febuwhump 2026
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“Well,” Felix continues idly, “what I want to do to you. Me and Price, at least. Locus isn’t interested.” Locus’s grip tightens and Wash once again sways, his stomach twisting as bile rises in his throat. “But can I just say? I look forward to breaking you.”
Wash is captured by the Mercs, and Felix takes his time taking Wash apart.Series
- Part 1 of febuwhump 2026
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monsters in the closet and they just won’t leave by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
03 Feb 2026
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One soldier in camo armor goes down in front of Wash, quickly followed by another. Sarge is unmoving on the ground ten feet away, Freckles is in critical condition and sparking up a storm, and Tucker’s escape route is a good fifty yards away. Something heavy settles in his stomach; he can’t run that far, not with the way the world keeps spinning around him.
Sometimes, Wash hallucinates his dead teammates. And sometimes, he wakes up screaming from nightmares. Neither of those leave him particularly excited to spend quality time with Donut and Sarge while “rescued” by the Feds.Day 3: ghost
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- Part 9 of misguided ghosts
- Part 2 of febuwhump 2026
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The second David gets the order from his Staff Sergeant, he knows he’s a dead man.
Six times Wash thought he was going to die and didn’t care, and one time he didn’t want to die.Day 5: survivor
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- Part 3 of febuwhump 2026
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“What’s this?” Moreau asks when he sees them bring the items to his villa.
“Gifts from Mr. Zeller,” Chapman answers when Eliot doesn’t. Moreau makes a soft tsk noise as he looks over the items, then whips off the towel over the cage.
The story of how Eliot bonded with Spark.Day 6: soul bond
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- Part 3 of here there be dragons
- Part 4 of febuwhump 2026
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Wash doesn’t remember his childhood, and he thinks it might be his fault. That when Epsilon was in his head, Epsilon realized how few good memories there were of David as a kid, and decided to rewrite his past into something better. Decided to give him a sister, someone to share experiences with.
Wash doesn’t remember his childhood. He thinks all his memories of having a sister are something made up by Epsilon. Turns out his sister is a lot closer than he initially thought.Day 9: false memories
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- Part 5 of febuwhump 2026
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Now, Jenkins has been alive for a long time. He has seen a lot of death. He has seen a lot of people who have seen a lot of death. He knows the look that one gets when they have seen more than their fair share of people meeting grisly ends. Colonel Baird has that look—a soldier’s look. The three young Librarians do not.
Or at least, they did not used to.
After returning from the thaumatite mission at DARPA, Jones is acting differently. Jenkins is the only one who notices.Day 18: time loop
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- Part 6 of febuwhump 2026
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Wash’s head is bowed, shoulders hunched, swaying slightly in place from the frankly absurd number of drugs running through his veins—it took a lot to push Wash to this point, but now that he’s here Felix is going to enjoy every moment of it.
Felix captures Wash and tortures him until he’s broken to the point of compliance, and Felix decides to have some fun.Alt 3: alternate universe
BTHB: manhandlingSeries
- Part 7 of febuwhump 2026
- Part 23 of bad things happen bingo
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“Get down!” Wash shouted—wait, Wash? He wasn’t supposed to be on this mission.
North’s confusion cost him valuable time, and he was hit with yet another explosion that threw him back ten feet. He rolled to a stop next to a soldier in teal—aquamarine?—armor, and groaned.
“Holy shit dude, are you okay?” The soldier asked. “Where the fuck did you come from?”
York, North, and South are on a mission for Project Freelancer when they suddenly end up on a planet called Chorus. The Wash they meet there is not the one they expected.Series
- Part 8 of febuwhump 2026