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Hermione Granger wasn’t impulsive, but she was efficient. She didn’t make hasty decisions; she simply decided what to do and did it. And she certainly didn’t take foolish chances with her spotless reputation.
Which was why, as she stared hard at her hands glued to the wall of the potion’s lab—wand mere inches above her yet entirely out of reach—she couldn’t help but wonder where it all had gone so spectacularly wrong.
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Or—the one where Hermione sabotages Tom Riddle’s schoolwork, and finds herself on the receiving end of his (dis)pleasure.
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"Your friend sacrificed a great deal for you, Hermione. Please, keep the Diadem of Ravenclaw safe."
She followed directions of course— she had no trouble protecting the treasure within her gilded frame.
But Hogwarts was a castle alive, and moving staircases were the least of her problems. In 1945, Hermione's portrait transformed from a simple painting into a doorway.
To the Head Boy's quarters no less.
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"And you were willing to accept me as such?"
She flitted her hand between them, dismissing his skepticism. "We get along well enough professionally. I hope you think more highly of me than to believe I'd hold your past against you. That was a whole lifetime ago."
He seemed to consider her words. "What's the nature of your proposal?"
Ah, maybe the robes had been a bit misleading. She leaned forward to retrieve her papers, then met his gaze, completely unashamed in asking for what she wanted. "Sex, Malfoy."
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister."
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Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear.
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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A loud groan escaped his lips and he turned back to his corner and started lightly banging his head against the wall repeatedly. 'You stupid, stupid, stupid ...
Hermione scowled at him. 'Excuse me?!' She hissed.
Draco sighed and braced his hand against the cold white walls. 'You stupid girl. I decided that you and your dimwitted friends were taking too long to end the war and that too much bloodshed had taken place to not be able to justify fixing the problem at its core.'
His words floated through her mind, failing to take hold.
Draco gave a frustrated sigh. 'I killed Tom.'
Draco Malfoy had killed Tom Riddle.Or
The fanfic where Draco and Hermione have to navigate an alternative timeline while forced to stay together.
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ABC: arse, books, constellations by sarab3lla, va13lentina
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2021
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In a weird, absolutely not funny and quite disturbing turn of events, Hermione finds herself in Malfoy’s holiday house. Not only that, but Malfoy is intent in riling her up by using a mix of his cunning mind and tantalising body.
Not in the library, though. They’re not gonna... Not in Malfoy’s family library. Books are sacred to her, she couldn’t possibly—No. No.
(Turns out she can.)
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- Part 4 of Accidentally in Love
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It’s quiz night at the pub, the stakes are high and everyone is playing to win.
It’s also Draco’s birthday but Hermione doesn't know that, she just wants him to stop distracting her from the game.
She’ll find out. Eventually. In a very interesting turn of events.
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- Part 3 of Accidentally in Love
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Things in nature don’t just stop being like that, out of the blue, without consequences.
It’s science, really; it’s physics, it’s chemistry. Nothing is created, nothing is destroyed, everything is transformed: it’s the law of conservation of mass, take it up with Lavoisier.
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Hermione can’t for the life of her understand why Draco broke their silent pact of sex after studying.
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- Part 2 of Accidentally in Love
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It’s Sunday, it’s Valentine’s Day, and Hermione has a study date with Draco Malfoy.
And he brought chocolates.
Isn’t that just perfect.
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the rivals to friends with benefits to lovers St. Valentine’s Day college AU that no one asked forSeries
- Part 1 of Accidentally in Love
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"Draco Malfoy was of the opinion that he physically could not be more attracted to his wife."
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In which Draco discovers his pregnant wife really just does it for him.
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The Art of Keeping Casual by Ivmaruva, rockthecasbah18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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Draco Malfoy has a notorious reputation with women. A string of broken hearts won’t deter Hermione from having a little taste, though - maybe it’s time for Draco to have a taste of his own medicine.
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Hermione Granger hears a rumor about Draco Malfoy that makes her question everything. Of course, he has to prove her wrong.
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Veritaserum Truths by GalacticSiren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
01 Feb 2025
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When a game of Truth or Dare under Veritaserum goes off the rails, Hermione Granger unwillingly confesses her filthiest fantasy is to be thoroughly shagged senseless by Draco Malfoy.
Draco, ever the opportunist, doesn’t let it go.
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- Part 1 of Smutty One-Shot Collection—Dramione
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Could that mean… Is the Hat planning to re-sort two older students? Can it do that?
Hermione’s fairly certain this is a first. Nothing like it is mentioned in Hogwarts, A History, anyway.
The Hat calls out a name. “Theodore Nott!”
She grips Harry’s elbow as her veins turn to ice, an awful sense of dread spreading through her.
“Hermione Granger!”
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When the Sorting Hat makes a surprise decision at the Start of Term feast in sixth year, Hermione and Theo’s lives are changed forever.
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This one shot was based on a Chase Atlantic and Maggie Lindemann song
“You don't know how she shines until you see her in a space where she feels free to be herself." The smile that overtook his face gave Draco the courage he didn't think he had. He had no fight left in him.
He could do this.
He could do this for them."I'm happy for you. Truly," Draco whispered below his breath. He could feel the tears pooling in his eyes at the thought that he would always have to watch her glow from afar.
But Gods, as long as she was shining, everything would be fine.
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Lucius Malfoy expected an evening of refinement, sophistication, and dignified conversation with his grandchildren. Instead, he is met with a horrifying revelation—his grandchildren are dating. And not just any dating… relationships that threaten the very foundation of Malfoy tradition.
As his aristocratic world crumbles before his eyes, chaos erupts. There are dramatic outbursts, exasperated sighs from Draco, barely concealed amusement from Narcissa, and an alarming amount of wine-drinking. With scandalous courtships and inevitable marriages on the horizon, Lucius faces his greatest challenge yet: surviving the Dating Years.
How will he navigate this disaster? Can he restore dignity to the Malfoy name? Or is he doomed to witness the fall of his legacy—one relationship at a time?
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- Part 2 of Bloodlines & Betrayal
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It looked as if a rainbow was springing up right behind him. Or as if he was standing in the middle of one of the kaleidoscopes that Hermione used to hoard in her toy box. Or as if rays of sunshine were falling through stained glass and casting the prettiest prism on him.
He was beautiful.
It. It was beautiful. His aura, not him.
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- Part 5 of Fucking Up for Beginners