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So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.
It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.
[An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]
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- Part 1 of Moonlight Sonata
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13 Jan 2026
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Fallen Angel, Pretty Sunrise by Rara (ForTheLostandFound)
Fandoms: Hand Jumper (Webcomic)
07 Jan 2026
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"I’m sure you still wish you had a normal freaking childhood. I wouldn’t wish such a fate on anyone… Bet you’re all fucked up now. I’d like to comfort you and tell you that we’re all fucked up one way or another, but that’s not true. Some people out there really do live normal lives, as disgusting as that is."
Set right after Juni's ultimatum (chapter 100), Sayeon is at her most vulnerable and cracks under Ryujin's softer side. For a moment, she gets to feel human again, and she learns that it's a hell of a lot more addicting than feeling like a god.
Featuring self-deprecating Sayeon who is lowkey into the Ryujin that hates her.
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08 Jan 2026
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“Are you stupid? I’m not setting your fucking nose.”
“Ryujin,” Sayeon hisses, curling her grip around Ryujin’s collar. “I’m Cell 4’s leader. I make the decisions, and you are supposed to listen to me.” She clenches her jaw, and her aura grows more stifling. “You either need to leave me and help them, or set my nose.”
“You’re fucking crazy,” Ryujin spits.
Or: Sometimes, Ryujin tends to Sayeon's wounds.
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08 Jan 2026
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a little communication (yes, thats my ideal foreplay) by wr1t3
Fandoms: Hand Jumper (Webcomic)
01 Jan 2026
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The rest of Cell 4 as well as Cell 3 know that Ryujin and Sayeon are dating.
The catch? Neither Sayeon or Ryujin are aware of that fact.
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06 Jan 2026
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You keep your hand on the back of her head, the physical contact allowing your power of shackles to flow freely. You can bind Sinners to your will which make you the most powerful woman in DisCity. Except within this exchange, your power is not required.
Hecate kneels between your legs. Even now, her expression does not change, not even as she leans in and brings her lips to the inside of your thigh. Light, grazing, the promise of more.
{Female Chief x Hecate}
{POV Second Person}Bookmarked by Alcoholical_Procastinator
28 Dec 2025
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Hiiiiii, so I'm really bad at writing synopsis so, I'll just tell you, this is a multi-part story following the story of Alastor and reader, where the reader is head over heels in love with Alastor in life and death but this part is just them meeting and meeting again and then some stuff in between, may I intice you with a snipit
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.Your face was hot, it almost felt like the cold breeze was turning into steam around you.
“I’ll leave for now” he said giving your hand another kiss “good night chère” He let go of you hand and walked away back to his car. You realized you were still wearing his coat.
“wait Alastor! your coat!” you called out as you slipped it off
“is alright darling! keep it” He said and gave you a last smile before he drove off.
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01 Dec 2025
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The smaller woman shifted closer and stared at her dead in the eye, "can I fuck you?"
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21 Nov 2025
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ryujin and sayeon throughout the centuries. an immortal and a mortal can never truly be together, not until the end.
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- Part 2 of hand jumper oneshot drafts
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20 Nov 2025
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The latest chapter, huh? Quite the feast for us snapback shippers. So heres a lil something that just the last bit of the chapter retold from both perspectives. (And tweaked just a lil bit! :3 ) Hope y'all enjoy!!!
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20 Nov 2025
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Sayeon still feels bad for messing with Ryujin, if only she was better with her words
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20 Nov 2025
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Poly Reader-Insert Headcanon Scenarios ; Jinshi and Maomao by SleepingDeath
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
21 Jul 2025
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An occasionally updated collection of headcanon sets featuring Maomao and Jinshi sharing an s/o. SFW entries will have “[G]” in the title and NSFW entries will have “[E]” in the title.
Reposted from my tumblr account. The lowercase text is intentional. Not spoiler free.
Currently completely SFW but rated as explicit because it will eventually contain NSFW content.
