19 Works in The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
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It's Good to Be Alive by beeeinyourbonnet
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), ScreenPlay (TV 1986), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
03 Sep 2025
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You can't judge a person until you truly know them. Unfortunately, when her missing fiance turns up murdered, likely by the Body Parts Killer, Belle starts to discover that it's harder to know a person than she ever expected.
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Four Ways Gaston Could Have Died (and the One Way He Actually Did) by xiolaperry
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), Ravenous (1999), The Piano (1993)
10 Dec 2020
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We all agreed at the end of 'The Piano' that Gaston deserved to die. But how? I opened it up to prompts, and here they are...
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- Part 2 of The Piano Series
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Old Habits Die Hard by orphan_account
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), Trainspotting (Movies)
06 Sep 2019
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Barney felt like he was about to throw up. Although everything had gone according to plan this time, he still felt like the police would be breaking through his door at any moment. They’d wrestle him to the floor, read him his Miranda rights (that is assuming they didn’t shoot him on sight) and on he’d go to prison. And wasn’t that ironic. Barney Thomson, the awkward barber who had escaped a livelong sentence for multiple cases of murder in Scotland to then successfully emigrate to the US, would get raped in prison and end up on the electric chair.
Or: The one were Barney, Begbie and Rumple are three brothers with wildly different but generally fucked up personalities who have to compete for the affection of two women because Belle and Lacey happen to only be twins, dammit.
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The Oldest Profession by orphan_account
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
30 Jan 2019
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Belle is a prostitute in desperate need of a barber. Barney is a barber in desperate need.
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Common Appetities by BarPurple
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Ravenous (1999), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
15 Oct 2018
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Barney moved to America to start a new life away from the shadow of his mother. Typical that his bad luck followed him.
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- Part 8 of Halloween House of Horror 2018
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Anyelle & Anyem Drabbles & Ficlets by MintIceTea
Fandoms: Dead Fish (2005), Once Upon a Time (TV), Operation: Endgame (2010), Ravenous (1999), The Full Monty (1997), Formula 51 | The 51st State (2001), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), The Long Midnight of Barney Thomson - Douglas Lindsay, The World Is Not Enough (1999), Stargate Universe, Hamish MacBeth (TV), The Tournament (2009), ScreenPlay (TV 1986)
07 Oct 2018
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When in doubt - write anyelle! Collection of drabbles and ficlets for various parings.
Also! Most, if not all, are up for adoption! If you feel inspired by any of these please feel free to try your hand at expanding them! Just give me a link back because I want to read them. ;)
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Being a Not-So-Boring Kind of Guy by Aliada
Fandoms: The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
13 Jun 2018
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He didn’t need to be some boring, nice guy. He could be his own guy who chose boredom one moment and something else entirely the next. It was just the way life worked. And what was even more wonderful, now it worked for him as well.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,065
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 41
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Roni's Bar by GoldenQueenx
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), Dead Fish (2005), The Tournament (2009), Stargate Universe, Ravenous (1999), Trainspotting (Movies), The Full Monty (1997), Hamish MacBeth (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), ScreenPlay (TV 1986), The Bill (TV), Riff-Raff, Looking After JoJo, Human Trafficking (TV)
12 Feb 2018
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Bad at summaries. / A slew of various characters (from robert carlyle's films tv) find themselves talking to a bartender while drinking away their problems. M for curse words. Roni + Weaver, Danny Devine, Nicholas Rush, Father MacAvoy, etc.
NO LONGER ONE SHOTS. Has worked it's way into a full fledged story of sorts!
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- Part 2 of Long Pork and Cigars
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Of Barbers and Books by BarPurple
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
29 Jan 2017
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After finding out his mother was the infamous Body Parts Killer, and all of those wee accidents you might have thought Fate was finished with Barney Thomson. You'd be very wrong.
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Gently Fall by atlasofirongall for MintIceTea
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015)
21 Dec 2016
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"Out the frosted windows, grey sleepy Glasgow was laid with quilted silver. The moonlight that managed to seep through the hanging clouds gave the snow a heavenly glow. As Belle turned back to her plate for a bite, Barney was tucked into his own, and from the looks of it he liked the penne and prosciutto, tradition or no.
She was glad that she’d come to Glasgow, and that the awkward, cynical but still tender-hearted barber had stumbled – and quite literally - upon her path."
A nice little nugget of fluffy goodness for my friend minticetea, for Rumbelle Secret Santa 2016.
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Waste Not. by BarPurple for beastlycheese
Fandoms: The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), Ravenous (1999)
12 Sep 2016
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A very old cannibal meets a rather old serial killer, some might say it's a match made in hell.
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- Part 1 of Long Pork and Cigars
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One Thing Leads to Another... by MintIceTea for Lady_Therion
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), The Long Midnight of Barney Thomson - Douglas Lindsay
23 Jul 2016
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First there was the train, (or maybe there was a break up then a train?), then a murder (but it was only a little thing, you know), then there was a rather humorous misunderstanding, and well… [RCIJ 2016]
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- Part 7 of Rumbelle Tumblr Events
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Beauty and the Barber by ChloeWinchester
Fandoms: The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), Once Upon a Time (TV)
30 Apr 2016
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Barney Thomson's life had just gotten back to normal when he meets a girl that has absolutely no business being interested in a boring barber like him, and that's after he's broken her nose.
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From Zero to Hiero by snafumoofins
Fandoms: The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), The Long Midnight of Barney Thomson - Douglas Lindsay, Operation: Endgame (2010)
01 Apr 2016
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Hierophant's off on a hit in Scotland, but her hit happens to be the same man that Barney Thomson accidentally murdered. How can she not adopt this woobie, ASPCA-commercial worthy little scotsman?
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The Ill Intent by LadyBookwormWithTeeth
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), The Long Midnight of Barney Thomson - Douglas Lindsay
22 Jan 2016
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Barney comes to the library full of bad intentions. Belle has some bad intentions of her own.
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- Part 13 of NSFW Drabble Meme Challenge
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The Barber and the Librarian by TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), The Long Midnight of Barney Thomson (Book)
05 Oct 2015
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Tumblr prompt: Belle is the new librarian across the street from where Barney works. Every day he sees her pass by and makes up scenarios of how he could talk to her. One day, she enters the barber shop.
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- Part 1 of G-Rated Tumblr Prompt-a-thon
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A Midsummer's Night Hotel by applejackcat for ThatRavenclawBitch
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV), The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), Plunkett and Macleane (1999)
29 Jul 2015
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Due to a totally believable set of circumstances, a group of doppelgängers are brought to the Hotel Anielle and told they can not leave until they bang. A good time is had by all.
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- Part 1 of The Hotel Anielle
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Creative Writing by applejackcat
Fandoms: The Legend of Barney Thomson (2015), Once Upon a Time (TV)
22 May 2015
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Barney Thomson muddles through life and tells himself he doesn't mind the loneliness. When he meets Belle French, he knows he will do anything to spend time with her -- even if that means taking her Creative Writing course. Of course Barney cocks it up, but following the tracks that come before that smoldering train wreck is half the fun.