Idiots in space
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You've seen the Pinterest post where it's like, past!bruce appears in the watchtower, sees the JL, and then just starts punching people?
Because I have.
There are no excuses. This is a pure, indulgent, crack fic.
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In an instant, the cowled vigilante was replaced by his very younger version, wrinkles disappeared into a youthful face, bright blue eyes uncovered from beneath the white lenses, at least a good one or two decades younger than his counterpart that was no longer in the room. His hair was askew, neat button up with a button ripped off, the bottom half of his pant legs ripped off, suit jacket unbuttoned, and overall not the suave businessman, socialite, or even vigilante that Dick knew. He had blood staining his cheeks, splattered across his shirt, and he had a deer-in-the-headlights look that Dick only saw when one of the kids called him 'Dad'.
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What's at stake by KmsStories
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
25 Nov 2025
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Sprained left wrist, dislocated right shoulder, compromised right knee. Multiple hematomas around his body if the pain was anything to go by. Probably broken ribs, at least three on his right side, maybe more. Blood dripping from the side of his head where he felt the smash of the helmet, probable concussion. Holsters with his pistols and belt gone, Hidden knives on his arms.
He'd had worse.
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Jason gets beat up and captured by the Justice League during an undercover mission, no one knows his connection to Batman and the Bat is on an off world mission. Jason is on his own and his stubbornness to reveal anything is no help.
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How to Introduce Your Husband to Your Super-Serious Crime-Fighting Group by A_Hamilton
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Nov 2025
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“Can we meet him some day?”
Clark hesitated. It wasn’t as though his professional life and his personal life overlapped very often, Bruce and the kids being some of the very few exceptions.
The only way Clark would be able to introduce Bruce to the League, aside from him getting kidnapped and them having to save him, would probably be to bring him up to the Watchtower. Out of the suit. As a civilian. And Clark didn’t see Batman being comfortable with that any time soon.
“Probably not, but we’ll see.”
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Or, Clark has finally revealed his identity to the League. Who... immediately found out he was married to Bruce Wayne. If Clark had his way, Brucie and the League would stay far, far away from each other.
Too bad his husband didn't get the memo.
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The Life and Times of the Champion by Azure_K_Mello
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Outsiders (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Superman said he believed that Captain Marvel was nice, but not likable.
Nightwing and Red Robin said they knew it was a big ask to request an adult leave the Justice League to join a new kids team, but said that they were forming a group of only friendly people and needed a magic user.
Seeing his chance, Billy improves his lot in life.
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The Space Between by ButtsAhoy
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Hal Jordan whistles at the wrong person in the League showers. Turns out Batman is hot, and now Hal can't stop noticing. Bruce Wayne has been noticing for months. Neither of them is handling it well.