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Constantine's Tournament by Clouds (myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
14 Jan 2023
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John Constantine is far from the first person to try to worm his way out of consequences by selling his soul to multiple entities. Too bad he doesn't figure that out until he sells his soul to a random teenager.
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prompt: The League gets incredibly concerned that their main tech mechanic, Danny Fenton, has instances of his heart or breathing randomly stopping. His skin is cold as ice and his skin is deathly pale. Danny didn’t realize that the League doesn’t look at hiring applications. If they did they would have seen that he put being a half ghost on his resume.
fic:Dick frantically scrolled through the JL database on his wrist computer, looking for a clue, even a hint of a hope that Bruce had prepared for this.
Bruce planned for everything, so surely he had planned for this: all the Justice League, incapacitated, down for the count; and the Teen Titans, not far behind them.
There must be a plan for this, but the trick was finding it.
Subroutines, contingency plans, back-up strategies—and then he found it. Last Resort: Danny Fenton.
…that couldn’t be right.
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03 Jul 2024
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Two Nickels: Robin!Dick & Watchtower staff Danny Fenton
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The Gotham underworld finds out that deadbeat dad Batman owes poor, hapless Matches Malone decades worth of child support after having thrown him away to latch onto the city's most famous omega instead, and they sure have some opinions about that.
Bruce just has a headache.
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Five Times Jason Thought Tim Was A Ghost - And the One Time They Figured It Out by SummerKnight717
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU, DCU (Comics)
28 Apr 2024
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Wayne Manor is freaking haunted.
Jason has suspected it since the first time he came to live there, but it is now, two years later, that he gets confirmation. Via the sight of the tiny ghost kid hanging out in the library.
Tim Drake knew sneaking into Wayne Manor was asking to be caught by the Bats. But Robin thinks he's a ghost? And Robin wants to be friends?! This is the best day of his life!
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Two Nickels: Tim is (not) a ghost -
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Jason had turned up at the Tower intent on leaving his replacement beaten and bloody and defeated in his own base. Call it a gift for Bruce to find later.
Except Jason’s plans had gone to shit.
Because Bruce was already there.
Or: Jason arrives at the Tower to find Batman and Robin in the middle of a shouting match. There’s not much he can do but watch (Titans Tower AU).