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You’re Too Sweet by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
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Теперь же он плывёт в этой тишине, не отрывая глаз от испещрённого крапинками потолка, умоляя себя не жаждать взрывов и артиллерийских обстрелов в своей детской спальне. Хотя... быть может, во всём этом есть что-то прекрасное, полагает Джонни, эти звуки в толще. Тихие вдохи между залпами, словно шепчущие: «Я здесь, я тоже часть этой песни».
После травмы, едва не ставшей смертельной, Джон МакТавиш оказывается в своём родном городе в Шотландии. Вернувшись после досрочной демобилизации, он вынужден справляться с инвалидностью, своей дисфункциональной семьёй и гнетущим пониманием того, что есть вещи, которые он просто не готов оставить позади...
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Крепкая мужская дружба на грани фола и гомоэротизма.
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So Do the Proud Men Die by FunkyFrogFreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.
Peter knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Peter trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.
That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.
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Kiryu is on a job in Sapporo and runs into someone he wasn't expecting. Shenanigans ensue.
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Majima took his elbows off the table and slammed it with his palm, making the beer cans and the ashtray jump, laughing maniacally.
“There's no way I'm comin' all the way out to this backwoods town without even tryin' to find my favorite dragon!”
“Speaking of that,” Kiryu said weakly, “How exactly did you find me?”
Majima's grin broadened. “Nah-ah, Kiryu-chan,” he wiggled his finger. “A guy can't go 'round revealin' his sources. Let's just say a little bird told me 'bout an apartment that the Dojima family had in Sapporo. Decided to check it out. Secured a spot in that cafe on the corner and waited for ya to show up. Honin' my detective skills.”
“So when you saw me coming,” Kiryu said slowly, trying to comprehend. “You climbed up on that roof like a cat and jumped me?”
Majima hee-hee-heed in response. “Ya gotta have that element of surprise in your life, Kiryu-chan. Otherwise, it's just plain borin’!”
Kiryu looked at him incredulously. Rumor had it that Majima was batshit crazy. He was starting to believe it.