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Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart. -
Phoenix or Icarus by Meh_Tired
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
06 Sep 2025
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It was no secret that Logstedshire was the worse area to live in the entire esmpee. The crime rates were high constantly and heroes rarely patrolled there. It was also no secret that it would be ten times worse if not for the vigilantes that patrolled.
Of course said vigilantes had normal lives to lead which is why Tommy was currently standing at the counter of the Sunshine Cafe.Series
- Part 1 of Vigilante Tommyinnit and Friends
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a gift for the king(a sword for the war) by Gemstones (Tia_Gem), Tia_Gem
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Aug 2025
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To His Majesty King Philza Craft of the Kingdom of H'Ardcorre
We humbly present you with our best and most promising weapon, the Blade. Please accept it as our tithe towards the war effort. Put it to whatever use you see fit.
Blood for the Blood God.
Or: a boy shows up at King Philza's door one night with only a letter and a mission; to serve in battle.
Or or: Techno is fifteen and has been trained his whole life to be a weapon. Phil has no intention of sending a child to war and instead decides this strange boy is his new son.
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I Will Give You Blood, It Flows to You in Endless Rivers by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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Technoblade is a fighter. Surviving in this world only by cutting down those around him with little regard for who they are.
It is what makes him useful. And he’s only survived this long by being useful.
His handlers tell him that it is almost as if he was born to fight. The voices tell him that he was.
They tell him a lot of things, but that’s the one that has always made the most sense to him. Fighting has been a constant in his life, ever since he entered this world. It’s only natural that it’s his entire purpose. Techno thinks that makes sense.
Techno doesn’t remember much of before.
Now, he fights. That’s all he’s good for. If he’s not winning, he’s not useful. If he’s not useful, he’s not alive. It’s not the best, but it’s what he’s used to. It’s the mindset that’s allowed him to get this far, after all.
And then the Angel of Death shows up in the stands and ruins everything by caring.
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Master was always right, master's orders should be listened upon. Techno was always told that, and Techno agreed with that statement, because, why shouldn't you listen to your higher ups?
And that's why Techno answered truthfully when the stranger asked for his name- his real name.
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Or, a Techno elf AU where he finds out that not every order is one that needs to be listened to.
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- Part 5 of Whumpay 2025
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- English
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Phil only hoped his shopping trip wouldn't be so hectic. Like he knows, the universe hates him. Apparently he won't just come home with the groceries and a bullet wound in his leg.
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Or, a Philza AU, where Phil goes shopping. He adopts two children on the way.
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- Part 3 of Febuwhumps 2025
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Avians hybrids were a rare breed, even before the trials. Only two hundred were recorded the year it all started. When the kings of the four nations called for the war, the heavens wept in pain. The fifth- and smallest- kingdom allowed them a safe haven inside. A few years after the decree, the fifth kingdom was forced to forfeit its power. The Avians were devastated. They weren’t safe anywhere. By the end of the trials, Avians were thought to be extinct. Many centuries after the extinction, they were forgotten and disregarded as fairy tales. There was no trace of the beautiful winged creatures that could live for millions of years.
Roughly 2,100 words per chapter, I am proud to say that this story is complete.
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the snow falls quiet, the young live on by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for StormiiSkii
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Dec 2024
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“Who are you?” Tommy growls, literally growls.
“Uh, Santa Claus?” the man’s eyes dart frantically, bouncing off the walls.
“Your nametag, letter for letter, says ‘Technoblade, Robber Number Seventeen’. I'm having a hard time believing you right now, Santa Claus.”
Tommy raises his eyebrows. ‘Santa Claus’ raises his higher. And they have a staring contest for god knows how long, his eyeballs might as well turn into floor soup, whatever that is.
or, Tommy's parents tend to forget to celebrate Christmas. But then, on a certain Christmas Eve, Santa Claus who is definitely not just some random robber arrives through his chimney a couple hours early.
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Techno just wanted to rob someone's house. He didn't think he'd be coming home with a child deprived of parental affection.
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- Part 4 of Clem's Festive Frenzy + Secret Santa 2024!
- Part 81 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 166 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 55 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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"His hands found their way to what must be its forehead and let his powers spread out. The warmth spread in his hands and through the divine, and it almost hurt the mortal.
Almost."Or: Tommy is a normal boy just trying to get by, get out of the foster system, and hide his healing powers. Maybe healing a young god isn’t the best idea if you want tk be left in peace-
Or or: God SBI (+Tubbo) adopt Tommy
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This mangled animal, so brutally mauled by his own two hands and so horribly distorted by his blurry vision that he couldn’t even tell what it was, was still crying in pain. It was still breathing - well, no, wheezing, as it’s body couldn’t manage anything more than that. It was still alive, and that made Techno’s harsh, heavy breathing halt entirely for a moment that lasted long enough to make him feel like he was suffocating. Gods, he couldn’t even be bothered to put the damn thing out of it’s misery? He really was a monster.
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-Techno's voices demand blood, and usually, he can't help but give in. But this time, is it really worth the risk?
