Theseus' Guide to Writing About Boats
A collection to gather fics set in the universe of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.
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A Composite For Loneliness by wilo_thewisp for stump_not_found, Ancharan
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
01 Jan 2026
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aka Teeth learns how to jork his pud and 9/10 dentists disagree with his methods.
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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Ford's presence is demanded at Bill's big party. Aggravatingly for him, he has no idea what the party is for. All he knows is that it's very... classy.
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Ship in a Bottle by JustSumDude for stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
05 Jan 2026
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A list made on the loosest association of words, with an even looser tie to Stump_Not_Found's fanfiction "Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat", number 4 will shock you!
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Ford and Bill have a professional working relationship.
Sometimes that involves egging the other one on.
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Five instances where Ford spreads his wings in the multiverse that he will surely remember fondly. Everyone loves the freedom that a vague, murkily-defined relationship gives them; Ford is more than happy to focus on himself if Bill isn't willing to put a label on things.
This fic takes place in the world of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Bookmarked by stump_not_found
03 Jan 2026
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FAN FIC !!! FAN FIC !!!!!!! ohhh my god this fic this fucking fic . oh stacy i love you so much stacy
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A Chance Encounter; or, Fated Destinies Entangle Amongst the Stars, A Tale of Forbidden Romance by Ancharan for stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
25 Dec 2024
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Keyhole finds himself in a situation.
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- Part 1 of Unlocking the Heart
Bookmarked by stump_not_found
03 Jan 2026
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honestly one of the most important pieces in the world of theseus . i dont think reality would have been the same without this fic
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The sharpest tool in the shed by Garofthefields for stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
04 Jan 2025
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It’s been 20 years since Ford fell through the portal and into the hands of Bill Cipher. A new deal’s been struck to aid them both in their mutual destruction: a portal back to Earth in exchange for an ultimate weapon. Ford is a great tool for Bill, and he always makes sure to take good care of his tools! Especially when they do as they’ve been told. Working for Bill always kicks off a whirlpool of emotions, Ford can’t help but get sucked in by the promise of a reward if only to satiate his own curiosity. He’s not afraid to navigate the dark and treacherous waters, as long as he remembers to keep his eyes on course. After all is said and done, he will have to kill Bill Cipher.
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03 Jan 2026
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deliciously painful emotions . love thisssssss
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Ford takes a deep breath. It burns.
He was always going to end up here. It burns.
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Bookmarked by stump_not_found
03 Jan 2026
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arrrrghhh heart wrehcning and gorgeous what the fuckkkkkkk
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Sometimes, sometimes, Ford's allowed to get what he wants.
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03 Jan 2026
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gorgeous prose . hot as hell . make a book out of the flesh of your husband this is fine