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Baffle Them With Your Bullshit by Soliloquy_of_Ink
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Harry, having grown up a little more rough around the edges than Dumbledore would have hoped for, decided to embrace the part of himself that the Hat said would do well in Slytherin. But instead of letting it sort him amongst the snakes, he decided to do it his way—by using the foolhardy bravery that Gryffindor was known for to hide the cunning he kept close to his chest.
Harry begins his journey into the magical world, unknowingly following his parents footsteps far closer than anyone could have expected. Of course, to be able to notice this, people would have first had to have known the path his parents actually took. Hidden heritages and unexpected inheritances lead to chaos as two generations of marauders come together to save the world from the havoc created by prejudice and ego.
The title comes from the saying "if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit".
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After the harrowing events of the Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry Potter is struggling with going back to his abusive and neglectful family, especially when he begins to wake screaming from nightmares. After begging Dumbledore and getting nowhere he decides on the train back to London that if no-one else is going to look after him then he would just have to do it himself.
He dons his Invisibility Cloak and hides. He wouldn't tell anyone not even his friends. Not until he got away.
First Stop: Gringotts.Only he hadn't expected what that spur of the moment decision would unravel.
First Fic, Please be kind :)
This is inspired by a few different Fics but I hope its original enough, if not lmk.Series
- Part 1 of Secrets of Hogwarts
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02 Sep 2025
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Deep in the Room of Lost Things, or perhaps lost in an abandoned manor, or maybe locked away in a Gringotts Vault, there is a mirror. Mounted on a bedchamber wall, or shattered at the bottom of the Astronomy Tower, the morror reflects the countless possibilities.
One touch can send you to worlds unknown, realities eerily similar yet not quite right. Worlds of dreams, or nightmares. Worlds of immense love, or cold glares. You might find somewhere to belong, or find yourself on the run.
Beware, for if the mirror breaks, you might lose your one way home.
Death comes for everyone, no matter what reality you run to.
Harry and Draco orbit each other in every reality. In some, they are rivals in school, enemies in war, and then acquaintances in adulthood. In others, they are sworn enemies, or childhood friends, or lovers, or complete strangers.
A reflection only shows the surface. You have to dive into the mercury and silver to find the truth hidden within. But when those facets of reality cross? Reality itself can begin to unravel. And what do you do when everything comes crashing down?
Breathe. Set your intentions.
And then let reality feel your wrath.
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When a person turns eighteen a unique symbol called a soul bond appears on their skin in the form of a tattoo. The mark is supposed to lead you to your perfect mate. That one person in the world who completes every part of you. Sometimes it takes years to find them and some people never do. Others disregard the marks to fall in love the traditional way. Derek Hale never believed in them and that disbelief cost most of his family their lives. At eighteen his soul bond appears and throws everything he thinks he knows out the window.
Stiles Stilinski is not your normal teenager. He's literally magic wrapped up in flailing limbs and Adderall fueled ADHD energy, so the addition of a werewolf Pack and an evil tree doesn't really faze him. What does freak him out is when his magic goes haywire and he forms a soul connection to the grumpiest werewolf in existence. One he's sure wouldn't hesitate to rip his throat out...with his teeth! But Derek already has a soul bond and Stiles is only seventeen. There's no way the two could be related, is there?
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