10 Bookmarked Items in enby's cracK
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What Friends Are For by touyastreasure
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Aug 2023
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“So,” Izuku says. “Remember how all the heroes agreed that killing All For One is immoral and against the hero code?”
“…Yes,” Shouto says. Katsuki swears colourfully.
“You fucking killed the equivalent of the criminal underworld’s bogeyman, didn’t you?”
“Uh,” Izuku pauses, absolutely prepared to lie through his teeth. “It was self defence.”
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- Part 1 of Happy Little Accidents
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- English
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- 6,400
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- 1/1
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- 4
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Feat. Supreme Chancellor (AKA, the Sith Lord) VS The Negotiator (who's still a little salty about the war) by Kelpie_Mist
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Aug 2020
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“You know.” Palpatine said finally, settling his teacup down with a hard clink. It was not a question, and they both knew it.
“I know.” Obi-Wan agreed.
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OR: In which Palpatine's identity is discovered earlier and Obi-Wan Kenobi decides to do something about it because nobody try to steal his apprentice, damnit!- Language:
- English
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All for One: AWOL Villain and PTA King by katydid for Gfan97
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Dec 2022
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All for One retired from villainy and became a house-husband after his son Izuku was born…but he didn’t tell anyone. Now both heroes and villains are looking for the missing head of the underworld while All for One conquers the PTA.
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- Part 80 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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- English
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- 10,913
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- 1/1
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seeping through by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
“So do I actually.” Banjo said.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
Everyone looked at Hikage.
“Oh I never had shellfish.”
“How.”
“Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
“Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
“Oh right, I forgot about that.”
Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-”“Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”
(Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)
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So this really dangerous guy threatened to kill me, and of course, I replied with “not if I kill you first” by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 May 2020
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“...huh?”
“I said,” Rumi growled. “You are going to take me to your motherfucking boss and let me join the league, or I will shove my foot up your ass so hard you'll be picking my toes out from between your teeth."
Dabi snorted. “You? A hero? Doing something like this?”
“Haha, funny joke, but have you seen my track record?”
Or: The Hero Miruko gets assigned to being a double agent instead of Hawks, obtains a girlfriend and another best friend, and absolutely wrecks shit up with both hero and villain society alike.
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- English
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- 1/1
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area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory by crimsonseekers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Dec 2020
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“My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.
“Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”
“That’s fucking worse.”
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Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers.
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- Part 1 of [insert tragic backstory]
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- English
- Words:
- 47,710
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- 2/2
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He rides across the nation, the Thoroughbred of Sin.
He fights for subjugation, and of course he'll win.(Of course.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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this time it's a tweet cute by Owlwinter
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 May 2021
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Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description
Sapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?
George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.--
Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,122
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 43
- Comments:
- 1,302
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- 15,274
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 151,873
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 210
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- 8,679
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this is pure crack and i can't get over it. it's that one where harry redoes hog warts and starts the rumors about snapexnarcissa and partners with lockhart lmao