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    Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...

    AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

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    Chapters:
    374/397
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    15
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    4,179
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    5,438
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    429,401
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    Kuina is the name given to him, and it’s one she’s happy to take. Her future as a wife, not so much. She vows to break any ties that threaten her freedom, but this Zoro guy won’t leave her alone. Maybe if she throws Wado Ichimonji at him?

    A version of Kuina survives, and fate spins on.

    (“I’m Zoro,” he tries again, “and I’m going to be the world’s greatest swordsman.”

    “Kuina,” she says, and I am going to fly.)

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    137,956
    Chapters:
    43/?
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    60
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    3,302
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    6,293
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    174,762
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    Toji never intended to have so many kids. He had initially thought that once Megumi and Touya were born, then that was it. But he could never seem to resist the winter goddess that is his wife.

    As for Himura Rei, she was resigned to marrying Enji at 18. But getting into a quirk mishap after meeting her supposed husband-to-be and ending up in a world with cursed spirits wasn't part of the plan.

    But the muscular man with a scar on his lip turned out to be a blessing in disguise.

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    Words:
    111,711
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    21
    Comments:
    706
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    3,844
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    1,325
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    134,317
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    A shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals. A shinobi must always put the mission first. A shinobi must never show any weakness. The jinchuuriki are tied down by a long list of both written and unwritten rules of things that they aren't supposed to do. Playing Peek-a-Boo with the vessel of the Kyuubi is probably at the top of that list.

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    English
    Words:
    383,378
    Chapters:
    62/62
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    2,065
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    4,490
    Bookmarks:
    1,560
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    193,622
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    He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
    Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
    He could have lived without the ghost drama, though.

    ...

    Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.

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    Words:
    38,598
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    20
    Comments:
    821
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    7,146
    Bookmarks:
    2,529
    Hits:
    91,497
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    Summary: Kore wakes up. She’s a cat now. A big, fluffy cat with no idea how it happened or why. She thought things were crazy with just that, but then she meets a familiar face under a different name and things get even crazier.

    OR!
    In which a modern-girl falls into the Marvel Universe and is shifted into a cat. Bumps into Tony Stark and decided to follow him home because he's a magnet for trouble and she had a bleeding heart and a low-key-hero-worship-hard-on for Iron Man.
    Some mythological/magical bullshit happens later, but Marvel was already full of that before she got there, totally not her fault.
    (not abandoned! Just working on multiple fics at once)

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    100,591
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Collections:
    85
    Comments:
    3,989
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    11,818
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    4,123
    Hits:
    286,979
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    The thought that he doesn't belong in this world worries Shikamaru quite a bit.
    The thought that no one seems to mind worries him more. They really should be more concerned. What if he eats one of them or something?
    He'll just stay in the woods until further notice.

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    10,258
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    239
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    2,951
    Bookmarks:
    1,005
    Hits:
    31,590
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    (formerly known as biggering)

    House Mooton is an old and respected house founded before the time of Petty Kings and forever residing in their city, Maidenpool.

    Eleanor Mooton inherits the Ladyship of House Mooton after the second brother of two months dies in a hunting accident in the middle of Robert’s Rebellion. She is quite put upon about this.

    (alternatively: local reincarnation unfortunately becomes important due to the universe's own fuckery. she should've ran to essos the second she realized where she was.)

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    Words:
    56,140
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    77
    Comments:
    2,132
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    9,424
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    4,081
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    281,508
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    Rin: Got hit by Truck-kun and reincarnated. I know, I know, so cliche. How about you?
    Obito: I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got to get back. They gave me a week to accept the job offer and I’ve been here seven years now.
    Kakashi: I’ll save you all this time. Then I can retire in peace.
    Minato: I need more alcohol.

    Team Minato, featuring not one, but two OC-inserts, a time travelling Kakashi, and Haymitch, I mean, Minato.

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    18,155
    Chapters:
    5/16
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    68
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    701
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    195
    Hits:
    8,841
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    CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN.

