Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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Chandler attempts to bake Joey a cake for his birthday. Pure, unapologetic fluff.
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- Part 1 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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Chandler likes to wear Joey's sweaters in the morning; the familiar smell of cologne and aftershave that used to fill him with longing still clings to the fabric.
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- Part 2 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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“I don’t want our friends thinking I’m just the weird guy across the hall with homosexual hair who dates his roommates! I cannot let that be my thing!”
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- Part 3 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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“So, Mon’, I was just thinkin’, maybe you ought’a take it easy on Chandler. Trust me, he gets plenty of exercise.” Joey doesn’t say the “with me” part of that sentence, but he still hears it there. (Based off of Chandler's storyline in 2x07)
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- Part 4 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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Joey doesn't even know how to handle this; is there some sort of guidebook for what to do when you've just watched a sex tape starring your boyfriend? S5 AU. Fluff with a bit of smut.
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- Part 5 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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Joey slides his legs in the sheets, exhaling in a long drag. Chandler rolls his eyes through the privacy of his closed lids. “Hey, Chan’,” Joey mumbles, “d’you think snails have feelings?”
“Oh my God, I will set you on fire.”
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- Part 6 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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“No, you are not putting beer in my ass, and, oh my God, I can’t believe I actually had to say those words to another living, breathing human being. Kill me now.” S4. Chandler and Joey fool around on the beach. Loosely based off of Chandler's proposition to Monica in TOA the Beach/TOW the Jellyfish.
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- Part 7 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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“Now can you focus on the whole sex thing we’re doing here, or did you want me to shut the blinds too? A bird might fly by and look at us.” Joey and Chandler get, uh, creative to thwart the summer heat.
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- Part 8 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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Joey grits his teeth at the sounds of Janice in the other bedroom. Chandler’s in there with her, and Joey wants to set himself on fire just so he’d have something else to think about.
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- Part 9 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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“What if I never find someone?” Chandler asks, incredulous, and it breaks Joey’s heart to hear that he honestly thinks he’ll end up alone. Joey can’t be the only one who finds Chandler ridiculously endearing; he can’t be. S2. Based off of Chandler's storyline in 2.03.
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- Part 10 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots
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“This is our first Christmas together as a couple—do you know how embarrassed I’m gonna be if Chandler gets me somethin’ real expensive and I gotta give him, like, an orange?” S2. Inexcusable fluff to the highest degree.
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- Part 11 of Chandler/Joey One-Shots