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Now Kiss by Bi_Bats
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
26 Jun 2023
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Tim’s hand grips tighter on the coffee, more determined to keep his hold on that than his phone or keys, and thank god, he doesn’t drop the drink. But the rest of it slips through his fingers, and the guy he just slammed into has some seriously great reflexes, because he manages to snatch them both out of the air before they can hit the ground.
“Oh, god, sorry—” Tim starts to say as the guy straightens up, and then he stops. A set of amused green eyes look down at him over a wide grin.
You’ve got to be kidding, Tim thinks.
“Got somewhere to be, sweetheart? Oh, now that’s a pretty shade of red you’re turning—”
“I’m late,” Tim snaps, snatching his keys and phone out of Jason’s hand. “I got lost four fucking times on my way here. If this city was a person, I would throttle it.”
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Or: Gotham is alive, and it won't stop pushing Jason and Tim together.
(Jaytimweek day 2, prompt: urban fantasy)
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- Part 2 of bi_bats 2023 jaytimweek fics
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Bookmarked by Scribbled_Seconds
03 Jan 2024
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As the only members of the family who trained as Robin first and with the league second, their fighting styles compliment each other well. They know how the other thinks.
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In Which Bruce Wayne Is Not Immune To Panic by SummerKnight717
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), World's Finest (Comics)
09 Jun 2024
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Trials and tribulations of parenthood...
Or, how Bruce may need some reflexes reprogrammed, Dick is amused, Jason is very confused, and Clark begins to consider the possibility Brucie Wayne might not entirely be an act.
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"World's greatest detective, my ass" by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
27 Jan 2021
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“Lucius. I am so sorry. I have no idea how I overslept so badly. Please tell Tam I’m sorry and that I’ll buy her a new dress if she doesn’t kill me. I’ll apologize to the board members. I’ll even try to make it sound sincere. Please. I can be there in like 20 minutes”
“Tim Drake-Wayne. I can’t believe you called in so panicked because you missed a meeting and then somehow just did not notice that someone performed a surgery on you. They removed a whole organ, Tim. And you’re more worried about a whole bunch of old stuffy white men” Tam says into the phone, still laughing and having to stop intermittently because of raucous laughter that escapes her lips.
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- Part 29 of Tim Drake AU's
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Bookmarked by Scribbled_Seconds
30 Jul 2025
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Two Nickels: Tim 0, Appendix -1
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Check yes (to go on a date with a dead guy) by Redflagship (Electrasev5n)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2024
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After a cringe-fail villain successfully sacrifices Batman to another dimension that promptly throws him back with a 'no, thank you' note pinned to his clothes, the Robins past and present start up a habit of sacrificing each other to see what happens. They get an increasingly hilarious stream of rejections and one ghostly rabbit that comes home with Damian.
One day, before patrol, that changes. They may have been a little flippant about the harmless human sacrifice ritual.
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“What the hell are you doing?” Eddie asks incredulously. “Did you just trip me?”
Buck shrugs and grins at him. “Just hoping to make you fall for me.”
“Is this a game or something?” Eddie asks, crossing his arms. “Because I could have landed flat on my face.”
“Don’t be silly,” Buck responds easily, “I never would have let you actually fall.”
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(Eddie's clueless to the fact that Buck is hitting on him with pick-up lines. Until he's not.)