DER: Don't eat roe- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY ROE DEER???
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[ your favourite channel ! ] by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Jul 2025
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“How curious my good friend is.” You say, to an audience of none but yourself and those who are reading this text.
Kim Soleum’s form flickers on the screen, and you reach out your hand to gently trace his form as he rolls up his right sleeve, a kitchen knife in his hand.
Or: Braun commentates as his dear friend wanders through a mall.
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like a noose around your neck by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
19 Jul 2025
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Braun did not consider himself possessive until now.
Oh, he certainly had a normal amount of possessiveness– he was proud of his studio, for one. He had built this studio, he had nurtured it, he had made his show from the ground up, he had forged his reputation as a host– how could he not be proud? These were his achievements, his property; surely it was not strange to care for his show, his passion so much.
Tying Kim Soleum’s necktie into a bow, his fingers gentle against this fragile mortal’s neck, Braun thinks that he finally understands what ‘possessiveness’ is.
Or: Braun ties his favourite employee’s necktie into a bow. There is absolutely no reason he does this, or so he claims.
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Needle in the haystack by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
30 Jul 2025
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“Hey,” that psycho says, bursting into Baek Saheon’s room, still dripping wet from his shower, his eyes wild. Startled, Baek Saheon nearly falls out of his chair. It’s only due to the fact that he’s grown accustomed to staying silent and making sure not to make any sudden noises that he doesn’t immediately start running away from this psychopath.
“What is it,” Baek Saheon gritted out. Damnit, this was his room. Couldn’t this bastard knock first? Or even put on a shirt before entering?
“Braun,” Kim Soleum says, his eyes darting about Baek Saheon’s room. “Did you see Braun?”
Baek Saheon pauses.
“Who the hell is Braun?” slips out of his mouth before he can help it.
Or: Braun is missing, and KSE bullies BSH into helping him look for Braun. You will never guess where he is.
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yet another day that passes by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
09 Aug 2025
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You can’t remember.
You can’t remember well.
Well, that was a bit of a lie. You can remember. You can remember the exact taste of the donuts you would buy, powdered and soft in your hands, sugar drifting onto your clothes with every crunch. You can remember the hallways you reside in, the security room where you look at images on a screen; you can remember the way people laugh and their joy and their sorrow and their screams when you had abandoned them when you had taken a bite but you were so hungry, so very hungry and–
Crunch.
The donut is soft. The frozen icing cracks under the pressure of your teeth, and all you taste is sweet cloying sugar and if you don’t focus you can pretend you don’t taste any blood.
Well. You focused on that statement. So now you could feel the blood, you could feel it in your mouth, as thick as honey and the taste of iron and the way you had so desperately tried to throw it back up but you couldn’t because one of your jaws was still clamped over the neck of–
Crunch.
Mm. The donut was good.
Or: J3 contemplates his life, or his lack thereof.
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liberty for lambs is death to the wolf by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
05 Sep 2025
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This is certainly a situation, J3 thinks, reading the sign before him.
Certainly, he’d be able to survive, but the problem was whether he would be able to get out. After all, it wasn’t as though the company was going to be assigning anyone to look for him.
And, worst of all…
‘Ah… it’s him again…’
Chief Researcher Kwak Jaekang looks at him, a gleam in his eyes and a manic smile on his face.
Or: J3, and his well deserved violence against Chief Researcher Kwak Jaekang.
Aka the "KJK gets beaten up" fic because I haven't seen one yet
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You got WHAT??? by Anonymous
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
12 Sep 2025
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“It’s a wedding ring.” Kim Soleum said, happily, glad to finally be able to break this piece of news to the people he cared about most.
“What,” Park Minseong said, his face twisting into horror and confusion.
“What?” Eun Haje said, pulling out a cigarette and flicking her lighter on and off despite the no smoking sign in the studio, clear rage on her face.
“It is advised that you file for a divorce,” Lee Jaheon says, his lizard eyes staring unblinkingly at Kim Soleum. “If you require legal advice, we can help.”
Or: During the one month break, KSE gets married to a certain TV-head. His teammates are NOT happy to hear about this.
