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    "You want me to go make the coffee now? Or should you ask 'George' to do it?" Vox asks, making quotes in the air because he wasn't sure what to call the sentient shadow.

    “George?” Alastor asks, confused for a moment before connecting the admittedly far-apart dots.

    "I don't know what his name is, I just know that there is a personality in there," Vox says with a slight shrug. "Thought you might be tired of me getting all up in your personal space, so figured I'd offer to vacate it for a bit."

    A name..? Alastor never considered it before. It’s not like he discusses his business with others enough for it to be necessary. The master tells the shade to do something, and the shade obeys.

    Well, most of the time.

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    This the third written fic of my AU The Radio Host and His Acrobat but this story takes place before Wine, Women and Jazz.

    Once making it to Hell Alastor is plagued by the existence of all seven deadly sins that attempt to drown every sinner in Pride. Though none of them are more irritating then lust. Possibly because it is something new to him. Still grieving the loss of his girl he wakes up night after night from memories of the life they shared. Every dream is tainted with his body's new desire to have her in a way he never could. But then one particular memory turned fantasy sends him on mission to end this once and for all. Though he doesn't find what he's looking for until a mysterious woman lies to him and claims to have the perfect cure for his troubles.

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    They despise each other, though no one knows why—except for the two of them.

    Long before Alastor was cast into Hell, he and Lucifer shared a deep connection, even love. But when Heaven discovered their relationship and forbade Lucifer from seeing him, everything crumbled.

    Betrayed and heartbroken, Alastor's love turned to hatred. He swore never to love again, dedicating himself to revenge.

    Yet fate has a way of unraveling even the most steadfast vows. As circumstances bring them together once more, the feelings they buried long ago begin to resurface, threatening to reignite what was once lost.

     

    Do not fear, this isn't discontinued, just on hiatus :p

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    After the untimely deaths of Alastor's parents, the pastor of his local church decides to have a talk with him. The pastor wants to make sure Alastor is doing okay. Alastor, bored and running off a high from his latest killing, thinks it would be funny to psychologically traumatize said pastor.

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    A year after the hotel’s restoration, Charlie introduced group circles to help guests form deeper connections. Though not mandatory, most attended to avoid disappointing her.

    During today’s session, they guests talked about their deaths, some it was as easy as breathing, for some.. not so much, old wounds unexpectedly reopened for Alastor—especially with a certain maid, actor, and king pushing his buttons. When tensions rise, Lucifer is left to deal with him, leading to a conversation that leaves them both unsettled in ways they don’t quite understand.

    Some wounds begin to heal—including ones between our king and his daughter.

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    Rosie may seem like a gentle and merciful person...but there's a whole other side to her.

    She isn't who she claims to be, the only one knowing this is Alastor.

    Rosie owns Alastor's soul.

    But they've always kept it on the down low as a small mercy.
    But that doesn't mean Rosie will always go easy on him, especially if and when he decides to be mouthy. Oh no. Rosie has her ways to punish the buck while having a little fun. ~

    She has big plans and needs to keep him in line to accomplish what she has in store.

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    Alternate ending to 'How can you redeem demons if you can't even redeem humans?' chapter 10, in which Niffty is not there to be fast, and Alastor has a bad time.

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    Long before quirk ever became a thing, a boy was born with great abilities, but people got scared and decided to kill him. Luckily that boy survived, but sadly the people in his home town did not including his folks.

    Seven hundred in the future were people have powers called quirk. Heroes now help keep the place safe from bad people using their ability for wrong AKA: Villain's. Although one particular mission cause several heroes to get severally injured and some even lost their lives.

    *Still a work in progress this description may change*

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    Zombie apocalypse au
    Idk man I suck at making summaries

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    Two years. It was two years ago I made that deal with A last or... A year and 364 days since I became a free soul. I think 'bout that day a lot, and what I had ta do. Well what I did...I didn't NEED to do it. Alstor knew I would though, he set me up. But at the end of the day he kind of did me a favor. I went from the weak helpless porn star Angel Dust to the Broadway Demon, one of the strongest Overlords. And of course I have my smaller name as the Mafia overlord, Neva got used ta that one. Alasta says he thinks it helps people respect me...knowing what I'll do ta them if they dont., don't get me wrong I Neva enjoy killin' people. Well not most people, I definitely enjoyed killin' Val. So here I am two years late, a powerful ovalord. A last or and I make a great pair, people call us tha Double A's, catchy as fuck I know. The Vee's and us have been harsh competitors 'specially since its only Vox n Velvette now. Smiles and I agreed we'll get rid a Vox soon but give Velvette the chance to join us. If not- well...ya don't wanna know. All these plans went ta shit as soon as that fucking Gambling Ovalord stepped foot inside my theator. Said he wanted ta make a deal

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    In nature, an animal's ears can convey a wide range of emotions. Alastor expresses more than just a smile.

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    Muriel is sent to Hell via a Cherubim with an obsession and Courage goes after, not thinking of the consequences until it was too late. Heaven is looking for their lost Angel holding the Holy Spirit and Courage is looking for his adoptive mother so he and Muriel can return with a little help from the Hazbin family.
    How long can Courage go with the sins and sulfur of Hell weighing down on his Angelic form?

    As truths are brought to light, Courage encounters new friends, old friends, his past and possibly being torn from his sociopathic beau again, not even death allowing them peace to finally let down their tallest walls and their thickest barriers.

     

    *****REVISION BEING DEBATED AND IN-PROGRESS THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE*****

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    When Alastor was alive, he definitely enjoyed hunting. But now that he's eternally damned, he'll make sure of eternity's worth. Now he had all the time he needed to enjoy a new hobby: hunting omegas. And one of which was Charlie Magne, the deemed Princess of Hell.

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    Wherein Alastor captures omega souls and gathers them all into one arena, where he plays predator and prey with all of them for his theatrical enjoyment and possibly, food.

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