7 Works in Awkward Dirk Strider
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"Don't talk to strangers or you might fall in love / With my memory restricted to a polaroid in evidence"
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Dirk keeps avoiding Dave like touching him might break something, and Dave’s tired of pretending that doesn’t matter. -
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What Happens when Dirk motherfucking Strider gets stood up
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Теперь вы бойфренды. Круто! Потрясающе! Ты мечтал об этом годами. Но быть в отношениях означает человеческие прикосновения. Ты не уверен, что справишься.
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 944
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 22
- Hits:
- 228
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In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.
Also there's animes.
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Some people have a hard time when loved ones go off to war.
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“This is stupid,” you say.
“Quite right,” Jake pants agreeably. “Let's just go to bed.”
Prompt: "Remember the time when Dirk convinced Jake to go camping with him, but they 'forgot' to bring two sleeping bags?"
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- Part 5 of HSWC 2014
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Wherein Dave realizes his brother has no life and tries to fix it because Dirk has been taking care of him his whole life.. Meanwhile, Dirk has already found his target and his brother is acting like a little shit and girls keep ogling his junk.
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"So I think we should totally check out some fine, attractive, age-appropriate and not currently crushing on a fella already, lass for your brother." John nods. Apparently this is his conclusion.
"No."
"Yes, Dave. So much yes. We're adorable and we can go around saying stuff like, date my brother please, and the ladies will totes dig it."
"Until they meet him and find out just how much of a huge nerdy asshole he is. And how socially inept he is and how he can ramble for days about public tent pitching," you say. You shut your computer because obviously John is not going to listen to reason.
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- Part 1 of Brothers In Arms