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the breath i hold to blow out the candles by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
13 Sep 2025
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Kim Soleum felt himself dozing off, which was embarrassing, because he hadn’t even opened his birthday gifts yet. Just as he thought about getting up, he felt a blanket be draped over him and a hand ruffle his hair. Kim Soleum could feel the sofa sink from the weight of another person– or multiple people– settling on the couch, but when another hand, a different one, settled on his hair and ruffled it gently, Kim Soleum closed his eyes and let his head rest on J3’s.
Someone quietly turned down the volume on the tv, and all Kim Soleum could hear was the soft chattering behind him and the soft snoring of the people next to him.
It was warm, in this living room. It was safe. All the people he cared about, in one place. All of them, turning up to celebrate his birthday.
Or: Kim Soleum's birthday party, featuring nearly everyone, for he deserves a wonderful, lovely party where everyone is happy!
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A Midnight Marriage by Anonymous for InTheDarkHood
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
20 Sep 2025
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‘What the fuck,’ Kim Soleum thinks, horror creeping through his veins.
"It’s wonderful to be here." He says, instead, a bright if shaky smile on his face.
The masked Prince of the Castle beams at him in response.
Or: A host, a lizard and an entirely normal human get put in an escape room Castle. The aforementioned human is the prize.
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you've got a call! (it's about the custody of your child) by Anonymous for Moneiful
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
22 Sep 2025
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Kidnapper
"I am not. He signed a contract."
Abusive parent.
"Do not refer to me that way."
Respect. None.
"I give you the same amount of respect that you have shown me. Do not attempt to turn this around."
The Blue Dragon Mascot lets out a rumbling that makes Lee Seonghae weak in the knees.
"Lee Seonghae," Cheong Dallae says, looking at the Blue Dragon Mascot shaped lump of water flowing out of the receiver in her hands. "Destroy the phone you are holding."
Lee Seonghae salutes her cheerfully.
"I don’t think I will!" She chirps.
Or: Blue Dragon Mascot and Director Cheong argue over custody of Kim Soleum.
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as long as blood flows through your veins by Anonymous for InTheDarkHood
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
10 Oct 2025
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Here are three facts:
One, Kim Soleum is a vampire, and therefore is not reflected in most mirrors.
Two, there are two Hunters behind him, and they carry a silver mirror.
Three, Kim Soleum has been accused of being a vampire by said Hunters, which is true, but does not mean that he appreciates it.
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Kim Soleum and Ryu Jaekwan's Cooking Date but Also Not Really by Anonymous for rinovellas
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
08 Oct 2025
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“Agent Bronze,” Kim Soleum says, his voice carrying a hint of suppressed laughter, “we’re… really bad at baking.”
“There is no need to remind me.” Ryu Jaekwan replies, stoically, but the impression is ruined with the way he’s holding a positively burnt cake in-between the mittens.
Or: Agent Grapes and Agent Bronze try to bake something for their senior, to varying degrees of success.
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Athazagoraphobia by Anonymous for InTheDarkHood
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Oct 2025
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Baek Saheon gently cradles the skull of his sister, pressing his face to her skeletal head.
“Noona, I’m sorry.” He whispers, muffled. His sister wouldn’t have liked him working at Daydream Inc, he knows, she would have been so disappointed because she wished for his safety most of all–
But sister, what safety is there in ignorance? What safety was there in leaving him naive? Baek Saheon thinks, screams, yells into a void that will not answer, curses a god in his mind that will not look down at him, would never, not for anything but sick entertainment.
Or: Baek Saheon, and the fickleness of memory.
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the virtuous need not comfort themself by Anonymous for oldtalkingbicycle
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
28 Oct 2025
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Ryu Jaekwan would like to think that he is a good man.
He would like to think so, even as the civilian before him screams and blood stains the axe within his hands as he callously pulls it out of the collapsed body that is still bleeding.
Thankfully, Ryu Jaekwan thinks, none of them were good people.
Or: a look into Ryu Jaekwan, and his role in a certain lodge.
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