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    Summary

    Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?

    There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).

    So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.

    But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).

    Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.

    And he comes out with an assassin son.

    So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.

    Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*

    "J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"

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    Jason walks into Titans Tower expecting a fight and the satisfaction of beating down the new Robin.

    He walks into a suicide instead.

    (After multiple back-to-back missions, urgent reports that needed to be filled out, and the stress of a new hostile player in Gotham, sleep has not come easily for Tim. Fortunately for him however, his inability to die has given him a unique, but effective, way of dealing with insomnia.

    Unfortunately for everyone else, Jason decides to invade the Titan Tower at the exact same time.)

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    2/2
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    "Will I die from this? No. Does he know that? Also no. When I revive from this stupid attack I’m going to poison his breakfast, stop holding back when we spar, hide the hot chocolate, and move everything an inch to the left until he starts to lose his mind."

    Or: Tim can't die and he deals with it in true emotionally stunted Batfam fashion

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,812
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    31
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    Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.

    When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.

    But most of all, Tim is alone.

    (If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,025
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    143
    Comments:
    1,897
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    27,059
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