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- Part 4 of apothecary diaries headcanon sets
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30 Oct 2025
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Summer Mint by suchoripterus
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
11 Jul 2025
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You're a servant girl at the rear palace, and you're feeling very drawn to the handsome and beautiful new eunuch on the block. This may be your chance to get closer to him... or her?
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30 Oct 2025
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I Never Fell Out of Love with You (Odysseus x F!reader) by Dreamer81093
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
07 Jul 2025
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in which throughout this journey you realize that maybe you don’t just love your best friend platonically. Problem is: he’s married. Second problem? You also love his wife. Third problem? It’s not the distance, it’s what lies in between.
Or you just try to keep everyone alive while shoving back your feelings
Or Odysseus keeps getting a heart attack every time you do something stupid
And vice versaBookmarked by Alcoholical_Procastinator
26 Oct 2025
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Palimpsest by 10reikiso9
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
13 Jul 2025
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A translator on a routine international assignment never makes it to her destination. After a catastrophic accident, she wakes up in a strange, ancient world. Disoriented, and dependent on her wits, she is thrust into the heart of the imperial court.
With multiple types of knowledge, a sharp mind, and a love for unconventional stuff, she forms unexpected bonds with a clever poison-loving maid and a charming, peculiar eunuch with secrets of his own.Bookmarked by Alcoholical_Procastinator
19 Oct 2025
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Minors DNI
Very mild trigger warning for Calypso.Do not share outside AO3.
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16 Oct 2025
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Reader has once again used her powers to scare her classmates, which caused her to be expelled. Her parents had enough of her doing this, so they sent her to Nevermore. There she meets her soulmates, in Wednesday and Enid, but Reader doesn't want to meet her soulmates and goes out her way to avoid them as much as possible. How will they react to this?
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16 Oct 2025
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Dragon and Knight — Volume 1 by Tricho_Rabbit
Fandoms: Dragon and Knight - Fandom, Original Work
17 Nov 2025
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From the outside, the Quinns are the picture of perfection: a devout Christian family in small-town Texas, admired by neighbors, respected by their Baptist church, and held together by Phillip Quinn’s stern hand and Valeria’s quiet devotion. Fourteen-year-old Landon Quinn is seen as a timid only child; bright, polite but quiet and seemingly destined for great things.
But behind closed doors, the truth is far darker. Phillip’s authority is absolute, his violence barely hidden, and his obsession with control and a deep, disturbing love for his own son that extends far beyond discipline.
To survive, Landon retreats into a world of fantasy. In his mind he is not a child, but a knight; armoured, courageous, sworn to fight the dragon that stalks around his home with a breath that reeks of alcohol and cigarettes. Yet even knights can be broken, and the walls between imagination and reality grow thin as Phillip’s influence and obsession tightens around him.
Volume I of this psychological thriller peels back the polished surface of a “perfect” family, revealing how faith can be weaponised, how love can be twisted, and how a child learns to cope with a horror no one around him will see.
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- Part 1 of Dragon and Knight
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16 Oct 2025
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What if Gwi-ma was once a human and then became the first demon? And what if he was split into two halves?
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06 Sep 2025
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06 Sep 2025
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Wanna be your Sweet Dream too (You are forever beautiful) by Wesperbrekkered
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
15 Aug 2024
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She joined Sua on her walks with an extra bright smile and a cup of iced caramel coffee just the way she liked it. She ate cheap takeout with Mizi while they binge watched cringe romance shows. She grabbed them both by the elbows and dragged them on nights out with her so they could all get wasted to the point that no one noticed when she stared too intently or let her touch linger too long.
If only they knew what more she craved. If only they knew how desperately she stared at the silver of space between them and begged for it to open up into something large enough for her to fit in.
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Where Hyuna finds herself falling in love with not one, but two beautiful women, and it's just her fucking luck that they love each other instead.
Or- maybe it's not as bleak as she assumes...
Bookmarked by Alcoholical_Procastinator
24 Aug 2025