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    Angels and demons walk among us each day, though they mainly choose to remain unseen. Relations with humans have caused some issues in the past, resulting in the fairly well documented half-angel-half-human species known as the Nephilim, of whom Phil Lester currently rules over. Once thought to have been wiped out, the Nephilim were merely hidden in a realm of their own, where they now thrive and live happily.

    On the boarders of the Nephilim Kingdom though runs a large wall, and on the other side, a city of slums where the other half-breeds reside: the Cambions, half-human, half-demon. Dan Howell is their ruler, desperately wanting to liberate his people. So desperate, in fact, after making a terrifying discovery, that he finds himself with no choice but to ask for help from someone he can't stand: the Nephilim King, Phil Lester.

    Yet Dan's idea is genius, and Phil can't deny that. What begins as a political alliance though, slowly builds into something much more heated...and much more terrifying.

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    Dan is a lawyer specialising in providing legal advice for internet stars. Phil is a skilled bartender at a quirky bar attended mostly by obnoxious millennials. They're both jaded and far beyond the point of believing in true love. They both once dreamed of internet fame, and as both their dreams fizzled out they ended up in dead-end jobs.
    They meet for the first time on a night out, a night Dan can't remember and Phil would rather forget. One question doesn't let them rest: do I remember you?

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    Dan ghosted Phil after their brief rise to fame
    Disappearing without explanation.
    15 years later, Dan reaches out to Phil to work together
    Can their broken friendship be repaired, or is the damage irreversible?

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    ‘My plug in baby, crucifies my enemies when I'm tired of giving' - Muse

    Daniel Howell becomes the CEO of the billion dollar fashion company, Prada, when his father finally lets Dan into the spotlight. Dan feels like he lives in a dream in his brand new penthouse apartment, every Prada store being his personal closet, and his bank account constantly overflowing with money as he becomes the newest and youngest billionaire in New York City. Until his carelessness for business comes back to bite him as his father makes the decision to temporarily sell the company to Gucci, their rivals, to fix the damage Dan created.

    Insert Phil Lester, current CEO of Gucci who does not care about Dan Howell’s perfect penthouse apartment or his feelings at all for that matter. Dan doesn't know how he’s going to survive under the new management and his father has his back against a wall leaving him almost helpless. Dan thinks he’ll just have to find a way to get under Phil’s skin and get his company back once and for all.

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    Ongoing Fashion AU / Enemies to Lovers

    content warning : sex, drug/alcohol abuse, vulgar language, manipulation/verbal abuse, depression, anxiety, slight age gap.

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    For a mildly flirtatious nerd, Daniel Howell had earned a reputation as a heartbreaker. Not that he minds, "heartbreaker" at least implies he has the capacity to charm people, which he'd gladly take as opposed to loser or hermit, which may be more accurate. Outside of theatre, that is. When Daniel enters the auditorium he feels like someone else...someone bigger than himself. Maybe it's just because he's a moderately talented conventionally attractive tenor, but he always gets leads. And he always gets whatever he wants. So when a boy with a bad bleach job and the most egregious plant themed graphic tee, Dan takes offense to the fact that he's the one chasing someone. Even if it's just because said someone is a clueless dork

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    "You know, when I told you that I fancied men, I was sort of hoping that arranged marriage would become out of the question," Dan states, flatly.

    "As it happens, the Duke of the Northern Kingdom fancies men as well. Lucky us," His mother states in the same tone.

    Daniel Howell is next in line to become King of the Southern Kingdom...and literally could not care less. In a perfect world, he wouldn't have to be a royal or worry about running a Kingdom, and could just be...free. So when he learns he is to be wed off to the Duke of the Northern Kingdom, he decides to take matters into his own hands to pursue his freedom. Little does he know...the Duke is thinking the same thing.

    Philip Lester, Duke of the North, develops a plan to escape this marriage, starting by disguising himself, then darting into the wilderness.

    So, when Dan bumps into a handsome blond stranger in the middle of the woods, he and said stranger soon realize that nothing will be the same again. In a world of gods, superstition, and vengeance, things are about to get pretty medieval. Is the pursuit of freedom even worth it? Will they make it out alive?

    And can their true identities remain a secret forever...even from each other?

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    After a long time searching for the right creative outlet, Phil is a jewelry specialist at Mikey’s Mods Piercing and Tattoo Studio in York, curating designs for clients in the small piercing studio. Unexpectedly, he gets invited to the international piercing conference in Las Vegas, where he not only gets to explore a new city but learn more about the job and how things operate in other places. He also gets to meet new people in the industry, like Dan, a piercer at one of Mikey’s other locations who’s more than happy to show him around his first conference. It’s a whirlwind week in America, and a long flight back home to his quiet apartment.

