Crack & Crack treated seriously favourites
A collection for fanfiction built on weird ideas that have the potential to be very funny. Contains works wherein it's intended to make you laugh, and where the idea is taken as realistically as feasible.
This collection has two subcollections- one for 'crack', and the other for 'crack taken seriously'.
(Open, Moderated)
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Maria Campbell of the Astral Clocktower by Shadow_Crystal_Mage
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… - 山口悟 | My Next Life as a Villainess - Yamaguchi Satoru (Light Novels), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime), Bloodborne (Video Game), Dark Souls (Video Games), Demon's Souls, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Video Game), Zombieland Saga (Anime), Elden Ring (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...
AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)... -
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Kuina is the name given to him, and it’s one she’s happy to take. Her future as a wife, not so much. She vows to break any ties that threaten her freedom, but this Zoro guy won’t leave her alone. Maybe if she throws Wado Ichimonji at him?
A version of Kuina survives, and fate spins on.
(“I’m Zoro,” he tries again, “and I’m going to be the world’s greatest swordsman.”
“Kuina,” she says, and I am going to fly.)
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A Blessing In Disguise by Hokkaido_milk_pudding
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2025
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Toji never intended to have so many kids. He had initially thought that once Megumi and Touya were born, then that was it. But he could never seem to resist the winter goddess that is his wife.
As for Himura Rei, she was resigned to marrying Enji at 18. But getting into a quirk mishap after meeting her supposed husband-to-be and ending up in a world with cursed spirits wasn't part of the plan.
But the muscular man with a scar on his lip turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
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- Part 1 of A Blessing In Disguise Universe
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A shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals. A shinobi must always put the mission first. A shinobi must never show any weakness. The jinchuuriki are tied down by a long list of both written and unwritten rules of things that they aren't supposed to do. Playing Peek-a-Boo with the vessel of the Kyuubi is probably at the top of that list.
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- Part 1 of Through Your Door
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He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
He could have lived without the ghost drama, though....
Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.
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Black Hole Heart by LadyNyxRavus for samfu
Fandoms: Naruto, Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
11 Sep 2022
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By all accounts, Sakura is dead for the first five minutes of her life.
Yet, she continues. If she occasionally has too many, too sharp teeth then that's their business.
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Closer by MikeWritesThings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Oct 2017
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“Hello and good evening, dear listener! How’s it going? What’s on your mind?”
“Why didn’t you do the dishes. I specifically asked you to do the dishes so when I got home from patrol I could have stuff to make us dinner. Tell me why, Hizashi.”
Or, one evening an irritable Shouta calls Hizashi during his evening show, and it becomes a regular occurrence.
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Mako-Soaked Kittens by FeralSunshine22
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
26 Jul 2025
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Kunsel Zelda had a simple plan.
Step 1: Rescue Cloud and Zack.
Step 2: Kill everyone in the Manor and burn it to the ground.
Step 3: Disappear into the mountains and never resurface.
Step 4: Bring Aerith to them (if it wouldn't compromise Zack and Cloud's safety)But even for simple plans, he had over seventy-five back-up plans. Getting turned into a housecats and getting thrown into a different world were not a part of the back-up plans. At all.
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- Part 1 of Mako Soaked Kintsugi AUs
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.