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    The King’s servant by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    14 Apr 2025

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    “You’re the clumsiest excuse for a servant I’ve ever met!” Uther bellowed across the room, and everyone looked nervously at Merlin.

    “Yes, Arthur says I have the elegance of a newborn lamb.”

    Or…
    Merlin becomes Uther’s manservant for a week.

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    I am not your brother, I am not your lover. by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    11 Apr 2026

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    After learning about the death of his father, Harvey Dent has some affairs to sort out. Those being both the legal ones, and the many, *many* conversations he's been neglecting to have with his...best friend? Nemesis? Whatever--Bruce Wayne. With Bruce Wayne.

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    Harvey Dent learns his dad is dead. Bruce Wayne is also here. They fight. a LOT.

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    Posthumous Viaticum by

    Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020), DCU, Superman - All Media Types  

    01 Mar 2021

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    Picks up at the end of Apokolips War.

    Barry is gone. Staring down the barrel of a dawn they hoped wouldn't come, what's left of the league knows that life must go on. Everyone's running on the ghost of fumes, but John Constantine thinks they have a shot, albeit a tiny one. They might be stuck on a soon to be frozen planet with a chunk of its core missing, but Darkseid's gone, the living have rallied, and they even have the Trinity back in action. There's room for hope.

    Or at least there would be if only Superman would stop carrying his dead clone kid around with him wherever he goes. Admittedly, that one's a bit of a confidence killer, Clarkie.

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    Lugubrious Alarmism by

    Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    01 Dec 2020

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    Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?

    It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.

    Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.

    What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.

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    Affiliative Vexations by

    Fandom Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman: The Animated Series, Young Justice (Cartoon)

    07 Aug 2022

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    25 Mar 2026