     

    Childe is bound to the Love☆Love System, which requires him to visit a variety of different worlds and build romantic relationships with the characters whom he meets in order for him to return home. Seems pretty easy; it’s just like playing one of those dating games his sister likes so much! He'll be home in no time!

    It’s just that...why is everyone else around him screaming about ghosts?

    [Current arc: Yongyu Village]

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    Words:
    34,891
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    13
    Comments:
    669
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    2,812
    Bookmarks:
    797
    Hits:
    40,192
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    Behold! Ashley, the cat.

    Shen Qingqiu won't know what hit him.

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    English
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    31,755
    Chapters:
    75/?
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    847
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    2,040
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    579
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    41,388
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    "Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."

    Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.

    "Really, uncle?"

    "Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."

    Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?

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    53,079
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Collections:
    71
    Comments:
    2,751
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    13,937
    Bookmarks:
    5,190
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    431,896
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    Kakashi's Kekkei Genkai is to turn his life into a video game, so he's just making the best of it!

    Or : Kakashi acts like a video game character and confuses the hell out of everyone around him.

     

    This is a standalone, you do not need to read the first installment in the series.

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    English
    Words:
    23,039
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    321
    Kudos:
    1,585
    Bookmarks:
    314
    Hits:
    24,863
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    Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.

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    English
    Words:
    70,907
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Collections:
    74
    Comments:
    3,381
    Kudos:
    15,142
    Bookmarks:
    4,437
    Hits:
    454,532
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    Izuku believed All Might all those years ago. While broken hearted, he did become a cop. And possibly through this, the greatest "hero" ever.

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    23,899
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Collections:
    18
    Comments:
    1,667
    Kudos:
    6,036
    Bookmarks:
    1,694
    Hits:
    109,970
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    Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
    Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.

    AKA

    Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.

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    35,354
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    79
    Comments:
    3,020
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    13,275
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    4,844
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    303,379
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    Haruno Sakura would never be normal.
    ----
    CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, PLEASE FIND IT IN the many shades of sakura SERIES <333

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,514
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Collections:
    38
    Comments:
    953
    Kudos:
    5,908
    Bookmarks:
    1,648
    Hits:
    133,599
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    Tobirama wants a lot of things: better sealing supplies, more common sense for his brother, a peaceful world. What he most certainly doesn’t want, is encountering Uchiha Izuna in the middle of a Senju-protected village. Tobirama could very easily kill him… but his dyed Uzumaki-red hair, unfinished bowl of ramen, and the fact that he’s already actively dying seem to be complicating matters.

    Or, an SI just wants to eat delicious ramen and die from this stab wound in peace, thank you very much. That is, until Tobirama steps up with an alternative.

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    English
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    3,528
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    1,828
    Bookmarks:
    349
    Hits:
    10,265
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    Claude attracts a very specific kind of crowd.

    Claude wouldn't call himself an animal lover. He likes animals, sure. Only a monster could look at a kitten or puppy and not feel something. He's human, just like everyone else. Animals, on the other hand, seem to unanimously love him. They sense his carefully hidden soft heart, he's sure of it. It's the only explanation. They capitalize on his weakness and extort him for all he's worth. He folds like a house of cards every time a kitten so much as looks at him. Behind closed doors, he doesn't mind too much. Maybe he even goes so far as to enjoy the companionship. But he's aware no one will take him seriously if his little weakness comes to light. It's his greatest (mundane) secret.

    Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough blackmail material to silence the entirety of the Golden Deer when they find out.

    Aka Disney Princess!Claude

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    757,211
    Chapters:
    85/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2,417
    Kudos:
    3,366
    Bookmarks:
    537
    Hits:
    168,963
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    Who said travelling into a book means you have to go on ridiculous adventures and save everyone? This is a fanfiction about a girl travelling to the Harry Potter world and decided to wreak havoc. In which memes are referenced, logic is disregarded, and wizards (and witches) are confused.
    (Would recommend reading alongside the book. Believe me it's funnier that way.)

    We have a discord server~ Come and scream at me!

    Cross posted on FFN
    NOW WITH ANIMATICS and art at the last chapter

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,570
    Chapters:
    408/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    844
    Bookmarks:
    201
    Hits:
    15,339

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