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a bunch of fics that I liked.
the majority is dramione, tomione, slytherin!Hermione, grey morale and alternative universe.
very slytherin friendly and very dumbledore and weasley (mostly ron) unfriendly.
warning: there is a lot of smut, ahem, sorry not sorry
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At her breaking point, Narcissa risks everything and follows a hunch she has on Severus Snape to save Draco from the Dark Lord constant torture. That’s how Draco Malfoy ends up waking up in a tent in the middle of nowhere, Potter, Weasley and Granger perched over him, his wrists bound to an old camping cot and his wand nowhere to be found.
His mother had exchanged his life for a cup, a stupid cup, entrusting him to their helpless enemies.
She had clearly lost her mind.
‘It’s not just a cup’ said Granger gritting her teeth.
‘It’s not just a cup’ Draco repeated mocking her.
‘This is going to be a disaster’ muttered Potter massaging his temples.
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The Virgin Conundrum by AkashaTheKitty for Little Dollface
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2018
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Hermione needs to get rid of her pesky virginity for her very own reasons. The solution to that is, of course, to make a list of the boys at Hogwarts to find out which one will suit her purpose best! Draco Malfoy is at first left off her list, but when he finds out and teases her about it, she realises that maybe he has a point--after all, who would be better to take her virginity than the most gossiped about skirt chaser at Hogwarts? When he's not even remotely as willing as she thought he'd be, Hermione realises she's got a challenge on her hands.
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For Hermione Granger, the war never ended. And when she starts her 8th Year at Hogwarts, she's never been more acutely aware at how misunderstood and alone she is. Until the person she least expected was there for her. A story of two broken people who've lost everything finding comfort in one another and getting a chance at salvation.
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When Midnight Comes by Curly_Kay for BreathOfThePhoenix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Nov 2020
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“Granger, look at me.” Draco walked up to her, his silver eyes searching hers. “We are stuck in a time loop, all of us. I don’t know how long it’s been happening, but it’s been going for weeks and I’m the only one who has been outside the loop. I’m the only one who has remembered anything from one day to the next, that is before now—before you.”
His throat bobbed with a harsh swallow. “Please, I need your help.”
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“Granger,” he wrapped his hand around her wrist before she could completely leave. “Sorry for laughing, it’s just -- Merlin, what a ridiculous idea that is…”
“Malfoy!”
"Do you have any plans for later in the night?" he looked at her. His silver eyes met her honey ones. Her mind conjured up old memories of their time together and she wondered if he was also thinking about their encounter, years ago.
"Why do you care?"
"It's Samhain, Granger. We'll be gathering on the castle ruins up north, at midnight."
"You should come," Nott added with a pensive face, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. He was looking at her now as if he knew something that she didn’t and it disturbed her a bit. "The gatherings are great to attune your magic, and the more people, the merrier!"
----Or: The Slytherins invite Hermione to the festival. She might as well have fun there.
COMPLETE!! :)
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- Part 3 of The Wheel of the Year
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Veritaserum Truths by GalacticSiren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
01 Feb 2025
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When a game of Truth or Dare under Veritaserum goes off the rails, Hermione Granger unwillingly confesses her filthiest fantasy is to be thoroughly shagged senseless by Draco Malfoy.
Draco, ever the opportunist, doesn’t let it go.
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- Part 1 of Smutty One-Shot Collection—Dramione
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Hermione Riddle and the Triwizard Tournament by Eldyra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2024
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Hermione starts her fourth year at Hogwarts and many things are going to change.
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- Part 4 of House of Snakes
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Hermione Granger always knew she was different. Receiving her Hogwarts Letter though, entered her into a place unlike any she’s ever seen let alone read about. She expects her gift with knowledge will be something celebrated. Instead she’s still an outcast.
She is a mudblood, a nobody, in this world.
Join, Hermione Granger as she takes Slytherin house by storm. And this is only Years 1 through 3.
(A what-if story about Hermione Granger being sorted into Slytherin and the potential she never got to show or use.)
-Part 1 of 3-Posted on FF.net and Wattpad under Finalbladekit and Finalbladekitten respectively.
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- Part 1 of Hermione Granger, Slytherin Princess
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24 Jan 2021
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Excuse me? IT'S THE BEST SLYTHERIN HERMIONE I'VE EVER READ. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT
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It didn’t mean she liked him, or forgave him, or particularly wanted to live in the same castle. But Slughorn’s second retirement had been more of a necessity than a suggestion. Hermione wanted someone exceptional in the position more than she wanted someone she liked.
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“I… Neville, I need flowers.”
He frowned and dropped his hands. “Well, I can certainly help you with that. But your letter made it seem like you had a much more dire issue.”
There was no point in keeping anything from Neville.
“Something is wrong with me,” she whispered. “Neville. I wake up hungry and I want to eat flowers. I keep dreaming of being a tree, a flower— vines.”
“...What?”
or, Hermione's concept of love has always been twisted due to her experiences. When she confesses her love to Draco Malfoy, something inside her snaps and she develops an appetite for all the flowers.