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Misfortune's Mistress by 3HeadedMonster
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
02 Feb 2026
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Dantsu Flame has not had a good career, all things considered. Perhaps if she'd been a year older, or a year younger, she might have gone down in history as one of the greatest umamusume of all time. Alas - fate had other plans for her.
Matikanefukukitaru has had a pretty good career, all things considered. After all, fortune has always been on her side - well, except for all the times that it hasn't. Nothing a visit to a shrine couldn't fix though, usually. Alas - fate had other plans for her.
After yet another defeat, Dantsu Flame thinks she might just be the unluckiest umamusume of all. But when her path crosses with that of Tracen's most superstitious eccentric, she begins to wonder: how much is written in the stars, and how much can she change with her own legs?
Matikanefukukitaru might just hold the answer.
If Dantsu can make any sense of what she's saying, anyway.
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A weird fic based on my two faves, for little reason other than that they're my two faves. We out here cooking up rarepairs the likes of which have never been seen.
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Gallery Walk by slaykanon
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
28 Jan 2026
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This was her birthright. This was her punishment.
That’s what Tachyon reminded herself, the words churning over in the thick sludge of her brain, as she slipped on her heels.
The fundraiser was set to begin in an hour, and here she was, still in her bedroom, bare feet swinging off her bed and grazing the wooden floor. Tachyon hated her mother's fundraisers. They were always for a good cause, sure, but it was all performative in the end– a way to uphold the Agnes name, to demonstrate their wealth and power even as Tachyon destroyed what remained of their legacy with her feeble attempt at a racing career. She was never too concerned with the family name, anyway.
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In which the Agnes Family hosts their annual fundraiser gala for the racing world's elite.
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Love and its Psychosomatic Effects or: Agnes Tachyon Ruins Me by The Weakest TM Opera O Fan (CielThree)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
02 Feb 2026
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"Trainer, you are the one constant in my love life. I need to dissect this."
Agnes Tachyon has suppressed her love for long enough. Having won the URA Finals, she makes her move on her trainer and expresses her long hidden affection.
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A Theory of Return Under External Influence by KingZ06
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
25 Jan 2026
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Jungle Pocket had won the Japan Cup, an incredible achievement no matter how you cut it. But her mind was wandering elsewhere. Agnes Tachyon. She wanted to make their rivalry bloom into something else. A friendship, maybe something more.
On the other hand, Agnes Tachyon wanted Jungle Pocket--her most prized guinea pig to succeed in her place, but now that she has, it just feels too bittersweet. Her plan B had gone according to plan perfectly, and yet, it feels...incomplete.
When she saw her guinea pig on that track, all her efforts for the past seven months culminating into a beautiful victory, it felt like something was wrong. Deep down, something had shifted inside of her.
Nothing had ever stumped her like this before. She had an answer for everything in her realm of expertise. And yet, this question, this predicament--this problem. It was challenging, and she wants to grasp it.
And thus, a chemical reaction is bound to occur, sooner or later.
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"Didn't I already tell you this? We have already settled that matter at the Satsuki Sho."
"No, Tachyon. This isn't about who's stronger. Right now, I just want to know how you are."
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The old-fashioned art of muses and misunderstandings by Mickokicko
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
24 Jan 2026
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Five times Digidober commit to the bit for art references, and one time (and many more times thereafter) the bit got a little too real.