13 Works in Stede Bonnet Has a Mustache

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    1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,220
    Chapters:
    5/20
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,258
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    Русский
    Words:
    26
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    55
    Hits:
    684
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    “What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.

    “Nothin’ and no.”

    “Want to come over?”

    Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”

    -

    That’s it. That’s the plot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    543
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    When Ed misses cardio at the gym one day, Stede offers to help him finish up his workout.

    Or, Ed rides Stede and ignores him about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,258
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    Ed and Stede have a shower together… well, Stede has two.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,977
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    718
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    Summary

    Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.

    A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    284
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    On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Stede suggests some good old fashioned cock warming to help Ed get through his boring tasks. They get slightly more than they bargained for and have some kink exploration as a treat.

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    To be clear, Ed pisses on Stede and they’re both extremely into it

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,593
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,255
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    Ed and Stede take their first couples trip together and have a truly impressive amount of sex about it.

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    Just some porn and feelings and these boyfriends being generally super down bad for each other (but in the desert)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,594
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,618
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    Summary

    “What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.

    “Nothin’ and no.”

    “Want to come over?”

    Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”

    -

    That’s it. That’s the plot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,108
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    Summary

    Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.

    A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2,151
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    Months after Stede and Ed reunite, they think that things will finally go back to normal, maybe even better than normal. But there’s something in the way.

    They feel as though there’s some unresolved tension between them and some crew members, specifically with Ed. They want to make it up to them, so how do they do it? Take the couples out on a “hey sorry for getting you involved in our breakup drama and separating you guys, causing you to constantly worry about your partner’s well being” date!

    …It goes about as well as you’d expect it to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,497
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    692
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    Summary

    Author Summary: Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

    Podficcer Summary: This fic is two parts crew shenanigans and third part resolving sexual tension. I hope you enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    443
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

    AKA my “Stede is going to go off like a horny volcano when he finally gets laid” fic.

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    Featuring Stede’s cursed yet sexy moustache, Swede lore and Lucius being altogether too good at his job(s). Unbetaed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    1,150
    Bookmarks:
    202
    Hits:
    7,068

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