Badass With a Baby
What it says on the tin.
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Jason and the Three Terrors by Cdelphiki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
20 Dec 2025
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One moment, Jason was peacefully sleeping, perfectly content with his life with the League of Assassins. Okay, so maybe not content content, but he wasn't unhappy, either. Then Talia woke him up at 2 am, threw three children at him, and told him to get them to America and far away from Ra's al Ghul.
What the fuck.
The last thing he wanted was to see Bruce. But with three brats relying on him and no Talia, there weren't many options for sanctuary. He just didn't expect the kids to grow on him so much in two short weeks.
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- Part 1 of The Three Terrors Cinematic Universe
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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Luminous by HopeofDawn
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
23 Jun 2025
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"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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“70 …” 68 said slowly, taken off-guard. 70 wasn’t a brother normally inclined towards ghost-tales. “Ben isn’t real. He’s just a baby story--something the tubies like to pretend is real.”70 shook his head, his face set in stubborn lines. “He might not be. No, listen--” he gave 74 a glare when it looked like his brother wanted to interrupt again. “I’ve heard the stories, and they’re always the same. The tubies all know what he looks like. They all know he’s a jetii, before anyone ever told them what a jetii was. You know how the longnecks keep batches of tubies separate. There’s no way any of us, or any of the older vod, could have told them about him. But it doesn’t matter. All the batches know about Ben.”
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When Obi-Wan searches his room for his homework (for Improvised Medical Analytics II, an obscure engineering elective reserved for fanatical mechanics or Senior Padawans running out of class options, scrambling for some semblance of progress), he finds a baby.
(Or: Saving the galaxy gets a little trickier when you're only four-ish months old.)
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Never Fear the Thing You Feel by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jul 2020
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Letho doesn't know what to do when the kid he carried back from Leyda finds him and hugs him.
He figures it out eventually.
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You don’t touch one of Dean’s kids. Not if you want to walk away with your dignity and all your protruding appendages still intact.
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John was out on a hunt when the call came: Kate Milligan was dead, and John was named in her will as the guardian of her son—his son—Adam. Pissed but knowing his duty, Dean pulled Sam out school during exam week, and they went to Windom in the thick of the Minnesota winter. 7-yr-old Adam was a lot like Sammy at that age, but Dean wasn't ready to accept him as another Winchester. Then the boy's life was threatened and all bets were off.
Written for Round 2 of spn_illuminated's 2012 reverse mini-bang, based on art prompt "Child's Play" by tattooeddevil. How could I resist a kid with a belly like this?
If you want to listen to the soundtrack, I've moved it to Spotify: Brother Mine ST
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A sequel to Esama's Badass with a Baby Chapter 1, with Ezio and baby Desmond. Ezio Auditore da Firenze has just been given (what he thinks is) the son of the Goddess Minerva. Now he and the Assassin Brotherhood must deal with that, while the Borgia's continue to be trouble.
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Because it's becoming a problem, Doc Bryan addresses Ray's consumption of Ripped Fuel. Somehow things take on a life of their own after that.
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- Part 1 of Impossible Relationships 2020 Update
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"Your kid hates me," Brad says into the phone. Under the bed, Maddy snuffles, stretches and yawns.
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- Part 2 of Aftermath
