16 Works in Selectively Mute Perry The Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

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    War, like life, could change at the drop of a hat. Perry had been waiting for the tides to change for over a year, tucking himself wherever he could to gain information. His personal life was nothing compared to the cause. That was, until Captain Lawrence Fletcher fell into his care. And just like that, everything changed, suddenly there was more to look forward to than only the fighting coming to an end.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    27
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    7
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    2
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    Various instances that Vanessa acknowledged the agent that was sent to stop her dad as her stepfather.

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    12/?
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    35
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    640
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    doof makes a mistake and hits himself with an inator! who would have guessed? anyway, he’s reverted to his 10 year old self, and perry just has to help him.

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    6
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    El telón ha caído. Pasaron toda la tarde en el desierto. Están cansados, y las emociones están al límite cuando Perry piensa que quiere besarlo. Es un pensamiento fugaz, pero pasa casi inmediatamente a la acción, sin pensarlo demasiado.

    Y no, no habrá arrepentimientos.

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    Español
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    1/1
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    4
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    13
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    1
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    119
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    On an undercover mission, Perry and Heinz try to lose their pursuers by squeezing into a nook in the wall. Heinz comes to an epiphany.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    658
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    「Don’t.」Perry’s chest is heaving with the effort it takes to stand; the sweat under his collar is becoming unbearable and, after a moment’s hesitation, he loosens the knot of his tie.

    “I am trying to help you,” Doofenshmirtz says unsteadily, “let me-?”

    「Don’t trust myself,」Perry signs one-handed, the other tugging and tugging on his tie until the knot isn’t just loose, it’s entirely undone. He yanks it off with a growl and lets it fall to the floor. 「Might do something I can’t take back.」

    After being dosed with an unknown drug on a mission, Perry goes to DEI to ride out the effects in safety. He should've known Doofenshmirtz would have questions.

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    1/1
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    21
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    303
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    33
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    2,523
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    Lawrence has known Perry almost his whole life, he saw him and comforted him when his parents had died and he'd had to move all the way to England and live with his aunt and uncle, been by the younger's side through thick and thin. Known oh so many of his secrets. Perry didn't let him struggle through raising Ferb alone before he moved and met Linda, had even had the kindness to move with him. Even now, when he's certain his cousin is hiding more than ever, he won't let him go through it alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    424
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    Oh, my little love. It was just yesterday you were a bud. Now you're a young sunflower, so please don't stop growing and don't leave so soon.

    I'm not sure if I could make it this time again.

    ---
    I couldn't rhyme lmao poetry has always been my enemy since high school.

    Basically another human Perry fic, but with a twist! There should be family fluff and possibly little romance. We'll find out together :)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    148
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    “Don’t look at me like that, Perry the Platypus, it’s awful! I’m tired of hurting partners, not to mention it makes finding pants that fit comfortably almost impossible.”

    Like his eyes, Perry’s hands move without his permission. 「How big?」

    Heinz chokes on his next breath. “What?”

    Perry doesn’t repeat his question, instead curling his hands into fists and pressing them against his thighs. He shakes his head as Doof continues to peer at him curiously. It doesn’t matter, Perry thinks—and really, the doctor is right. This scheme is hardly evil. Absurd, yes. Wildly inappropriate, certainly. But evil? Not exactly.

    Perry foils Doofenshmirtz's latest scheme.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    302
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    35
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    2,384
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    Perry no es la clase de persona que comparta mucho lo que siente, generalmente lidia con eso en solitario, pero a veces sólo una pequeña conversación de corazón a corazón con la persona menos esperada es todo lo que necesita para abrirse de manera apropiada.

    Definitivamente, es un hombre afortunado.

    Language:
    Español
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    4,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
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    1
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    336
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    Perceval Platypus, owner of the largest casino in Danville, also controls the largest drug operation in the continental United States.

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has yet to discover this.

    Heinz hasn't been assigned to the case, of course—DMPD fired him the second he mentioned it to the head of police. Two weeks after losing his job, Heinz finally begins his mission to uncover the secrets of the Flynn-Fletcher Smuggling Operation—the illegal manufacturers that killed his father.

    After all, they deserve his thanks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    147
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    Looking at their doppelgangers from another universe is like looking in a funhouse mirror that shows worst fears you didn't even know you had. At least for Perry.

    Before today, he would've proudly proclaimed there is absolutely no version of him that would fall into a love so blind, he'd burn entire dimensions down. Before today, he would have insisted he isn't in love at all, period. But it turns out he's a fucking idiot when it comes to owning up to himself.

    Objective number one, then, is "survive this goddamn hellride and save one dimension (maybe two)." Objective number two is "live long enough to tell that goofy, brilliant bastard you want to suck his dick (maybe kiss him a little (or even fall in love a little bit))." Luckily, aside from himself, very few things in this world--or any other--can get in Perry's way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,750
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,542
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    Heinz and Perry have been married for a while now, but can they stay together? Or is every relationship Heinz ever had, destined to fail?

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    English
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    4,736
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,732
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    Perry can't sleep, so he tries to deal with his anxious mind alone in the late hours of the night. An unexpected, but welcomed, friend appears to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,031
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    “I finally hear you speak and that’s the first thing you say? Seriously?”

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    541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    614
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    4,454
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    After an accidental mishap with a new Inator, Perry is left stranded in a human body. Where will he go? Why is a human body so difficult to navigate? And most importantly, how long will it take Heinz to build a reverse-inator to put Perry back in his Platypus body?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,601
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3,572

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