12 Works in Caretaker Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

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    Alastor rose to his feet where he’d been sitting by the bayous dock, smoothing down his waistcoat. His smile didn’t falter, it never did. But something softer, quieter, slipped into his posture. “Ahh,” he drawled. “So the loud-mouthed Angel Dust has finally been reduced to silence. What a tragedy…” He snickered. “... And what a mercy.”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    7. “There’s a frog in my throat”

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    Everyone wanted more of pregnant Vox, so here we are. Vox’s experience carrying Calloway. All while dealing with some vengeful Angels.

    Context is non-existent.

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    Alastor: How are you feeling, my dear?
    Angel: all good bb, wuu2?
    Alastor: Just waiting until you’re home again, do you have any idea how long you’ll be?
    Angel: nahh valz pretty pissed so dunno if im getting back later 2night or what but im fineee
    Alastor: I can guarantee you probably aren’t, but I’ll be waiting for you, do stay safe.
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    SICKTEMBER:
    2. “Forced to go to work while sick”

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    When the small fit finally subsided, Angel let out a shaky laugh that wasn’t really a laugh at all, ironic if anything. “Hah… Couldn’t sleep,” He rasped, he sounded wrecked. “Feel like my lungs are tryna’ fuckin’ drown me.” He muttered.

    That was enough for him, moving forward Alastor gently brushed his hand against Angel’s back, rubbing it in circles. “You sound dreadful, Dear. Why didn’t you think to wake me?”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    1. “It’s the middle of the night, why are you up?”

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    Angel hiccuped. "But- It was so stupid, who does that? I don't even like how they taste- I shoulda remembered. Who even fucks up somethin' that simple? You're just gonna- You're gonna think I'm a fuckin'-"

    "Stop." He interrupted. Sitting up firmer as he actually climbed onto the bed, sitting besides his love. "I do not think you're stupid. I think you're frightened. And I think you need care. That's all."
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    Or: Angel accidentally fucks up when taking his meds, Alastor is damage control.

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    Day 5: Tired Husk/Caring Alastor

    * He coughed lightly into his fist, groaning. His head felt like it was stuffed with cotton, nose stuffed up and throat slightly scratchy. Husk felt warm and had opted to dress a bit more casually today. Instead of his usual suits, he just had on a thin dress shirt, suspenders, and his more casual and comfortable dress pants. His wings ached faintly, feeling heavy and making Husk grow even more tired than he already was. *

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    When the others go out for a night on the town, Alastor is (reluctantly) left to take care of an unwell Charlie.

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    There was nothing wrong with some downtime after a *month* of festivities. Maybe a bottle of hard cider. And why does this jerk have to show up now?

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    "Thanks babe, it looks great but maybe I'll have it in a bit? I'm not the hungriest right n-Mghphh!" Alastor forcibly cutting Angel's refusal short as he swiftly stuffed the metal spoon in Angel's mouth, unpleasantly scraping against Angel's teeth.

    "Sorry Darling, but I know you can't even taste it right now. It'll make you feel a little better, won't it?" Grinning with that stupid mischievous look.
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    Or: After Angel storms past Alastor without even a glance in his direction, Alastor knows something's up.
    [It's been exactly five years since my first RadioDust fic! So I decided to rewrite it again!]

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    “Give me the flu, more like. How long have you been feeling under the weather?”
    Alastor uses a delicate claw to poke against Vox’s brightly-lit screen.
    “I’m not feeling under the weather, I’m fine. If you drop the trousers I’ll show you just how well I’m feeling.”
    That causes Alastor to roll his eyes so hard his whole body follows.
    “Nothing but problems. My, my, if you won’t cooperate, I can just hound Husker for the week. I’m sure he’s missing me so terribly. His fur is so warm and soft at night, you know? A true delight to wake up buried face-down inside it –“
    “Okay I’m feeling the worst! I’m dying!”
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    Vox is sick. No, he's not, he's a big strong man. Still, having Alastor take care of him is kind of nice, so maybe Vox is sick after all.

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    Lucifer is on the verge of falling apart. Who knew Alastor could ground him?

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    You were a beloved archangel with a wonderful job of settling new souls into Heaven. Despite your happiness, you couldn't help the strange feelings that would creep into your chest when you were alone. In the midst of one of these episodes, your whole life and everything you thought you knew get turned around after the redemption of a sinner. You might have no choice but to question authority and face the consequences, or maybe even make the jump yourself. But still, who will be there when you fall?

     

    This is Reader/ Alastor with respect to the aro/ace Alastor vibe <3. It will be mostly platonic with the cutesy sprinkle here and then.

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