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    Alastor is struggling with his wound that he got in his battle with Adam, and he's too stubborn to ask for help. But fortunately, our duck-obsessed king senses that something's wrong.

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    When Alastor keeps getting sticky everyday, with had oddly suggestively romantic words written on them, he concludes its probably Vox. In a confrontation with Vox, they both find out that, yes, Vox did write the notes, but a really long time ago, back when they were friends. They team up to find out who or whats going on and how to stop more from coming.

    And by trying to ease the past from coming to the present, they unknowingly start making a new future.

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    Alastor had long since accepted that if God existed (he still had doubts) then they were a being cruel and indifferent to human suffering. One which created a system vast and complex in its laws and patterns with the intention to cause pain. That they, much like himself, must enjoy watching others suffer; if God is real then surely they revel in the agony bestowed upon humans, must garner some form of gratification from it all. Perhaps the only difference it would seem, is that for Alastor, it wasn’t fun when it wasn’t warranted.

    Or: Alastor is suffering after the battle, all he wants is to make himself something sweet in the privacy of the kitchen. Too bad no one else seems to be getting the memo. Can't a demon get a moment's peace in this God forsaken hotel?

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    Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.

    (In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)

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    Place for me to post my fanart.

    Update: Hazbin Hotel related posts start at chap 35.

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    Lucifer was understandably shocked when some fallen angel, that he didn’t even know was in Hell mind you, bursted into his workshop (and the rest of his palace frankly) to yell at him for how he’s poorly been treating his daughter.

    (Lies… all lies. Why would Lilith tell their daughter such lies?)

    But! It all worked out in the end! Charlie wanted him in her and Vaggie’s lives and at their Hotel! Just… not as Lucifer. Luckily he was a shapeshifter and Imps were found all over Pride. And as Lucifer’s ‘royal secretary’ Lueur Magne was expected to check up on Hell’s Princess as much as possible!

    Now if only that stupid busboy would leave him, his girls and his duck alone!

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    Wait a while
    Till a little moonbeam comes peepin’ through
    You’ll get bold
    You can’t resist him
    And all you’ll say
    When you have kissed him is
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    What a little moonlight can do

     

    What a Little Moonlight Can Do - Billie Holliday

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    When the infamous Radio Demon, Alastor, seeks relief from the torment of his relentless heats, he turns to Hell’s rulers, Queen Lilith and King Lucifer, hoping for a cure. Instead, he finds himself the target of a decades-old scheme. The royal couple reveal they have orchestrated his biological torment, and now intend to claim him as their consort, binding him to their throne and erasing any hope of independence. Trapped between predators who see him as both prize and anomaly, Alastor must fight to maintain his autonomy and sense of self as he’s drawn into a world of power games, forced intimacy, and inescapable bonds. In a palace where affection is as dangerous as ambition, the Radio Demon must decide what he’s willing to surrender and what he’ll destroy to remain free.

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    Different stories of Alastor virginity being revealed

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    Sir Pentious has been suffering from his abusive husband for about 24 years and he had never once known real love until he had his sons, he showers them with his love while keeping them away from their abusive fathers wrath, but when the home they were in became no longer safe for his sons, he sent them to the hotel where they'll be safe promising them that he'll join them son, but how long can the snake demon last under the abuse of his husband

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    After giving up on trying to bed Alastor, Angel attempts to introduce the Radio Demon to BDSM. It goes...about as well as you'd imagine.

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    Lucifer has been isolated for so long that he's developed a few quirks. He's not crazy! You're crazy! YA! No, wait, maybe he needs a little help keeping his shit together. But he's living with his daughter now so YAY! He just needs a good reason to smite the stupid asshole daughter stealing deer. He's going to keep both his eyeballs on the tricky bastard and that means dragging him down to Wrath to crash Satan's hunting party. What do you mean sinners can't travel the rings? All you need is a passport, duh? It's not his fault that no one has petitioned for a passport since Papyrus. If...just IF... he tosses a sneaky clause into the application... well... Char will be happy! Right? RIGHT! Let's do this!?
    Be prepared for SO MUCH FLUFF! AS FLUFFY AS ALASTOR'S EARS! SO! MUCH! FLUFF! All the sugar-sweet tooth-rotting fluff you heathens can stand. There will be cuddles, snuggles, and because it's Alastor, nibbles. Lucifer is going to punish the heckin' heck out of our favorite deer, by making him a cuddle buddy! There will be semi-sentient rubber ducks and they're BFFS with Alastor's Shadow. Chaos!!! Because what is deerducky without some chaos and a warm bubble bath?

