6 Works in Theseus' Guide to Writing About Boats
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Ship in a Bottle by JustSumDude for stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
05 Jan 2026
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A list made on the loosest association of words, with an even looser tie to Stump_Not_Found's fanfiction "Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat", number 4 will shock you!
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Ford has been making good progress on the portal, Bill has been making good progress on getting in the way, they both are making no progress on understanding each other.
Booze won’t make a lick of difference whether someone's rim gets salty, but hey – they’re already on the rocks.
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A Composite For Loneliness by wilo_thewisp for stump_not_found, Ancharan
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
01 Jan 2026
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aka Teeth learns how to jork his pud and 9/10 dentists disagree with his methods.
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Ford's presence is demanded at Bill's big party. Aggravatingly for him, he has no idea what the party is for. All he knows is that it's very... classy.
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Ford and Bill have a professional working relationship.
Sometimes that involves egging the other one on.
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.