Gonggong!!!

Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Qua–quaror? Quaror…quaror quaror quaror!" 

"Simp." Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, "Simp simp simp, simp simp simp simp simp simp."

Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong? Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong! Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong.

Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong (gonggong! Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gonggong!), "Planet X, planet x, planet x–Erebus!"

Gonggong–gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong, "Sedna! Sedna sedna sedna." Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong?

"Simp. Simp simp simp simp simp," gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong!!! Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong???

…Gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong.

"Wise." Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. 

Gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong?! Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong? Gonggong (gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong) gonggong gonggong gonggong.

"EREBU–"

"SIMP."

Gonggong.

Gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong gonggong! Gong–gonggong?! Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong? Gonggong, gonggong gonggong. Gonggong! Gonggong? Gonggong.

Gonggong.

Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong–

"–ton! Triton! Triton, tri–triton–"

"–Sedna!!! Sedna sedna sedna, sedna!"

"Orcus–"

"P–plu–pluto!"

"Charon!!!"

Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong gonggong! Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong. Gonggong…?

Gonggong…

Gonggong gonggong…gonggong…

"Haumea? Haumea!"

"...ror quaror quaror! Quaror…quaror–"

"Eris. Eris…eris eris eris…"

"Makemake–make–makemake! Make…makemake…make…"

Gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong, "Ogle–"

Gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gongong, "Wise. Wise…wise wise."

"SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP."

 

Gonggong. Gonggong. Gonggong! Gonggong gonggong gong…gong…gonggong. Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong? Gonggong…gonggong? Gonggong gonggong gonggong (gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong…) gonggong–

 

Gonggong.

 

 

Gong…gonggong?

 

………….

 

Gonggong.

 

"P-p-planet X–" gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong? Gonggong gonggong? Gonggong. Gonggong gonggong gonggong…gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong. 

"Tri…" gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong, gonggong–

Gonggong.

Gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong, gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong gonggong. Gonggong–gonggong gonggong gonggong–gonggong. Gonggong…gonggong gonggong? Gonggong. Gonggong…

Gong–

 

G-g-gonggong.

 

…gong…

 

 

……gong……

 

 

………gong………

 

 

 

…………gonggong………

 

 

 

 

 

…………………………

 

 

 

GONE.

Notes:

...I CANT STOP LAUGHING HELPPPP I KNOW ITS STUPID BUT THE IDEA POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND WOULDNT LEAVE AHFJHGKLGHGLGJLSMS I FIND IT HILARIOUS

This was inspired by that I Am Groot fic that I just recently read and realized I could do with Gonggong lol. Sorry not sorry lol the opportunity was too good to pass up. Also dw they're not dead at the end. At least I think. I don't really know what I just wrote but I still love it hahjgkhglgjdljflsls wheezingggg XD