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    RadioStatic; StaticRadio; StaticMoth; RadioMoth. Modern / Fantasy AU. Human Vox; Human Valentino; Demon Alastor..

     

    E se Alastor, sabotato dall’esercito Esorcista, si trovasse sulla Terra impossibilitato a tornare?
    E se Vox fosse ancora in vita?

     

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    È lui, Alastor, e adesso lo ha in pugno. E Alastor è lo stesso Wendigo millantato da Valentino, combacia anche la nomea di cannibali che vanta la suddetta specie. Alastor è il bambino incompreso che, in un tempo indefinito, vergava la poesia su Marconi ringraziandolo per avergli involontariamente concesso un selettivo filtro per le emozioni.
    […]
    “Sera mi ha privato dell’arma e reso di nuovo mortale affinché io sia costretto qui, incatenato alla vita che avevo da umano. Una volta recuperata la mia arma e tornato in salute, dovrò morire di nuovo per tornare là a combatterli. Ho una promessa da mantenere, ecco cosa rappresentano le catene che hai visto.”
    “Il condottiero degli angeli…”, morire di nuovo. Chi dovrà togliergli la vita? Come accettare di separarsi da Alastor? Gli sta chiedendo l’impossibile, ossia non intervenire quando si ammazzerà, “e tu sei l’unico in grado di contrastarlo.”

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    It's a strange thing, waking up the way he did. Why was he here? And why did he feel the pull of a deal in the back of his mind?
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    A drunken deal leads to a rather complicated situation.

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    He's back.

    Day 7: Black tie

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    When a surprise attack leaves Alastor dying and only Lucifer around for immediate intervention, it’s all on Lucifer to save his (stupid complicated sexy) rival. In the aftermath of the attack, they’ll need to find the unknown assailant before the next strike – while also saving Alastor before he succumbs to what he’s been hiding.

    All these unexpected new pieces spell out more troubles and questions than answers for Lucifer, and there’s little he loathes more than complications. If he needs to force Alastor or the assassin into revealing the truth, he’ll do it through whatever means necessary. At least, those are his intentions, and nothing can unravel them, right?

    (no spoilers involved)

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    “I believe we once made a bargain, sire. Do you recall it?”

    When Lucifer only blinked up at him, dark brows pinching in a tiny furrow of confusion, Alastor's smile twitched. He dipped into his power and let his eyes close, calling up a faint trickle of his strength – just enough to set the scar on his forehead glowing.

    When he opened his eyes, Lucifer's expression had softened. One of his hands left Alastor's hip, reaching up to sweep his bangs aside.

    “I remember these. Your death marks,” Lucifer murmured, tilting his head and squinting one eye, clearly still struggling to recollect the rest of that particular situation. “Remind me what you asked for, in exchange for showing them to me?”

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    It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.

    YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;

    FUCK

    OR

    DIE

    * * * * * *

    Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.

    Right?

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    "He laughs. He laughs and laughs and laughs but it sounds more like he's crying.

    'No. No, no, no. I…I own you, just like I own everything else in this shithole city. Your soul is mine, Alastor, it was fucking made for me, you just haven't realized it.'

    The energy spewing from Vox's eye increases, and Alastor begins to feel dizzy.

    'But don't worry, I'd be happy to show you.'"

     

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    After years of waiting in the dark, Vox has his shot. Alastor, weakened from the holy battle, left susceptible to his hypnosis and free for the taking. But the stag won't go down without a fight, and he's prepared to give Vox Hell in return...if only he could slip these pesky restraints.

     

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    This is the NEW version of How Deep is Your Love, which WILL receive updates. For the old version, please see part two of the series containing this work.

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    8/?
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