Wicked Thing
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Wicked Games by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Nov 2019
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This is their game, a wicked game they’ve been playing for centuries. Clandestine meetings in dark places under the guise of their Arrangement, all of which culminate in wet mouths coming together, and clothes torn off under reckless hands...
Crowley wants more than they have, but he knows better than to ask.
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- Part 1 of Wicked Thing
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Hopes Realised by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2019
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On the steps of the Ritz, under bright sunshine, Aziraphale draws Crowley close and kisses him.
Crowley has been waiting for this day for many, many centuries, but when it comes, the transition takes a little getting used to. (Oh, but it's worth it.)
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- Part 2 of Wicked Thing
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When in Rome by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Feb 2020
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Crowley is a cowardly thing and it is the most human he has ever felt, watching helplessly as Aziraphale, who just five minutes ago had been wailing his name, leaves the nondescript room.
This is how it begins, the wicked game they play during clandestine meetings in dark places.
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- Part 3 of Wicked Thing
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Stars, bear witness by Phoenix_Soar for raiining
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Feb 2020
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Crowley heaves for breath his body doesn’t need, trembling as he struggles to wrap his mind around the fact that yes, he is the luckiest bastard in the world and this is happening.
Years down the road, Crowley still occasionally forgets that he gets to have this now, his happy end with Aziraphale. Luckily, his Angel is all too happy to remind him of what they have together.
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- Part 4 of Wicked Thing
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Sweet Offerings (have your wicked way with me) by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Feb 2020
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Crowley is a fanciful thing and he forgets, sometimes, that this is nothing but a wicked game, played between an Angel and a Demon on opposite sides.
It's not his fault that he forgets, really; not when Aziraphale smiles at him like Crowley had hung the very stars.
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- Part 5 of Wicked Thing
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Just, let me (show you how I feel) by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2020
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It’s not just him, alone in this feeling after all these thousands of years. It’s not just Crowley, a hopeless Demon clutching a mess of hopeless feelings to his wretched heart.
The night they meet again for the first time in a century, the night Crowley drops a bomb and saves a bag of books, Aziraphale decides to risk just one night to show Crowley how he truly feels.
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- Part 6 of Wicked Thing
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Love Handles by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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Crowley is a sweet thing and now that he is allowed, he wants to show Aziraphale just how lovely he finds his Angel.
As they try to adjust to the new turn their relationship takes after Armageddon, Crowley discovers that Aziraphale harbours certain self-conscious thoughts about his body. Well now, that just won’t do…
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- Part 7 of Wicked Thing
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Broken Brakes by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Mar 2020
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That’s all he’s asking for, really. Just … an hour or two without the ache of missing Aziraphale all the bloody time. That’s all.
The night Aziraphale brings Crowley a flask of holy water, it's hard to keep away the memories of another charged night from over twenty years ago. Crowley knows what he can and can't ask for, but that doesn't stop his heart from wanting, desperately.
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- Part 8 of Wicked Thing
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For the last time (but not really) by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2020
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‘I want that again,' Aziraphale says in a rush. ‘I want to, oh, Crowley, I want you to make love to me like it’s our one and only chance again.’
For nearly 80 years, Aziraphale has been thinking about that one, endless night of love they'd spent in his bookshop. Now that Armageddon is behind them and their futures in front, he finally lets Crowley know.
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- Part 9 of Wicked Thing
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A Question of Fidelity by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Apr 2020
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‘Even when her schemes win you attentions from such respectable gentlemen as Lord Henry?’ says Crowley, lips curling back in a sneer.
‘It certainly won me your attentions, didn’t it?’ Aziraphale snaps, eyes flashing up at him.The last person Crowley expects to see when he saunters into a royal ball is a certain Angel - and the evolving circumstances leave him perhaps a tad more jealous than he wants to admit.
Update: Now featuring art by the wonderful peardrop!
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- Part 10 of Wicked Thing
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A long damp (k)night by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 May 2020
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It’s not that Crowley begrudges Aziraphale his mortal acquaintances, Heavenly duties* or endearing hobbies. But on occasion, he can’t help but wish that he can have a fraction of the time Aziraphale spends on all that instead.
After Aziraphale's emphatic refusal to strike an Arrangement with Crowley, the Demon seeks out the Angel later that night, with another offer.
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- Part 11 of Wicked Thing
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Infinite Variety by Phoenix_Soar for animeangelriku
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jun 2020
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He can just stay here, he thinks. He can stay and simply refuse to entertain Aziraphale’s implication that Crowley had made Hamlet a success - that he’d gone several hundred fucking miles out of his way to make real something that would make Aziraphale happy - just so that the Angel would spread his legs for him.
Upon returning from Edinburgh to find Hamlet a raging success just as Crowley had promised, Aziraphale is eager to thank his friend. Crowley is perturbed.
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- Part 12 of Wicked Thing
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Come, kneel (at my altar) by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jul 2020
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‘What do you want, angel?’ Pocketing the glasses, Crowley steps closer. ‘A memory for you to revisit, until my return?’
Ahead of a long assignment, Crowley seeks out Aziraphale to see if the Angel needed her to cover a miracle under their Arrangement. She ends up leaving Aziraphale with a special memory to endure their separation.
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- Part 13 of Wicked Thing
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Things we lost to the fire (not yet) by Phoenix_Soar for iomurphy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2020
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Crowley is a desperate thing, and he can feel cracks forming in his confident mask as he expounds on exactly why Armageddon is less than optimal.
After delivering the Antichrist, Crowley is faced with the fear of losing the one thing he cares about. He tries to show Aziraphale all that they stand to lose if the world were to end.
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- Part 14 of Wicked Thing
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Pillow Talk by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Aug 2020
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For the first time in Crowley’s existence, he is not alone in bed when he wakes up.
The morning after they make their relationship official, Crowley takes a moment to wrap his mind around how his millennia-long, once-impossible dream has finally come true. Aziraphale joins him for the journey.
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- Part 15 of Wicked Thing
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Heavens Blessed by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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Angel, d’you realise it was on this day we shagged for the first time in Rome?
Crowley doesn't intend to tell Aziraphale that he's been mentally ticking the calendar for the last two thousand years. But it should come as no surprise that Aziraphale, of course, surprises him.
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- Part 16 of Wicked Thing