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Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart. -
see no evil, hear no evil by clementine_emeralds for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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“At least scream,” somebody– something– someone groaned behind him. "Come on, you can't be this boring."
Techno turned slowly. If the universe is somehow listening, can he just keep turning forever and never have to face whoever just said that?
“No offense but I think you have a loose screw,” that voice said impatiently. “I haven't got all day.”
Nothing bad was happening right now.
Not at all.
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Techno just wants to take a break. A restful one wherein only good things happen to him. The ghost in his apartment may disagree.
Prompt: “Nothing bad could happen today“
Series
- Part 2 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 87 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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rest..rest is for the weak! *promptly passes out* by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Feb 2025
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“You look awful,” a shrill voice says like a mosquito buzzing in his ear.
“Thanks,” Techno deadpans, glaring at the blonde teen from his peripheral vision.
He doesn't even have to look to know that Tommy is here, the child who somehow finds it the most entertaining thing to enter this coffee shop and bother him over absolutely anything. It was like he has nothing better to do, which probably is true.
“I think,” Tommy puts his hands on his hips. “You should take a break.”
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Tommy notices that Techno may need a break from work. This may or may not have ended in the fire department getting called.
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it's tough ruling the world by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth
01 Nov 2024
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“You should've called me then,” Phil grimaces. “I get that it's you and me against the world, but, it's also you and me against paperwork.”
That gets a weak laugh out of Techno. That's not enough for Phil, however. He'd ban his friend from the office for a month if he could, and he would, if only Techno wouldn't think of it as an utterly dumb idea, and sneak letters of conscriptions onto his bedside table anyways.
In all honesty, Phil sometimes desires to just burn all those godsdamned envelopes and flee with his best friend to- to anywhere, anywhere but here.
Except, both their throats will be wanted anywhere they go. It's tough ruling the world. What can he do?
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wherein Techno is drowning in paperwork and Phil tries to get him to sleep
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #21: 'SMPEarth Setting'
Angstober prompt #3: 'Self-Destruction'
with emduo/AEduo!Series
- Part 28 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 159 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 9 of wipe away my invisible tears (angstober 2024!!)
- Part 52 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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what a lovely d- WHY DOES THIS 'CHILD' HAVE NO EYES!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2024
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Techno would say his city is perfectly free of sinkholes, not that he'd really figure whether or not this is part of the government's solution to overpopulation. He doesn't know why he's falling, he doesn't know where he's falling into.
Techno plummets deeper into the rabbit hole (or sinkhole, who cares). He shuts his eyes, hoping he'll be back home when he opens them. He jolts as soon as he hits the ground, head pulsating in both pain and confusion. His breath wavers, and his mind's refusal to register where he is makes his throat start to unwillingly close from anxiety.
Yellow walls take shape through his spotted vision, and maybe it's because everything is spinning relentlessly, but it seems that the walls go on forever, endless.
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Techno falls into the backrooms and makes friends with a kid entity.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #3: 'Mythical Creatures'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 16 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 147 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 70 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 48 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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not my cup o' tea by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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“Hello? Hellooo?” Tommy drawls, snapping his fingers in front of Techno who doesn’t even blink or flinch at the sudden motion. “Is anyone home in there?”
“What the fuck..” Tommy mumbles to himself. “Um, hello?” he shakes the older by the shoulder lightly so as to not startle him. He gets startled anyways, floundering away from Tommy while he blinks furiously, pupils finally regaining soul—yet, they are frantic, as if he is searching for something that was never in the room to begin with.
Techno looks at his younger brother indecisively and clears his throat. “Hi, Tommy.”
Tommy crosses his arms as he sits beside him, an inspecting expression on his face. “What time did you go to bed last night?”
“Uhh, I did not go to bed last night.”
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Techno being an idiot who denies his lack of taking breaks and Tommy being the responsible (and stressed) one for once.
Sicktember prompt #17: 'Brain Fog/Spaced Out' with bedrockbros
Series
- Part 2 of writhing away from aching bones (clem's sicktember 2024!)