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Wishing on a Dying Star (old version) by Moo_with_Hair, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction
20 Nov 2024
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As a villain, Techno accepted the cold fact that he could only trust and love his twin brother and their father. It's all he needed in life and it was simple.
But when Make-A-Wish called, he was forced to visit his apparent number one fan, a sick child named Tommy.
Was Tommy going to destroy the tall castle walls of Techno's heart? Could Techno accept that just maybe somebody else loved him despite his bloody hands and cold throne."But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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- Part 1 of My Starlight
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you'll be safe here by clementine_emeralds for West_Writes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Sep 2024
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Phil crouches beside him, rubbing circles on his back. “It's okay. We all make mistakes. It's totally fine, mate. It's just a plate, we can always buy a new one. You're alright, Techno, you're alright.”
“They were too loud. They're so loud. They made me drop it,” Techno whispers. No longer are his eyes dull, they are foggy, a befuddled duvet blanketing his irises.
“Who's ‘they’?” Phil peers at his face, only to find tears streaming down his cheek. He wipes them away, but more drops cascade like the descent of a waterfall. “Techno, who's ‘they’?”
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Phil learns new things about his foster son. Techno is just not having a great time whatsoever.
Prompt: Adoption/foster au
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- Part 122 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 78 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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His legs gave out from under him and he collapsed to the ground, he grabbed his throat in panic and tried to breathe but could not.
His mind was in a panic and he couldn't do anything but wait for it all to be over, he heard Tommy's voice screaming his name, someone lifted his head and put it on someone's lap... his hands were cold against Techno's skin.
His eyes managed to focus enough to know that it was Tommy who was there with him, he looked worried and scared.
He said something but Techno couldn't understand him, his mind was blurred and his vision slowly filled with black dots.The last thing he saw before succumbing to the darkness were his older brother's tearful eyes.
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Day 6 and 16 of Sicktember!
With the Prompts: Dizziness/Vertigo ; Toxin/Poison.Series
- Part 1 of How to Break a Blade (Instructions Included)
- Part 1 of Castle Chronicles: Technoblade Edition
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and i try to listen to me too by clementine_emeralds for ThyQueenofAngst
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Aug 2024
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The pinkette retreats, avoiding eye contact. “Go away,” he says with a shaky voice. “I might hurt you.”
Phil makes a confused noise. “What do you mean?”
“The voices,” the kid breathes out. “They're yelling at me. They're thirsty for blood.”
“Do your parents know what's happening to you? Where even are they?”
“I killed them.”
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Phil finds a kid who hears voices that scream bloody murder. And..he hears them too..?
Prompt: Surprise adoption
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- Part 90 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 46 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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flow·er; verb (of a plant) produce flowers; bloom. by Keys_chaos, Psyphros for Leaflex
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
24 Aug 2024
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Techno looked over to his brother and smiled, as much as he hated this process of finding a new foster home he knew Tommy needed it. The kid was too young, far too young to have to worry about any of this.
It was Techno’s burden and he would die before the kid had to worry about him or their safety.
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Techno and Tommy get adopted by an incredible family. They treat him and Tommy well until Tommy has something major happen and Techno takes self-isolation a little too far. Ending in him becoming very sick.
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aww, it's a cute bunny— nevermind, it's a HUMAN CHILD THAT NEEDS A HOME!? by clementine_emeralds for LyraLikesToDraw
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Aug 2024
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“You like carrots?” Phil asks the bunny as if it could answer. “I've got a ton at home.”
The bunny hops comically high, ecstatic at the mere mention of carrots. And when it lands, it has turned into a…fucking..child.
“What the fuck,” Phil swears underneath his breath.
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Phil acquires a child, Techno acquires a home. That's it, that's the fic.
Prompt: Medieval/fantasy
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- Part 66 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 21 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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no, love will get you slaughtered by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Jul 2024
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That seemed to piss the man off more than it should've, because he starts lunging at him on full speed with a knife held above his head. "Die!"
"Uno reverse," Tommy mutters with a smug face.
The man gets sent flying into the brick wall mid-run, groaning in pain, searching for the culprit.
"Took you long enough," Tommy looks at the pink-haired man who just previously kicked a guy whilst wearing house slippers. "Why the hell are you in your pajamas?"
"Was I supposed to wear a suit and tie?" Techno asks in disbelief. "Now come on, let's finish him."
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Or, Tommy messed with a guy who had a knife so Techno had to help him kill said guy before the kid fucked shit up even more.
Or or, Bedrockbros bond over torturing man who threatened to stab Tommy
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I'm Fine (Please, I swear) by LuckyAngevil
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Jun 2024
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"So what made you take it up?"
After a moment of awkward silence, Tommy shrugged "I'm allowed to change my mind, aren't I?"
"...Sure," He turned his gaze back to the book and after a quick browse, nudged at Tommy's side.
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Tommy wants to make his brother proud of him. That leads to some (unfortunate) choices on his part. Meanwhile, Techno just wants to know what going on with his brother.
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if he said "help me kill the president"
id say he needs medicine
sick of screaming "let us in"
the wires got the best of him
all that he invested in goes
straight to hell, straight to hell//* sequel to strings.
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- Part 2 of c'est la vie