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The war had ended. Draco and Theo were happy. The world was safe and the heros had emerged victorious. That was, until the Golden Girl began fading from view, disappearing from society, only to turn up at St. Mungos bloody, bruised and broken.
The boys decided they would never let her feel that pain again. Not if they could help it. And the only way to fix it was to change her life. They would have to start from the beginning of the end.
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Thrown back through time to when Dragon's and Knights battled, Hermione must work with Draco and Theo to find their way home back to their own place in history
But away from the confines and restrictions of their own time, they find themselves drawn together in a way they never had before.
Ps- I did not have beta for this and it was mostly self indulgent.
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn for Misdemeanor1331, GeriatricPeepshow, janblues, MykEsprit, Pir_PirOmanka, Kayrinait, Shampoo_ish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2021
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Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
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2nd Place BAMF!Hermione..............................................................
Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”
Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”
“So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”
She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”
She better be.
“One more thing.”
“What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.
He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”
She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”
He couldn’t argue with that.
She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.
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- Part 1 of From Wiltshire, With Love
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“Tell me, Granger, have you ever touched yourself?” He purred into her ear.
Hermione paused and closed her eyes as her cheeks blushed profusely.
“Don’t be shy,” he spoke softly, pressing a gentle kiss to her forehead. “Tell me, have you touched yourself when you’re all by yourself, hmm?”
“Y-yes,” she replied shakily.
“Show me.” He whispered, releasing her and guiding her to sit on the settee beside him.
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Or: Hermione escapes a halloween party only to end up in the room of requirement, with a familiar slytherin.