4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
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How to fuck your Dragon Mate stupid, ch.1 By Stelle by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Oct 2023
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Dan Heng is a very controlled individual. In all aspects of his life, he strives to be in control, never taking a break or letting someone else take the reins.
Fortunately for him, Stelle is more than willing to poke at his buttons until she finds one that will make him relax. Included - but not not limited to - the bedroom, of course
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- Part 6 of All hail Femdom
- Part 1 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
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Is That Idrila Shining Down Upon Us, or Are You Just THAT Beautiful? by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Jun 2024
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5 times Stelle tells Dan Heng that he's beautiful, one time Dan Heng returns the favour.
Featuring: their friends having to witness their canoodling with varying degrees of fondness and exasperation, Dan Heng struggling with his past while Stelle is her usual insane self, and some bonus filth because come on, it's me.
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- Part 11 of All hail Femdom
- Part 2 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
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"I hope this doesn't give me a twin Kink" -every Star Rail guy by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Jul 2024
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Most people would feel put off upon meeting someone who looks so much like themselves.
Stelle, as established, is very far from being normal.
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Sunday's Bad, No Good, Awful Back Pain Day by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Jul 2024
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Sunday preens his wings regularly, of course. He must be sure to be presentable at all times.
His head wings, that is. When it comes to his hip wings, Sunday acts like they're not even there.
Predictably, that comes back to bite him in the ass.
Luckily, Stelle has a long list of things she's great at, among which is giving massages.
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- Part 15 of All hail Femdom
- Part 4 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
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Not What You Expected, Devout One? by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Nov 2024
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"It wasn't supposed to be like this"
Sunday takes another step forward towards healing
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- Part 12 of All hail Femdom
- Part 5 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
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How to get your self loathing fucked out of you, a quick guide by Dan Heng by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Apr 2025
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Dan Heng's horror lingers, after what is a near brush with death on Stelle's side. As the only other member of the Express on Amphoreus, as well as her partner, he feels crippling guilt at his failure to realize the truth.
However, he knows that these thoughts will only hinder him when he's most needed and cause him to fail again. Thus, he figures out a way to try and earn "redemption"...
By figuratively baring his neck, and asking Stelle to sink her teeth in it.
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- Part 14 of All hail Femdom
- Part 6 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
- Part 2 of Danstelle and Amphoreus, a thrillingly bisexual saga
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March's Guide On How To Enact Your Fanfic Irl by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2025
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Step 1: get three hot lovers.
Step 2: displace your notebook.
Step 3: ???? Profit???Or: the story of how March's fanfic got found out, and everyone got on board a little too quickly... Then again, it's the Express Crew.
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A Good Luck Kiss for the Road? by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Sep 2025
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"a kiss for good luck?" The outlander had asked innocently enough.
The Chrysos Heirs, reunited all in the same room for once and about to separate and depart to look for their objectives, foolishly agreed.
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Thy Grace I shall carry, Buried in my Deepest Sanctum by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Oct 2025
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Stelle is a firm believer in the "don't knock it till you try it" philosophy. Within reason, because as someone who's died multiple times she understands not everything should be experienced. But some religious roleplay for Sunday? Sunday, who'd asked so sweetly, red painting his cheeks like a mural? Of course she can do it!
Dan Heng is supposed to be along for the ride, Sunday is supposed to play the role of a repentant sinner, and Stelle will sit on her throne and "forgive him"... At least, that's the plan.
But things, as they tend to do with the Express crew, run out of hand when he enjoys the punishment far too much...
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Had Stelle expected to find intelligent life on Amphoreus? Well, yes. That was a foregone conclusion in her mind. Had she expected them to be civilized? Also yes, if Dr. Primitive had been here too she would have been pissed. Had she expected them to have a flourishing sex market? Absolutely, sex is the sure sign that people are enjoying themselves and inventing new things!
Had she expected to be the only person to know what pegging means? No. That was a huge surprise. But she's always eager to help others learn, and if they ask her to run some trial tests, well... No this isn't an excuse to fuck Dan Heng with multiple prototypes, why would you even think that?
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- Part 16 of All hail Femdom
- Part 10 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
- Part 6 of Danstelle and Amphoreus, a thrillingly bisexual saga
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Dan Heng's observation log on Stelle: Chronic Workaholic by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Mar 2026
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Upon his first meeting with her, Dan Heng never would have guessed what Stelle would become to him. Sure, March can tease him all she wants for his incorrect CPR technique, but he genuinely did not fall in love at first sight okay?
Or~ the evolving of a relationship, as told through the notes of The Express' Guard and Archivist
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Be Still My (freshly actualized) Heart by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Dec 2025
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Even in the new world, Anaxagoras' days are supposed to be filled with naught but thoughts on experiments and hypotheses! Not with strong arms, firm hands, calming heartbeats, warm bodies...
Oh. Oh no.
Or: Stelle and Dan Heng manhandle Anaxa. Multiple times. Anaxa likes it... A little too much. To the point he doesn't even know how to compute that information in his brain.
Anaxa is fucked. Well, not literally. Not yet, but maybe if he- no, no, absolutely not. He's not following that line of thought.
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Clearly The Fastest Way To Solve A Problem Is Sex Right? Right. by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Jan 2026
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Multiple nights of insomnia have left Stelle tired and with no energy to do anything. She wakes up at noon and spends the evening scrolling through her phone, leaving inflammatory comments and wishing she could sleep until the Heat Death of the universe.
When Dan Heng comes to check on her before lights out, neither had sex in mind. But, you know how it is, one thing leads to another... And now they're pulling each other's clothes off.
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- Part 13 of 4 and a half idiots in an open poly relationship
- Part 17 of All hail Femdom
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An Assassin, A Raccoon, A Lizard and a Snowflake enter a 1-bedroom Apartment by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Feb 2026
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Out on a "job" before the Wardance, Moze breathes in a copious amount of whatever recreational substance his targets were consuming. Jiaoqiu points him to the inn the Nameless are staying at and tells him to wait there to be picked up.
Unfortunately for Moze, the true nature of what he's hit with reveals itself in the worst possible way. Fortunately however, the Nameless don't judge. And they're very creative with his hangups.
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I saved Amphoreus and all I got was this Stupid Tail by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Feb 2026
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He could see nothing.
And eventually, when the flame went out, it became even darker.
And he could see things again.
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In which Dan Heng loses Stelle, finds Stelle again, they both lose their Greek family, then find it again, and then they remember they're incredibly horny for each other. In that order.
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