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    This is what he’d been waiting for, this is why he’d suffered centuries in an odd sort of stasis. He’d seen the rise and fall of empire after empire, felt spikes in magic and heard whispers of legend that were so close to the real thing he’d nearly deluded himself into believing it time and time again, but nothing had felt quite like this. After an entire millennium of waiting, the King had returned.

    Or: Harry Potter is the fated Future King of Camelot and Merlin isn't about to let him grow up in Surrey with no knowledge of magic. What results is a Harry who's much better trained and much more well equipped to dive headfirst into chaos and a Merlin who remembers what it's like to care.

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    You can tell a bird by its flight, a liar by his eloquent tongue... Harry believed them all, but as they say: a man's enemies are those of his own household. What if your parents aren't your real ones, and you're just a changeling? And what to do when everyone has abandoned you and there's nowhere to go? Maybe to the newfound father?... But who is this Tony Stark?

    AU: Tony is Harry's father, or how will Iron Man cope with a suddenly appearing son? If he has a bunch of secrets, and dead eyes. Even the Winter Soldier next to him looks like a person happy with life.

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    After Harry is brought to the Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix following the attack by the Dementors in Surrey, he gets the shock of a lifetime when his mum shows up, ready and willing to take on everything to keep him safe. It doesn't take long before a lot of hard truths come to light, not the least of which the betrayals by Dumbledore and her friendship with Snape, who is suddenly changing his tune when it comes to the Boy-Who-Lived. Between Lily, Snape, and a cadre of new and old friends, Harry finds his confidence and self-respect growing, determined to reach the potential he never believed he had but they can all see.

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    Auror Draco Malfoy takes up an assignment to protect Hermione Granger when she meets with the Mer-Queen to discuss politics.

    ~Or~

    Draco and Hermione have a fuck off alongside the Mer Queen.

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    Conversations at the Gryffindor table can be a tad odd, a bit chaotic, and revealing. Especially for those in Harry's year.

    Short pieces of the sort of conversations the Gryffindors have around Harry, and how much they're really just a bunch of chaotic kids.

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    butterfly effect, noun.
    (in chaos theory) the phenomenon whereby a minute localized change in a complex system can have large effects elsewhere.

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    Who would have thought that helping a stranger with his car would lead to a series of very unfortunate and fortunate events that will turn Eggsy's life completely upside down.

    Hartwin (very slow) Slow Burn

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    The summer after the events of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry Potter is dealing with depression and suicidal tendencies, the Order of the Phoenix is watching him like a hawk.

    Then one day, his house blows up and the Dursleys are killed because Dudley Dursley was an Obscurial. Now Severus Snape is tasked with caring for an unstable Harry Potter.

    Harry’s fifth year is full of making unexpected friends and allies, and even more unexpected enemies. This is a story of loss, and of healing. Battles lost, but wars won. This is a story about love prevailing.

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    "Les yeux sans visage"

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    In the summer before his sixth year, Harry Potter is mistakenly delivered a strange missive from Draco Malfoy addressed only to the initials T.N. The next day, someone comes to reclaim his misdirected letter with a sharp demand on the tip of his tongue. The day after, he returns, and does not stop coming back. There should have been part of him that protested it, some larger part of him that remained indifferent to these odd visits.

    After gruelling days of loneliness, Harry cannot find it in himself to send Nott away.

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    (work title from c0mput4r by June Henry)

    Eventually, Mori's office's door came up in front of them.

    Fancy. Gaudy. Pompous. Another word.

    Dazai elbowed them open, Chuuya muttering as he did so, walking into the room with a smirk. His single visible eye glinted dangerously in the light, matching Mori's perfectly.

    ...

    The paperwork on the doctor's desk implied this would be a long mission.

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    Dazai and Chuuya get sent to Hogwarts age 15, force magical racists to be nice and discover how codependent they are.

    ...with some good old language and culture confusion at times. Because the idea of Dazai constantly being like 'yeah, no, call me by my last name or I find a brick to throw at you <3 is hilarious to me.

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    Harry Potter defeats Voldemort using the most powerful magic of all: relentless flirting.
    Harry struts, winks, and casually rewrites the rules of war.
    Chaos ensues.
    Death Eaters question life choices.
    The Order questions reality.
    Voldemort questions… his sexuality.

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    Harry always thought his parents were a witch and a wizard who died to save him. Turns out? Only one of those things was true.

    On a cold night in his first year Harry starts to crave blood, runs faster and leaps higher

    He is then summoned to see the goblins as his inheritance test has changed and secrets are revealed and when he starts to react to a Slytherin he never even spoke to things start to get out of control

     

    Far away in the forests of Forks the Cullens are peacefully relaxing and enjoying their afternoon. Suddenly Alice freezes as a vision comes to her, but unlike all her other visions this one hurts, this one burns as she tries to focus on what she is seeing

    All she can make out is a head of black messy running alongside them

    She draws what she sees but it’s Jasper who does a double take one name flowing from his mouth causing the whole coven to freeze

    “James”

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    It’s been 15 years. Wizarding Britain has known relative peace. But peace is a fragile illusion.

