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Newly ten years old, Jia Baoyu already knows that there’s very little he can do to change the world around him. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t wish things were different though. So when a venture with his Grandmother takes him into the fallen La Manchaland, Jia Baoyu decides to try and help someone, one last time.
Don Quixote of La Manchaland has spent the last two hundred years dwelling on all his failures, and has come to the only logical conclusion: That his nature as a bloodfiend prevents any manner of change, and that his dream had been nothing but a fantasy. With his family dead, he has resigned himself to the same fate; only to end up living with a small human child who still has a dream of his own.
Maybe they can both learn something from each other.
(Or: Jia Baoyu dreams, Jia Mu schemes, and Don Quixote relearns what it means to try.)
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Sayori never had friends that supported her. She never had sleepovers, or long talks, or confessions, or hugs for no reason. But with the literature club, she has everything she could want and more. Turns out, it's hard to keep secrets from friends! Especially the one she totally-definitely-doesn't have a huge crush on. It's all so new that it's making her head spin.
So, she has to wonder... what now?
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11 Jul 2025
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Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
21 Jun 2025
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The world's greatest scientific genius (no matter what a certain upstart fox might try to imply) will soon be no more. The health of the Eggman Empire's central figure and most crucial genius is failing, and all attempts to forestall the inevitable have so far come to nothing. Ivo Robotnik is not long for this world, and as a growing feeling of inevitability outlines what the Doctor fears most - a disappointingly anticlimactic demise - the next steward of the Eggman Empire must be chosen. The Doctor has a clear candidate in mind, but Sage's succession is hardly a smooth road to walk; on this new and frightening path in life, she will face questions, complications, conflicts, and an unexpected - and unexpectedly literal - kindred spirit.
A story of upheaval and grief in the Eggman Empire, when the Robotnik family loses its father. Created for the Sonic The Hedgehog Big Bang 2025 collab event.
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25 Jun 2025
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The Storyteller program was only active for a year. They got rid of it when all it seemed to do was throw up security errors. They didn’t realize that it worked.
Perhaps a little too well.
The program itself may be gone, but the network behind it isn’t. There isn’t a single thing that happened in the Pizzaplex that isn’t recorded there—concerningly, there are even things that happened nowhere near it. What is it collecting this information for? Is there someone controlling it? How do we stop it?
Can it be stopped?
Maybe the answer lies within the stories themselves. There has to be a purpose to these logs…OR
Short stories/one-shots about the Mimic's influence, with a main overarching plot of Vanessa, Gregory, and Cassie learning about its past, its plan, and how to stop it.Bookmarked by Absolutely_Not_An_Alien
22 Jun 2025
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Kris, feeling particularly bored, starts flirting with Berdly on an alt account as a joke. Now their alt account 'Risk' is in an online relationship with Berdly. How did we get here, and more importantly, how will we get out of here????
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07 Jun 2025