The Old Ball-and-Chain
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It’s November, and hurricane season and flu season are in full swing.
Afflicted with the commonest of colds, Wilson hasn’t been cuddling with House as much as he’d like.
To remedy this distressing issue, House resorts to a method as unorthodox and selfish as his bedside manner.
(TL;DR: House turns off the heat in their condo. Set vaguely in the middle of S6, but Wilson has slightly longer hair?)
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- Part 1 of The Old Ball-and-Chain
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House refuses to let Wilson propose to him first, because why should Wilson get to do it four times?
Except that House doesn't have the faintest idea where to start — so he pesters the two men whose marriages have crashed and burned, his psychiatrist, and a bisexual bombshell for advice, throws himself into his work, and avoids Wilson like he has the plague.
(Or, House insists on an emotional Rube Goldberg trying to propose to Wilson.)
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- Part 2 of The Old Ball-and-Chain