Accidental Tommy Acquisition
fics that all have the same vibes where tommy accidentally joins a family
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to fly (with paper wings) by enderfriend
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Sep 2023
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“Stop talkin’,” Techno grunted, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
They’d finally stopped crying, now staring at him fearfully. Or, the sparrow looked scared—the magpie just glared at him, a surprising amount of stubbornness on his tear-stained face, even as his brother tried to get in front of him, shield him as if that would do anything at all.
Techno had expected more from the sons of the infamous Angel of Death. For all the noise they made, their size seemed unbecoming.
They were tiny.
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Or, Technoblade’s a feared mercenary, not a babysitter, but his latest job to kidnap the Angel of Death's kids, Tommy and Wilbur, aims to prove him wrong. It’s a two week trip back to his employer, and worse than avoiding a Phil that is hellbent on revenge, he’s got to avoid getting attached to the little fledglings.
(OR, THE WINGFIC AU)
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arson baby! by seasonaldepressionclub for What_to_wright
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Feb 2023
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Tired of all the chores Phil piles onto them, Techno and Wilbur yearn for a little brother to push all their work onto.
Lucky for them, there's a random baby in the middle of the forest with a box of matches.
Perfect little brother material!
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- Part 1 of arson baby!
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“Techno,” Phil breathes out, letting go of Wilbur as he approaches the mer, “What was that?”
Tehcno sighs, exposing Tommy to the new mer against his wishes. He freezes in place, unable to move as Phil lets out a soft croon, coming closer to him.
“Oh— oh little one,” Phil croons out, his voice soft as Techno removes the hand from his back. Phil grabs him lightly, his touch gentle as he slowly pries him off of Techno’s tail.
Or Wilbur finds a mer pup, Tommy, and decides to bring him back to his pod.
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- Part 2 of Mer SBI
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a plague until you break by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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“Mind if I sit next to you?” Tommy turned to see a tall, lanky man with a curly brown fringe covering half his face.
Tommy looked back around the room. “Out of the whole temple, you wanna sit next to me?”
The man nodded. “I like company when I pray.” Tommy tried not to twist his face into something wretched, so he just looked down and scooted over. The man slid over, holding his hand out. “I’m Wilbur.”
Tommy did not take the hand. “Uh… Tommy.”
Wilbur nodded, turning back to face the statue, a look of reverence on his face.
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or, Tommy's village begins to be hit by supernatural plagues, and everyone begins to turn on Tommy... Well, that is except for four awaiting deities.
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- Part 16 of season's sPoOky bingo board
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They force a child out of the bag, and they whimper.
Techno tries to keep his composure as the child cowers on themselves.
“A child?.”
“Not just any child.”
“I don’t have-”
Scared-help-hurt.
Techno stills. Eyes wide.
“A piglin child.”
- Or the heroes try to use a child to make the Blood God talk, it doesn't go like they expect.
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- Part 5 of Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle
- Part 6 of The Bedrock Bros Agenda
- Part 1 of Out of Villain's Love
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A story about a depraved father that is craving sex and decides to use his baby girl for some fun.
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He looked back down to the blond. “Do you know my name, Tommy? Do you know who I am?”
Tommy’s face scrunched up as he tried to remember, looking at him intently. “It’s Wi- Wil…" Tommy’s eyes widened with realization. "Wilby! It’s Wilby! Right?” He bounced on his toes as he excitedly shouted his answer, grabbing onto Wilbur’s shirt to remain balanced. “My…my, um…” He furrowed his brows as he couldn’t seem to remember Wilbur’s relation to him, his excitement coming to an end.
Wilbur’s heart clenched at the nickname, one he didn’t deserve. He gave him a sad smile, “I’m your brother, Toms.”
or, a year before Gummy Worms and Cigarettes takes place, Tommy is put into Wilbur's custody.
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- Part 1 of Promises to keep and to hold
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Finders Keepers Works With Babies, Right? by NickieDarling
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
14 Jul 2023
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His wings were bright white, just like the angels in stories Wilbur had heard of. White wings were super duper rare, and Wilbur was sometimes praised just for having a few white feathers mixed into his light brown ones. But this baby? He had entirely white wings, something unheard of.
This baby and Wilbur must have been destined to meet with them sharing white feathers! He had to be Wilbur’s angel, his baby, his– his baby brother!
Oh, it all made sense! This was Wilbur’s special present! A present unlike anything else he had ever gotten! He looked just like his Daddy and had white wings like Wilbur because he was a baby brother for Wilbur! His Daddy had gotten Wilbur a brother!
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AKA child Wilbur takes one look at infant Tommy and asks if anyone is gonna take him, then doesn't wait for an answer. (It's also a mafia and avian au, but like, mostly crimeboys and some sandduo fluff)
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- Part 6 of My Darling One-Shots
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A Need for Normal (A Desire for the Extraordinary) by NickieDarling
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
30 May 2023
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Tommy was living in a nightmare. He didn't know who the people in his house were or why they were keeping him trapped in the same day, but Tommy wasn't going to give in. He couldn't (no matter how loving they seemed).
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AKA I loved Sircantus' Ring ring ring banana phone fic and wrote this inspired by it. Happy Halloween month!
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Canis finally turns towards him, and what little Tommy can see of the man's face pales to a stark white.
“Uh- Redglare, I didn’t realize you were- I'll just be going now!” The other villain yelps, and is gone just as fast as he came.
Tommy frowns.
He didn't think he was that scary.
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Tommy, also known as Redglare, is a small-time supervillain. Now he just needs to figure out why everyone keeps running away from him- and what’s this about a claim?
(Spoiler alert; It’s the Syndicate.)