Лань Ванцзы/Вэй Усянь
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“When did you arrive?” Lan Zhan asks, but he’s looking at the child in Wei Wuxian's arms, and the question is clearly, whose baby is this, and maybe, should I be concerned?
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Accidental (haunted) baby acquisition
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Rarely Pure and Never Simple by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 May 2020
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Lan Wangji is cursed to say every thought that crosses his mind.
It goes about as well as you would think.
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It Kneads Me! by AristoMuse
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Dec 2019
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Everyone knows that Wei Wuxian, the feared Yiling Patriarch, capable of commanding a thousand undead puppets, is deathly afraid of dogs.
But, what about cats?
(Where Wei Wuxian accidentally becomes a cat mom, but since he's Wei Wuxian, it of course wouldn't be a normal cat)
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How to Keep Your Diplomatic Asset Close (and Your Wei Ying Closer) by His Excellency by misscam
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2019
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“Uncle considers Wei Ying a diplomatic asset,” Lan Zhan says, and Wei Wuxian boggles at that. Lan Qiren considers him what? “Very determined I keep Wei Ying close for the rest of the conference.”
“An asset?” Wei Wuxian repeats. “Your uncle considered me an asset – to you?”
“Mn.”
“Maybe he thought I’d make it less boring for you, haha,” Wei Wuxian says after a moment, still slightly baffled, but finding the idea of staying close to Lan Zhan a far too enticing prospect to question it further.
(In which Lan Qiren considers Wei Wuxian a diplomatic asset His Excellency should keep close, Wei Ying wants to be kissed, touched and ravished breathless, Lan Zhan may enjoy himself a great deal, Nie Huaisang might be making an attempt at amends, and in the end, Lan Xichen ends up feeling not the least bit guilty.)
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To give the world to you by pomidor
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Nov 2019
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All Lans knew that Hanguang Jun would only consider an offer of marriage from someone who was able to win a duel with him. Of course, he just had to choose one condition Wei Wuxian was unable to fulfil.
Meanwhile, Lan Wangji travels to Yunmeng to request help from an unlikely ally.
That something was impossible, never stopped either of them before.
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Don’t We All Fall? by Adey
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2025
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The Wen remnants—those survivors whom Wei Wuxian had pulled from certain death, defying the righteous sects in the process—were still a contentious topic. The fact that they had not attempted any retaliation, that they lived in this forsaken place away from the prying eyes of the world, did not erase the fear their name invoked. The sects had their grudges, deep-rooted and bitter.
Or, Lan Qiren goes to Yiling to determine whether the information he’s been fed adds up to the reality of it.
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- Part 1 of Don’t We All Fall
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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Third Nephew by ForensicSpider98
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jul 2025
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Lan Qiren agrees to join Wei Wuxian while he tests out his new torch talisman, working around their responsibilities and looking after his nephews. But it's funny... Sometimes, it feels like he has three nephews instead of just two.
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- Part 2 of Gremlin Hours and Family Dinners
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Cabbages by dreaming of your qin (sherleigh)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2023
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In which Lan Qiren gains a son-in-law.
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Weep You No More, Sad Fountains by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Apr 2023
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“Yiling Patriarch,” he begins, and Wei Wuxian’s face clouds.
“Please. That’s not – you know me, Zewu-jun. What’s wrong? Why are you here?” He walks over and Lan Xichen sees he has no weapon, not even his flute. He came to meet Wangji unarmed, defenseless. With a smile on his face.
“I’m here to ask for your help. It’s Wangji. He’s ill.”