- Part 127 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 64 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 11 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 41 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Fiends, Fools, and Fuckass Fights by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for TripleAKay
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Aug 2024
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The funny part is that he absolutely knows Protesilaus’ identity. Literally nobody in this side of town has pink hair. Is it natural? He doesn’t know. Is it a wig? He doesn’t know either. All he knows is that a senior of his, that one guy Technoblade who always falls asleep in class has the same pink hair as that of Protesilaus’. In conclusion? Yep. Same person. He hopes he’s not wrong or this will be awkward.
“Hi, Techno,” Tommy greets, waving at Protesilaus who seemed utterly confused.
“Uhhh,” the hero drawls. “Who? Who’s that? Heh? Definitely not me. Nope,” he rushes to Tommy’s side as Cyberknife glares impatiently. “Kid, you need to get outta here.”
“If I leave, you are going to die a terrible death,” Tommy deadpans.
“What? No I’m not? I’m literally winning,” Techno says underneath his breath. “But don’t tell him that.”
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Superhero AU except Tommy is a civilian who knows exactly what to do, and Techno is the hero who needs to go to bed.
Prompt: BAMF!character, bonus points for superhero AU
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- Part 91 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 44 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 47 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 6 of of heroes, vigilantes, and villains
- Part 27 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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it's a long road walking into the sun by clementine_emeralds for Whispering_rose
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Aug 2024
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Techno sighs as if the world is against all the decisions he makes. “What do you want, Theseus?”
“I just wanna hang out! Come on,” Tommy groans. “Ever since you became old enough to do your shitty duties as the crown prince, we've literally never hung out. I think that's stupid and dumb and that we should run away to become commoners. Maybe own a farm elsewhere,” Tommy suggests.
“Seriously?” Techno exhales fondly. “Come here, Tommy,” the younger bounces towards him excitedly. “Let me teach you about taxes,” his brother quickly retreats.
“No, not that! Anything but that!” Tommy complains. “I want you to catch me. I'll run and hide while you try to catch me.”
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Three times Tommy tried to secretly get Techno to take a break, and one time there was no need for that.
Prompt: royalty AU
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- Part 80 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 36 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 35 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Lights Out by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Mind_Boi
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2024
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“What are you doing up there?” Oh. It's a real person. There's an actual human being here who’s staring right up at him with curious, blue eyes. It was a blond boy, or a teenager, he really can't tell—he was wearing the uniform of the school.
“Doing my job, obviously,” Techno responds.
“You look half asleep,” the maybe-boy maybe-teen states.
“I am,” Techno yawns.
“That's dangerous as fuck,” the blond figure crosses his arms.
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Sleepy Techno who just wants his shift to be over instead meets a theatre student with a terrible singing voice, and his father who just so happens to be the musical's director.
Prompt: College Theatre au (technician edition)
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- Part 70 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 26 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 21 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Techno moves into a haunted house because rent is so cheap he can afford it with his spotty minimum wage jobs and medical expenses. He's extremely determined to stay in this house.
This tenant might be worse than the last one, Dream thinks. Dream ends up being more correct than he likes.
[Discontinued because I feel weird about the subject/premise/execution of this concept]Series
- Part 2 of ghost dream au
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Not the hero you wanted, but the hero you need..? by StarlaStar64
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2024
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It pulls with alarming strength now, knocking Techno off balance. His feet have left the ground before he even has a chance to process, and he tumbles in a nauseating somersault through what he can only describe as a glimpse of the universe.
Darkness of the void, light of the stars, colours beyond his eyes, sounds of past, present and future, warmth of life and smell of death, everything at once and nothing at all.
And then he throws up.
It’s not much, just a nasty feeling and a reminder that he’s consumed nothing but cheerios. There are voices - bodies around him. Techno looks up as they approach, too dazed to do anything more than stare.
One man stepping up closest to Techno is dressed in white and gold robes and looks around his age. His eyes are a pure, glossy blue, and he has a head of brown curls and a bright smile. Also a pair of brown wings at his back.
“Welcome to the Antarctic Empire, vagrant soul! Breathe deeply, you’ve come a long way,” he greets like a Skyrim NPC - with a British accent.
Or: Techno was just trying to survive college when he suddenly gets isekai'd - because Wilbur was not prepared for responsibility.
