Alecto_the_implacable
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Incarnadine by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Nov 2025
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While pursuing a group of fae hunters they’ve been tracking for ages, baobhan sìth Crowley accidentally steps into an old fox trap concealed in the brush.
Badly injured, immediately weakened from the iron and soon soaked through due to a wicked thunderstorm, they seek shelter on the steps of a huge, castle-like manor. The door is opened by a kindly looking man with an angelic countenance, and he spares no time in welcoming the wounded fairy into his home, unaware of the fact that Crowley is so desperately in need of feeding they’re considering drastic measures.
They don’t know that they are just as unaware in the sense of having no idea whom just opened his door to them.
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09 Jan 2026
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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈 by depraveddame
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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A series of one shot human AU fics for Pride Month! 🌈✨💖
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09 Jan 2026
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The Unity of Opposites by depraveddame
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2025
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Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.
They despise one another.
In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.
Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.
So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?
Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.
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08 Jan 2026
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More by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2025
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Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.
Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.
When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—
— but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.
“Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”