    (Piercer x Jewelry specialist AU)

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    We're bringing back Punk AU's, folks, in which Phil Lester is lead guitar player in the popular British pop-punk band, Runaway Exorcist. The band continues to gain more fame day by day, and Phil couldn't be happier with his position in life, after recovering from an unimaginable tragedy and fighting many demons along the way. But even now, there are many gaps that Phil finds missing in his life, and his yearning to fill that gap only grows with each passing day that it remains empty...

    Dan Howell is a tattoo artist and body piercer at Zombified Tattoos and Piercings, a popular shop in London. New to the tattoo scene, Dan proves himself to be extremely talented and quickly gains popularity. However, Dan has a bit of a secret. Well, it's not really a "secret" per-se, but it isn't something he tells just anyone either. When a post-tour Phil Lester walks into Zombified looking for some new ink, he and Dan...don't have the best first encounter.

    When Dan discovers he and Phil can relate to each other on a more deeper and personal level though, and that Phil has many "secrets" too, they find both their gaps fading, realizing that letting someone in might not be so scary after all.

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    when new opportunities arise, you take them. no matter the cost, no matter the "what ifs". but when met with an attractive and obnoxious asshole, are you supposed to say no?

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    dan howell is a photographer for a luxury fashion brand + magazine, phil lester is their star and most prized model. however, he's sassy and not at all compatible to work with. when they start working together, what will come of it?

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    After recovering from tragedy, Phil does his best to get back on his feet. He still had his mom, his brother, his friends, and a good future to look forward to. So, continuing to put one foot in front of the other, he pushes on.

    Things turn upside down though when a new student arrives at school one day; tall, mysterious, and wearing all black.

    "Dan Howell," or Agent Ten, as he's known, is a master assassin and secret agent. His mission? Go undercover to befriend, study, and ultimately - kill Phil Lester.

    Yet despite his best efforts, this mission ends up being much more challenging than Dan would have previously expected, especially when he begins to fall hopelessly in love with his target.

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    Dan, the lonely bastard who’s bored of being cubicle trapped, meets Phil, the new editor at Dan’s law firm. Boy meets Boy, Boy steals Yoda cup. Cup is returned, feelings are exchanged as well.

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    Sister Daniel and Father Philip sloppy sex in a confessional. That's it, that's the plot.

    Highly self-indulgent

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    Dan is in his first year of studying to become a lawyer (or something like that). One night, as he tries to have somewhat of a regular university life, he goes out with his new flatmates to a pub. There, he sees a Bowie-obsessed musician, who he immediately becomes obsessed with; Phil Lester.
    Do you see where this is going? He was a boy, he was also a boy, this is an AU, could I make it any more obvious?

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    In a world where Dan Howell is a pianist who is best inspired by beautiful young boys and girls. Unfortunately someone else really can't stand it.

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    Set in the late 1800s, Philip of Prince Edward Island follows the story of Philip Striker, a thirteen-year-old orphan living in the cold and neglected halls of Saint Albans Orphanage. Bullied by the other boys for his striking crimson hair and vivid imagination, Philip escapes the harshness of his world by creating stories and dreaming of a different life. One day, his life changes when he is informed by the orphanage’s patron that he is to be adopted by an unmarried pair of siblings living on Prince Edward Island. As Philip prepares to leave the only home he has ever known, he dares to hope for a new life filled with warmth, love, and the possibility of finding a true family.

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    "Do you wanna be my boyfriend?"
    A tale as old as time… It's 2009 and Dan and Phil meet online.

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    To say Dan needed a part time job would be the understatement of the year.
    The desperation for financial freedom led him to his current situation, his first day at his brand new job: The night time guard for a corny themed restaurant that just opened up a few streets from his house, with the massive added bonus of a cute coworker.

    [ PHNAF lmao ]

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    Dan and Phil are sent to assassinate the former president of the United States.

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    The latest in the collection of numbers he adds to his phone is Phil Lester, forensic linguist. Dan got his number through Chief Clarke. He’s scheduled to come into his office this afternoon.

    (or, Dan is a lawyer, Phil is a forensic linguist, and they meet when both are tasked to work on a high-profile case.)

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    In which Dan is a single-dad lawyer and Phil is his barber.

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