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Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by thatcuriouscat for ramblingwildrose, TheMaidenOfWords
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve.
9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
He’s the only one who notices.Series
- Part 1 of Puzzle Pieces
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Jack and Janet abandon Tim in Gotham.
Because, you know, tiny mute autistic eight-year-olds are TOTALLY adept at taking care of themselves.
Kind of a stand-alone from Already/Basics stories. Same characters, different what-if scenario.
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- Part 4 of Awesome Tim is Awesome
- Part 1 of Are We Playing Corners?
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Bruce and the Day He Gained Three Sons by EvaDragon for SagebrushRainAndSand
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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When Jason is resurrected, he doesn't get the Pit Rage. Sure, he has to ACT like he does to keep the assassins off his back, and he does a damn good job of it too. Talia thinks of the boy she stole from Bruce as her own, and introduces him to her other son, the biological child she had with Bruce. After Jason returns from training with the All Caste, he steals Damian, and they return to Gotham. Bruce then gains three kids in one shot.
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
AKA
Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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Jason and the Three Terrors by Cdelphiki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
20 Dec 2025
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One moment, Jason was peacefully sleeping, perfectly content with his life with the League of Assassins. Okay, so maybe not content content, but he wasn't unhappy, either. Then Talia woke him up at 2 am, threw three children at him, and told him to get them to America and far away from Ra's al Ghul.
What the fuck.
The last thing he wanted was to see Bruce. But with three brats relying on him and no Talia, there weren't many options for sanctuary. He just didn't expect the kids to grow on him so much in two short weeks.
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- Part 1 of The Three Terrors Cinematic Universe
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Tim has always hated getting sick. He hates the haze and the pain. But, when he finds out his family is sick he jumps in to help without a second thought. However, without a spleen, he's incredibly susceptible to the illness and quickly realizes just how much he's missed out on.
Or: Tim Drakes repressed trauma followed by worried family feels and lots of comfort.
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The Best Laid Plans of Robins by Aleena_Pallaz
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman: Hush (2019), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
30 Jun 2025
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Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".
Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.
Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.
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Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.
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- Part 1 of The Best Laid Plans
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5 times Everyone realized Tim's the favorite, and One Time Tim realized he's the favorite by FluffyPuffySheeps
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
01 Apr 2020
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5+1 fic (What it says in the title)
1. Prompt: Blinded for a day (Dick)
2. Prompt: "You still have that photograph?" (Alfred)
3. Prompt: "What time is it?" (ft. Clark Kent)
4. Prompt: Rescue Mission (Tam Fox)
5. Prompt: Sleepover (Bruce, a.k.a the spleen chapter)
6. Prompt: Paint Ball Adventure (Tim) -
THE MOON KEEPING WATCH OVER ME. by orpheusaki for far2late
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2022
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Tim blinks, "You've seen Aladdin?" It hadn't occurred to him that Damian had time for cartoon films in between eating the happiness of innocent children and planning world domination, or whatever it was that he did when he wasn't threatening the wellbeing of his family members.
Damian sniffs, somewhat scandalised, "Of course I have. Thomas and I found Grayson's old CDs."
Bruce grunts, "VHS tapes. Dick was a child before CDs were popular."
"VHS tapes," Damian amends, not even bothered by Bruce's very blatant eavesdropping, "In fact, we are to watch The Small Fish tomorrow after school."
"The Little Mermaid," Bruce corrects, amused.
(Tim comes to the realisation that he really doesn't know his youngest brother. That changes.)
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- Part 1 of DAMIAN WAYNE GOES TO THERAPY.
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Dick suggests a harmless little game.
Each brother must start three rumors about the others. Whoever survives the internet, the press, and family retaliation wins.Dick targets.
Tim plans.
Jason escalates.
Damian refuses to lose.Bruce just wanted a quiet week.
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- Part 1 of Bat-rumours