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Shoot Me Once I'll Stab You Twice by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Addams Family - All Media Types
21 Feb 2024
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"I think I'll come to like it here"
"I do not see a problem, Thing is a living being like the rest of us"
- - -Theseus 'Tommy' Addams , knew the world was a dreadful place. The small town he had moved to was no exception, so he showed them the darkness in the form of his small gothic style café known as Nightshade.
Purpled no known last name was homeless, jobless and in need of a new start. He get's more then he hoped for when applying to the new café that had just opened. A place to sleep, a gothic café and a disembodied hand what more could he have asked for then this? it was perfect.
But perfection doesn't last forever. For a threat is on the horizon, and Purpled hopes his boss/roommate/platonic husband doesn't get them both murdered with his interest in the multiple unsolved murder cases popping up around their town.
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- Part 1 of A Cup of Addams MCYT Au's
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"Techno paused, almost convinced he'd imagined the sound. The store was pretty quiet, sure, but he'd been humming, so it kinda evened out, right?
He was about to ignore it entirely when there was the distinct sound of pages turning.
Shoot, had he missed a customer coming in? They must've been really quiet. He rounded the corner (it wasn't a dead end, luckily) to see-
A book. Sitting on the floor. The pages were ruffling, but fell silent after a few moments."
Or: Techno's working at a haunted bookstore, except he's oblivious and slightly sleep-deprived. And Ranboo's a cryptid. Peerpressure Duo pog :D
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Perhaps Techno shouldn’t have folded so easily. If he hadn’t he wouldn’t have ended up where he was now.
At some point in getting semi-settled in the Watson house the feelings of anxiety had switched from the unknown to a need for approval. The feeling after Phil would compliment him or give him a proud smile was euphoric and addictive.
Techno could admit he didn’t have many redeeming qualities or skills. While most teens were working on hobbies and solidifying their personalities, Techno was dodging fists from foster parents. Hiding in the guest room they had gifted him and constantly changing his personality to fit what they expected from him.
or; Techno fights with his need for approval and validation from Phil. Foster parent Phil tries his best to help his poor boy.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2023
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"Techno stared at the blinking cursor, willing it to magically write something on its own. It wasn’t too much to ask. He’d already done all the research and everything for this stupid essay. Really, the pixels on the screen were the ones not trying hard enough.
… maybe he needed a break."
Or: Techno's overworking himself writing an essay, so Wilbur tricks him into a movie night
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"Techno! You didn’t have to move all of those by yourself!” Dream spoke in his usual animated way, with his smiley mask hiding the majority of his face, it made sense. But it made Techno uncomfortable.
“Fucking hell man, we were coming down to help but you finished it. How strong are you?” Sapnap always had a way with words, so to speak. His bandana sitting where it always did on the top of his head.
“I don’t think we would be much help, to be honest. Given he’s the strength of this place.” George spoke, almost like he was bored, he always managed to sound bored. His sunglasses sitting low on his nose as he looked at Techno.
“Well, it had to be done, and no one else was here.” Techno shrugged, turning to the crates, “This delivery is smaller than the others have been. Which means that the source is most likely running low, or they’re pocketing some.” He looks at the trio, his red eyes piercing into each of them. He always hated how he looked, his larger-than-average build made him intimidating, his red eyes even more so. So, Techno, from a young age, grew out his hair and dyed it pink. He took care of it too, so it was always braided and soft to the touch. Not that he let anyone touch it.
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Tommy made a mistake.
Techno made a mistake.
They both made a mistake.
But one was intentional while the other was accidental.
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nosy night by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Oct 2022
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Techno tossed and turned in his bed. He had been all night, unable to sleep.
Whumptober Day 9: The Very Noisy Night
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Forced PreyDuo bonding time?!?!? Whaaat? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2022
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I'm sorry I'm bad at titles
Uh oh, phil and Purpled shoved Techno and Quackity in a room, what will happen????
This is before Purpled killed slime
This will 100% not be canon
I'm bad at writing anyone but techno and phil, prepare yourself
Enjoy! <3
I was told that the quackity/techno duo was named preyduo so
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Techno becomes child and angst ensues