    A string of brutal murders begins to shake the magical world. Each victim—withered like an ancient corpse, magic leeched completely, mouth agape in an eternal scream. The killer leaves behind only one calling card:

    “Catch me if you can”

    …written with the victim’s magical signature, essence woven into the ink itself.

     

    Enter: Auror Commander Harry Potter. Haunted, hardened, and unraveling. The deeper he digs, the more the killer seems to know him. This isn’t random. This is targeted. Personal.

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    Harry passa o verão sofrendo abusos e vivendo na merda, bem, isso só acontece até ele entrar na mata próxima a casa dos Dursleys, onde algo chama por seu nome e grita para ser encontrado, mesmo quando tudo indica que ele deve fugir.

    Tudo fica melhor quando Harry conhece um garoto da sua idade, que gaguejava muito, com um histórico de abuso semelhante ao seu.

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    Harry Potter thought he knew his world. He was wrong.

    After his third year, he discovers he’s heir to Gryffindor, Slytherin, Black, and Peverell. And suddenly, pureblood politics, corruption, and power plays are his everyday reality. Add the Triwizard Tournament, a deadly game of strategy, and two dangerously brilliant allies (Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott) and Harry’s rise to the youngest Minister of Magic becomes a high-stakes dance of ambition, love, and secrets.

    Enemies lurk in every shadow… even the ones he trusts most. Can Harry survive, win, and keep his heart intact?

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    Blaise Zabini, from the Slytherin table, muttered just loud enough for everyone to hear: “Well. That makes sense.”
    Pansy Parkinson clapped once, delighted. “Knew it.”
    Snape—whose expression had not changed once—simply inclined his head.

    After another summer at his relative, Harry and his friends get called by the sorting hat because the wards and their magic is rejecting where the have been for the past years how will the Slytherins react? What truths will come to light.

    OK just a warning this fic is a little bit timeline adjusted. Harry knows that Sirius is his godfather and Severus also knows, but the wizarding world does has not been told. also don’t like don’t read please but if you do have any comments that can help my writing improve I would appreciate that just be respectful

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    Harry Potter is done playing by everyone else's rules.

    After years of suffering at the hands of the Dursleys, a breaking point pushes him to run. He doesn't care about blood wards, doesn't care about Dumbledore's warnings-he just wants out. But when his magic flares up in his escape, the Ministry reacts swiftly, expelling him from Hogwarts and dragging him to trial. The wizarding world watches, eager to see the so-called Boy Who Lived fall.

    But Harry refuses to break.

    Cleared of charges but forced to be re-registered at Hogwarts, he expects to return to Gryffindor-only for the Sorting Hat to reveal a truth he once denied. This time, it places him in Slytherin. Surrounded by cunning minds and sharp tongues, Harry must learn to navigate the complexities of Slytherin politics, where loyalty is earned, not given.

    Then the Triwizard Tournament is announced.

    When the Goblet of Fire spits out his name, Hogwarts turns against him all over again. But Harry is no longer the reckless boy they thought they knew. With his new housemates at his side, he will master the art of survival, deception, and power-not just to win the tournament, but to ensure that no one ever controls his fate again.

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    Harry and Draco have a movie night at Grimmauld Place. Draco distains the decor and think it really needs to be replaced.

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    "it's all lies, darling."

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    "Good morning, Mummy," the child mumbled, his voice soft and sweet, yet intelligent, far more advanced than any toddler should sound.

    Harry froze, his mind racing. Mummy? No. No, no, no. This was wrong.

    The child reached up toward him, his little arms stretching in that universal sign of wanting attention.

    "Daddy said wake up. We have to go to Daddy."

    "Hey," Harry whispered, his voice hoarse as he knelt beside the bed, "You... you’re not-"

    "Where’s Daddy?" the child interrupted, his voice even more demanding now, "Daddy told me wake up. We go to him."

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    Harry Potter walks to the Forbidden Forest, and is killed by Voldemort, just like the stars foretold.

    But, he hadn't expected, to be pulled into an alternate reality, by his other self, where he is the wife to the Minister of Magic, has a son, and may or may not be a revolutionary with a lot of secrets.

    The thing is, Harry cannot understand, was why was he brought here?

    And what exactly happened before that caused everything to change?

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    Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Act I of refuse, resist, rebel, revolt- all the things we can't unsee.

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    Harry Potter was never meant to stay.
    After the war, worn down and forgotten by the wizarding world, he sought silence a damp, quiet place hidden among the pines: Forks.

    What he didn’t expect… was him.
    Carlisle Cullen.
    Golden eyes, a surgeon’s steady hands, and a voice too soft to hide the fire beneath.

    Harry was just a patient. A stranger with scars too deep to heal.
    But in the quiet pauses, in the lingering glances and long, cold nights something slipped.
    Something forbidden.

    And Forks never forgets those who play with eternity.

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    The Skyfall Program isn’t for the faint of heart. Dragons aren’t either.

    Merida Eliza Potter was raised among both — dragon handlers, retired riders, and fire-breathing beasts at her family’s sanctuary.

    While most first-years struggle to find their footing, uncertain of the path they’ve chosen, she fits into the saddle like she was born there.

    She’s a mystery to her instructors. A spark waiting to ignite — an ember flickering, doused in water for too long.

    And once she earns her wings… there’ll be no bringing her back down.

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    15/?
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