Fluff Month Fuckery
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The One Where Soap Locks Them On The Roof by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
01 Mar 2023
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“Are there any others you want to know?” asked Horangi, and König didn’t know how to tell him that he just wanted to listen to him talk about stars and constellations for as long as he’d let him.
So instead he asked “Which one is the North Star?”
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König and Horangi take a breather from the party to go stargaze on the roof. Things don’t go as smoothly as they’d like.
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- Part 1 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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We Are Not Getting A Turtle by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
02 Mar 2023
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“We should get a turtle,” said Alejandro.
“What?”
“A turtle. We should get one. As a pet.”
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Things in Los Almas are hard, and busy, and Rudy and Alejandro are overworked. It’s only fair they take one night off.
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- Part 2 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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The Body Swap Shuffle by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
04 Mar 2023
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Lying on the ground in front of him, looking not at all like himself, was Ghost.
Which didn’t make any sense, of course, because he was Ghost.
He felt a little woozy, and wondered just how hard he had hit his head for this to happen.
Horangi let out a distressed noise, and Ghost turned towards him.
“You- You’re…” he began, his voice sounding just slightly off, “you’re me.”
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Ghost, Alejandro, and Horangi go on a mission. Horangi, Ghost, and Alejandro come back. But surely there’s a way to get back to being themselves?
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- Part 3 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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Your One And Only by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
08 Mar 2023
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My Dearest Johnny,
You shine so brightly in my life and my heart. Our time apart is painful and I miss you desperately. Soon we will be together again and we won't ever have to be apart again.
Light of my life I love you desperately.
With Love
Your One And OnlyOr
Soap has a secret admirer. He just might need Ghost's help when it comes to working out exactly who it is.
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- Part 4 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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Out of the Cold by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
10 Mar 2023
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"So," asked Soap, "are we lucky enough to get beds tonight?"
"You are," said Ghost, "there's just the one."
“And?” said Soap, “Does it have some kind of horrible trap in it that you’re sacrificing me to?”
“No?” asked Ghost, clearly confused, “It’s just a regular bed, Johnny.”
“Then why am I the one getting it? You clearly need it more than me.”
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Soap and Ghost have to hole up in a safehouse overnight. As is often the case with these things, there’s only one bed.
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- Part 5 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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My Blemishes, Your Skin by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
14 Mar 2023
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If you shot an enemy five times in the stomach would you consider it a victory if he survived that?
“No…”
And if you shot one right through a vital organ and they didn’t even flinch?
“That would be a failure…”
And if you shot someone point blank in the chest and set them alight and they just walked it off?
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Soulmates share injuries. Ghost feels a little guilty about that.
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- Part 6 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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Can't Take My Eyes off You by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
16 Mar 2023
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Price seemed to be enjoying himself, especially this song, mouthing along to the lyrics as he led Gaz through the steps.
"Can't take my eyes off of you," he sang aloud, a touch off key and entirely untalented. It should have been embarrassing, cringe worthy even, but Gaz was too far gone on the man to care.
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Price and Gaz’s first date. First “I Love You”. First home.
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- Part 7 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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“Can’t believe we got here because Valeria thought we were a couple,” hummed Alejandro, “maybe I should go find her so she can have her suit ruined too.”
“Leave the woman alone,” said Rudy, “besides, she’s probably busy consummating the marriage, and I don’t think you want to see that.”
Alejandro shuddered a little at that. “I know we used to date, but you’re right. I don’t need to see that.”
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Alejandro has been invited to Valeria’s wedding, and of course Rudy is his plus one. It’s just that Valeria seems to think they’re dating, or really hates Alejandro, because they’ve been given what is clearly a couples room.
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- Part 8 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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(Almost Worth) A Vase to the Face by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Mar 2023
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“I’m Soap, by the way,” said the tattoo artist.
“Soap?” asked Gaz.
“Well, my folks called me Johnny, but that’s less fun, right?”
“Alright Soap,” said Gaz, “nice to meet you. I’m Gaz.”
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Gaz is used to doing weddings. He's a florist after all. He's just less used to tattoo artists being there. Or the couple being so fucking obnoxious.
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- Part 9 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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Your (Not So) Secret Admirer by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Mar 2023
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But Horangi was pretty sure that was just his own crush talking. Just because he was terribly attracted to the other man didn’t mean that the feelings were requited. Still, he held onto a little hope for it, keeping the note on him at all times after that.
It wasn’t König though, but he could live with that. He didn’t need to requite his secret admirer’s feelings, just like König was under no obligation to requite his own.
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Horangi has a secret admirer. He knows who he wants it to be, but it couldn’t possibly be him, could it?
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- Part 10 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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In Sickness (But Not Health) by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
25 Mar 2023
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Chapp only sobbed more at that. If Tazu was being this nice to him, it must mean he was really dying. Chapp was going to die here, in the kitchen, a pool of broken glass and water beneath him, and Tazu of all people the only witness to it.
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Chapp gets sick. Tazu is forced to take care of him. Neither of them are particularly pleased about this arrangement.
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- Part 11 of Fluff Month Fuckery
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And a Sprig of Lavender by bisexual_werewolf for starryathame
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
31 Mar 2023
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"Lavender is your favourite flower," it continued, "so I went out of my way to find you some. There's a bush of it out in the garden now." It was obvious nonsense. Graves had half a mind to throw it out without finishing reading.
He didn't.
"I never really had a favourite flower - always just answered poppies, boring old military man that I am - but I think lavender might be mine now too."
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Graves keeps receiving notes professing their love to him. But everyone on base hates him, after what he did. So this has to all be a sick joke, right?
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- Part 12 of Fluff Month Fuckery